>tfw finally going on a date with a cute girl for the first time in a half hour, but can't find the key to unlock my cock cage
I'm really scared you guys.
>>24767446
Try hacking the cage off with a hatchet.
Why do you have a cock cage you weird faggot
>>24767488
I don't have a hatchet, just some dull scissors
>>24767507
I like to wear it for a few days and then after the urge to masturbate builds up I dress up like a girl and eventually the cum just drizzles out even though my penis is kept soft.
>>24767564
You are such a massive faggot, go find a man to make you his bitch, because you don't deserve a woman.
>>24767955
wow, you sure got him dude
The metal on the lock is easily breakable if your cage is similar to pic related. Just need the proper tool
>>24767446
Just tell her.
She deserves to know what a dirty little sissy you are.
>>24767446
Original commentttttt way to be a faggot op
>>24767955
>because you don't deserve a woman
I know, family.
>>24768588
Too late, already went on the date. She went in for a hug at one point and I told her to stop because I had the flu, then apologized and asked her to drive me back home (I don't have a car). I think today taught me I should give up on finding a gf and just learn to be alone forever.
>>24767446
I need a cock cage because I get random boners in public
I could be napping on the bus and sitting there with a massive hard on. Luckily I always sit with my bag over my crotch
But seriously. Sometimes I can't leave a place or need to hide in a toilet to wait for the blood to move away
Should I buy a cock cage?
>>24769967
yes, they are fun desu
>>24770131
Any easy ones without locks?
I just need a device to keep boners in check
>>24770212
they have holes where locks go, you could put pretty much anything through that to keep it on
>>24769927
Betad out.
Anyway at least you went on a date.
You didn't fuck it up, see where it goes
Fucking on the first date is degeneracy anyways
>not having more than one key
>>24767446
how does this happen to guys? I mean what the fuck kind of pants are you wearing that if you get a hard on that shit becomes visible?
>Wearing belts
>wearing jeans
>wearing boxer briefs or tighties
it compresses all of that. Unless you're wearing silk pants and underwear I don't see how you can get a visible boner.
>>24770306
What are you talking about? This is a thread about having a cock cage on because of a secret sexual denial / crossdressing fetish that backfires when the key is lost and you have a date to go on in a half hour and if the girl tries to hook up with you and reaches for your dick then she might find out you have a cock cage on.
>>24770306
>having a micro dick
sucks for u bro
