>Hey, look who decided to finally come out of his cave! We already ate all the chicken, but there's still plenty of fries and salad left!
I'll just have the vegetable, please.
>>24763817
girl in wheelchair is smoking hot. Chicks on other side of table look like overweight aliens.
fuck the rabbit food you roastie whorebags!
So what's the point of these threads? You make them like everyday, are these suppose to make you feel something? Rage? Anxious? Horny? These threads are just shit.
Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
>>24763817
Of course you fat fucks would have already eaten all the chicken. Let me guess, there was ten whole ones? Did you even pluck them before gorging yourselves?
I'm surprised you didn't eat the table too, fatass.
>>24763839
Underrated post of today.
-awkwardly smile- Hi, yeah.
-goes over to fridge to get drink and some kind of food that takes minimal effort to prepare-
-leave and go back to room-
>>24763916
What kind of threads?
>>24763817
Does the wheelie have one leg???
>>24765785
She has two, but they don't work.
Would have been better with one working leg than two useless ones desu.
>>24763817
> There she is, my wife in her rolling chair and her dumb family.
>>24765955
>my wife
You wish.
>>24765985
> We went to the same high school, she was a cheerleader and was the gf of the main quarterback of the school team. He cheated any time he could and she never suspect anything. And I loved her so much, I felt so much pain to see how she was cheated behind her back.
>anyway, I asked my uncle Trevor how I can conquer her heart. He just laughed me in the face, called me autistic faggot and said a looser like me can't and should not play those games bye the rules.
> Trevor had a master plan for me and her. One night, he followed her back home, and then he attacked her. Broke her spine and raped her. I was shocked and so angry at my uncle, but he was right at the end, this was my only way to get her. The quaterbackguy could stand it, to waste his life with a raped and disabled women. But i was any single day in the hospital and we spend more time together, I escort her to the rehab.
> one day she saw in me finally the perfect boyfriend and husband.
>>24763817
Why you ate a chicken? Don't you have hearts?
>>24763817
why do those sluts have bottles in their wine glasses?
do americans really just put a big bowl of french fries in the middle of the dinner table?
>>24763839
fucking kekd
Z DJ
>>24763817
I wonder what her ass looks like.
>>24767673
I wonder what her ass smells like.
>>24768643
I wonder what her ass feels like.
>>24768684
I wonder what her ass tastes like.
>>24768684So does she.
>>24768774
I wonder what her ass sounds like.
>>24766472
We eat them straight out of the fryer to be honest family
>>24763817
"at least i dont sit in a wheelchair!"
>>24766395
What kind of uncultured backwater shit hole do you live in?
>>24766472
I've never seen it. I'm Canadian but live I Toronto so its pretty much american here.
"Was it the roadkill leftover from wheels' last wine cooler and cocaine bender?"
>>24763817
that wheelie is so qt.
>>24769493
>she will never be your gf
