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>she thinks you're nice >chad fucked her twice
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>she thinks you're nice
>chad fucked her twice
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>>24767145
>You think you good enough to be Her guy
>she's still on chads crazy cock ride.
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>>24767145
>Chad gave her his fill
>You give them your nine mill
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>you shitpost a malasyan basketweaving board
>chad brags about her, with whom he just scored
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>she gave you the eye
>chad has just fucked her soo hard that she can die
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>>24767145
>you think about that girl from the street
>she's busy sucking on chad's meat
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>>24767145

>she strings you along and expects you to wait
>chad get to fuck her hard right on the first date
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>>24767145
>She sees you as "just friends"
>That's where your story ends
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>You want to sniff her feet
>Chad fucks her in the ass
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>>24767287
Prose, right?
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>you're a /fa/ggot for fits
>Chad cums on her tits
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>You walk her to class.
>Chad unloads in her ass.

>>24767287

Fucker don't break the rhythm.
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>>24767287

>you give her flowers and plenty of attention
>Chad fucks her in the ass
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>You do her group work in class
>Chad fucks her in the ass
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>>24767361
I like this meme desu Baka senpai
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>>24767361

>you have sex with your mom
>chad fucks her in the ass
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>you buy her many things and attempt to be nice to her
>you are rewarded for your deeds with sex
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>>24767145
>you just want to cum on her face
>she thinks letting only chad do that will save her race
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>you write a manifesto and murder 6 people
>chad fucks her in the ass
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>you throw your jacket over the puddle so she can walk across and not get her dress wet
>chad fucks her in the ass
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>you listen to her problems and let her talk
>chad fucks her in the ass until she can't walk
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>she says you're a sweet guy and you deserve all the best
>chad fucks her in the ass
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>you own a expired condor
>he has her panties in his sock drawer

>you never held a hand
>his dick makes her expand

>you wrote her a poem
>she's licking his scrotum

>she doesn't even know you exist
>shes drinking his piss

>she wants to settle down and she's fat
>she has his name as a tat

>you take her for wine
>he's breaking her spine

>she says she isn't shallow
>and she says all short men should be sent to the gallows
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>You met her as a classmate
>Chad fucked her on the first date
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>>24767361
>>24767320
>>24767287
Nice samefag

samebloxxx
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>>24767145
>She gives you a wet dream
>Meanwhile Chad makes her scream
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>>24767361
that shit's just golden
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>Elliot Rodger: the true alpha male,
>saw all girls he could not impale.
>To his lack of girlfriend
>he took his revenge.
>But to kill all sluts, he had failed
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>>24767494
>>she says she isn't shallow
>It's Chad's cum she will swallow
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These are all so sad, we need to make some revenge ones:

>Chad slept in her bed
>You beat him over the head

>Chad gave her the D
>on his floor you will pee
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>>24768005
>he took her virginity out of wedlock
>you choked him out with a headlock
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>>24768005
>He had sex with her bareback
>Bitch better prepare for an autist-attack
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>It's you whom she denies
>While chad creampies
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You beg for her mound, " I'll pass", alas
Chad comes 'round, "pray, doth fuck me in the ass!"
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>>24768005
>they laughed because you were 5 foot 4
>now they can't laugh, they got knocked to the floor
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>>24768005
>his dick is the biggest she ever saw
>you break into the room and decapitate them with a chainsaw
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these threads are full of cuuucks
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>you pay for the meal
>chad seals the deal
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>you think about her during class
>Chad shoots a thick wad up her ass
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>you dream to make her yours
>chad does her like the rest of the whores
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>She holds you hand, what luck!
>but when Chad finds her, you'll be a kek!
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>>24768005
>Chad fill her with cum on and on
>You marry her and rise his son
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>you went to space
>Chad fucked her face
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>call you virgin and bitter
>have sex with a serial killer
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>you try to meet qts at Mass
>Chad fucks her in the ass
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>you flirt, she gives you sass
>Chad flirts, she gives him her ass
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>>24767145
>you think about her all day, alone
>she meets chad and twenty minutes later they bone
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>>24767145

>you think about making it and sharing with her when you're rich
>right after every chad made her his bitch
>to better yourself you lift, learn and run
>chad pumps her ass full with his cum
>you're losing your sleep over the look of her face
>she is spending the nights thinking of chad's semen taste
>while you break your back and your head doing everything just to impress
>he rams his dick right up her ass
>as you bitch and moan about being friendzoned
>everyone else is fucking her throat
>in the end of the day if its pleasing her that you wish
>a roastie filled with thousands of man-juices is your main dish
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>if you work hard for years maybe you'll get laid
>Chad gets it when he's 15 with no effort
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>>24767320
Feels good to nut in her butt
And make her eat it like a slut
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>Her birthday's today, you always remember
>But she's been busy, sucking his member

>You searched for a gift, it took ages to find
>All he's done though, is fuck her behind

>You'll show her your love, with your nicely wrapped box
>Don't be too sure, she does love black cocks

>You ring the doorbell, with present in hand
>He open it up, oh no that's not planned

>You stab at his neck, with your big shiny blade
>As she runs over, confused and afraid

>You lunge at her too, so angry and sad
>She kicks at your balls, and that makes you mad

>You rape her right then, as she tells you to stop
>You keep going though, when you hear a pop

>A policeman arrived, and shot at your gut
>At this point who cares, you fucked that dumb slut
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>>24767145
>you spend all day posting stupid memes
>Chad fucks her like you do in your dreams
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>>24767435
Nigger detected

If bot let's me post this I get a blow job tonight
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