Going to my first rave tonight, what should I know?
just know that you are a faggot
>>24767165
The girls are sluts and will all sorts of nasty things for you depending on what you can do for them. Just watch out for diseases, they've been around.
>>24767165
You should know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
>>24767350
hur hur hur
>>24767165
You can't be to sure whether a girl is 14 or 24.
take some XTC
>>24767165
Remember to put on your raving shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFB8vRpUyAM
Remember that you will never experience an actual glorious rave.
>>24767377
He's right faggot
>>24767296
this
>>24767165
You should keep your elbows up, anon.
you'll never experience the real raves of the 90s and early 00s
now you'll get a neo-millenial-gen z shit tier """rave""" where the sense of communal happiness and joy is now a meme for dudebros taking ``molly'' and smack and any other shit they can fit up their nose
>>24767165
That girls with tits that big are always, ALWAYS, crazy.
Get some good ecstasy and feel like you belong somewhere for once.
That raves are for faggots
No bareback or kissing
Serious bruh
>>24768572
You can tell she's crazy just by her face.
>>24768551
as a raver from out of the 90s I can say this is bullshit. While the spirit is not quite the same anymore, good raves still do happen.
And there were plenty of garbage parties back then. Maybe as many as half of them were just a bunch of idiots flailing around gurning like mongoloids.
>>24768767
>american ""raves""
lol'd
>>24767165
Ravegirls are easy but normally have fucktons of STDs, take a condom.
Make sure you can handle your drugs, since no one goes to raves without drugs and you dont wanna be the faggot that passes em down.
The music is likely to be trash unless they have a decent DJ. But be prepared for mainstream trashy dubstep
Just ask girls if they wanna fuck, grind on them to the beat of the music, thats what that kinda enviorment is for.
You can basically rape a strung out druggie and get away with it, she probably wont remember shit
>>24768795
Getting together in large groups and acting like idiots is one thing we're actually good at.
>>24768692
I don't need to see her face to know that she's crazy.
Still would fuck her until she cut my dick off though. I'd do anything for big tits.
>>24768795
>implying I'm American
dafuk did you get that idea?
>>24767165
>Going to my first rave tonight, what should I know?
That you should kill youself, people who go to raves are normalfags, no exceptions.
>>24768767
>Maybe as many as half of them were just a bunch of idiots flailing around gurning like mongoloids
that sounds like a good one famalan
