>tfw gf broke up with me and joined ISIS
How the fuck am I supposed to compete with this?
eazy, join as well
>>24766648
Anon, I weigh 330lb and have no skills accept my encyclopedic knowledge of anime series and porn videos.
>>24766688
you will make an exceptional suicide bomber. that is what they usually do with useless people (like jihadi jake) that joined.
>>24766748
>Become a beta suicide bomber while Ahmed Al-Chad fucks your ex-gf in front of you
No thanks to be honest.
>>24766799
you have to look at it from their perspective, you will be martyr and that is as alpha as it gets.
That's what you get for dating a sandnigger you fucking faggot.
this is a very interesting concept OP... im aware fictional situation but how does one handle something like this if hypothectically it did happen
>>24766597
>for her you'd travel distances near and far
>for him she bites her lip and screams 'ALLAHU CHADBAR'
I guess one virgin wasn't enough for her.
>>24766648
nah, just make it seem like you want to join long enough to get her location, then send an anonymous tip to the Russians about it so they can bomb the bitch. that'll show her
>>24767043
along the way you can scam ISIS for few bucks as well, just like those chechen girls did. not sure if they are sending money to males though.
>>24766597
tell her to pull your finger,
and then fart.
>>24766688
>up those aftermovie skills and sell yourself as their new PR addition
>upload beheading montages
You're not that fat weeb anymore kiddo, you're xXxMLG_ISIS_911xXx now.
>roll over from laughing until you're back in america
>make living as the guy editing normies getting rekt and fucking your jihadi gf
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just do it.
>>24767677
clips of normies getting rekt by sexy jihadi fluid druid, I would pay for that.
>>24766985
Tippiest kekarooniedoo
>>24766648
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>>24767677
Does anyone unironically believe OP?
>>24767832
>what is banter
>>24767832
story is possible but not in this case. it it was truth, the green text story would be much longer.
