One day NEET's parents die and they will become a homeless
>>24763161
They are all going to an hero before 40 to bee honest f@m.
>>24763161
>be me
>be neet
>parents own house
>sibling owns own house
>parents are kill
>sister lets me live with her
>I get half of expensive house
>I get neet bux
>sibling pays bills
>I get NEET bux
>feels good man
>>24763161
>homeless
>He doesn't know about the North-European welfare state
>>24764283
It won't last forever Achmed, the fire is rising and soon you're shitskin-kin will be exterminated like the cockroaches you are.
>>24764283
You won't be able to laugh when they give your welfare to Ahmed from Afghanistan.
>>24764320
Mohamed will throw them from the roofs like homosexuals
>>24764320
lol sorry you have it all wrong, the refugees are already being put to work to pay taxes for my welfare you poltard
>>24764320
>>24764344
Rekt by >>24764448
Achmed is willing to take shit tier jobs like sweeping the streets or cleaning the staircase of my autismbux-funded apartment.
>>24763161
Nope, parents die and we inherit our parent's house and money and get to live the NEET life forever
>>24764591
This postis the truth
>>24764591
>>24764733
>Money goes to charity and you're left with zip
>>24763161
>implying I don't plan to kill myself at that exact time or a bit before it
>>24764038
>Implying your sister's husband will want some reject living in his house.
>>24764858
Keep telling yourself that wage kek, my parents are working class and never give to charity.
Even if they did I could easily get a NEET flat and NEETbux, costing the wagekek even more tax money.
>>24764923
>implying they would stay together if he didn't approve of it
>implying I probably wont just take her smaller house and she takes on the biggie
:P
>>24763161
>tfw I've been NEET for 15 years
>my parents died in a car crash
>they left me a large 4 bedroom house
>I rented out 3 of the rooms for $400 a month
>plus they left me $200k
>tfw I will be neet forever.
>>24764948
No totally, I feel you. Enjoy your NEET flat, friend. :-)
>>24763161
>wageslave gets so buttblasted by the shitposting of some neets that he has to wish death and poverty upon them
damn senpai cmon
>>24765015
>not living in northern europe
That was your first mistake, friend. My apartment is in a 99% white suburb, haven't seen a PoC till this day. Feels good to be white desu.
>>24765014
assuming this is true im curious would you rather your parents be alive but force you to work/education and help with bills or are you happier in your current situation
>>24765109
I'm happier in my current situation, but I'd probably bring them back. I'd feel bad if I didn't.
>tfw live in louisville kentucky
>find a place to live for 150usd while other places are 400usd and up
>'you do not want to live there because there are uhmm...uhh..'
>mfw normies scared to even say 'black people' or anything related
>mfw normies tell me not to say 'niggers' because it offends them
>tfw only will get 733usd of ssi when i move out
>>24764542
>he thinks the illegal immigrants are working
Lol
>he thinks they're paying taxes
HAHAHAHAHA
The only kebabs that are working are the ones that have been living there forever and integrated, at least partially, to western culture. Don't deluge yourself. Look at Sweden, ever since "refugees" started pouring in, crime has skyrocketed, their economy is going down the shitter, and rapes have increased so much that they literally became the rape capital of the western world.
>>24765446
Yea sweden is importing hundreds of thousands of muslims. Here in Holland we are much stricter. There is a reason they are all flooding to germany or sweden.
Don't get me wrong, the best immigration would be 0, but if they are here odds are they passed our strict screening procedure and will contribute to society (and my autismbux).
>>24765605
Thankfully we are starting to change here in Sweden, with more people realizing the negative impact it has had on our society.
>>24765446
>illegal immigrants
yes you retard I literally live in Sweden and literally know illegal immigrants who work. And legal immigrants pay taxes how are you supposed to pay taxes if you're an illegal immigrant you fucking retard. Reported rape started increase when we changed the laws to include more behavior to count as rape. Crime has not skyrocketed and there's nothing wrong with our economy. It's you that's delusional with your doomsday /pol/ shit memes. Fuck off please.
>Implying I will outlive my parents
>>24763161
whats a NEET? from what i have seen its a new slang term for lazy bitch boy?
>>24765834
A NEET is a lordly man who doesn't trade away all of his free time.
>>24765757
Some right wing cunt literally wanted to disassemble the welfare system to get more money for immigration. If more people in our government talked like him our country would literally be Africa 2.0 right now.
>>24763161
Is this a joke? When my parents die i will get so much deadbux. Im talking upwards of 1.5M plus property.
Suck it wagie.
>>24765853
i joke. i was habitual marijuana consuming NEET for 2 years before i decided to grow up.
>>24765924
>marijuana
Normie scum
>>24765924
How does it feel to go from a lord who spends his time doing whatever he likes to a peasant spending all day making delicious sandwiches for the lordly overclass?
>>24763161
see >>24763462
Tbqh, if my parents die (and I haven't already) I'm probably going to do a bunch of heroin/meth/crack for a bit, then off myself, once things start getting fucked financially.
>>24763161
I think a lot of NEETs wish for something like that to happen, something which would force them to try to survive.
>>24763161
>One day NEET's parents die and they will inherit the house and all their parents money
FTFY
My parents are already dead.
>tfw can't hold down a job
>tfw had to sell off most of my video games and gutted my computer
>tfw going to lose everything soon because nobody wants to hire me
At least I have an exit plan. I can't live on the streets again. I barely got out last time, when I still had family.
>>24764948
>working class parents
>still make them shoulder the costs of supporting you.
oh man.
>inb4 its NOT MY FAULT THEY GAVE BIRTH TO ME
>>24766004
mortgage the house.
>>24766004
bruh, just NEET, you cant hold a job because deep down you dont WANT a job, no one does.
>>24766154
I was basically told to get out when I tried. I might have to sell it to pay off the mortgage that's already on it, and if I get enough maybe I can get an apartment until I can find a job. I really don't want to leave, though. I mostly grew up here. It's all I have left of my family.
>>24766189
Unfortunately that would be a good way to end up living in the park, sucking cock for food again.
>you cant hold a job because deep down you dont WANT a job, no one does.
Of course I don't want a job, but that's not why I lost my last one. They got bought out and closed down.
>>24766214
It might be time to let go of your mementos and focus on where to sleep tomorrow night.
good luck
>>24763161
You know that NEET is the buzzword for 90K anual income anons?
>>24766265
I can still keep it for a while yet. I might just end myself when the time comes. I've got nobody to live for anyway. Just me, and I hate me.
>>24766320
If youre going to do that, might as well try to scourge up whatever money you have left and die in the fashion you prefer.
that or maybe do something you like and have some fun, if you still remember what that feels like.
>>24763161
Why wouldn't they inherit their parents' house?
>>24766346
Not really. I've been depressed so long that most things aren't fun anymore. They're just less depressing. I need to find a sugar daddy, that's what I need.
>>24766376
If you're a cute boy just go maid mode. There's always a few anons on here looking for one.
>>24766376
>sugar daddy
maybe if you can tuck that boipucci well enough.
>>24766351
would you give your house to your son who you wageslaved for in order to support him while he rants around the house telling you NEETs are superior?
>>24766411
I think I'm too old to be cute anymore. Turned 25 this year. Used to be cute, a long time ago. Not ugly now, just not cute.
>>24766415
Not something I've ever had to practice, unfortunately.
>>24766441
>Not something I've ever had to practice, unfortunately.
the real money is in the boipucci
>>24766441
Would probably still be fine for an older guy. They often don't get the prime sub 20 guys so they're still open to people in your age group.
>>24766507
That's good. Now I just have to find one in the asshole of nowhere willing to have this kind of arrangement with me.
>>24766544
area?
>>24766544
>find one in the asshole of nowhere
Why not just open up to anywhere and move in with them if they like you?
>>24766554
A very rural area of Ontario.
>>24766560
I suppose that could work too, but I'd much rather stay where I am.
>>24766579
Well it's really going to hurt your choices if you're only looking in a rural area.
Maybe try grinder, always lots of older guys on there looking for some younger b!p to make them feel alive.
>>24766579
>Ontario
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>>24766614
Will have to give it a try. I don't use my phone much so it's not something I've ever used.
>>24766644
Several hours away from it, sorry.
I'll just inherit their wealth. They own 20 properties- including one 4 star hotel- scattered across the US and Canada. I will quite literally become a millionaire upon their deaths. Not that being a millionaire would much change much in my life, since I already live the patrician neetlyfe.
>>24766823
youre not so much a 4chan NEET rather than a trust fund baaby
you stand above us all and really have no place in this conversation.
>>24766928
By all definitions I am a NEET.
>>24767012
Wouldn't it make more sense to leave their property in the name of someone with business experience rather than their NEET son?
>>24763161
Not all NEETs live with their parents, stupid.
>>24765082
>that pic is what neets actually believe
>>24763161
Such is the karma
>>24765924
>decided
If only it worked like that for me
>>24764038
>freedom
>self improvement
how does this work? you are forced to in squalor and can't afford to do anything other than browse the internet
>>24766013
I have substantial savings and the only money they spend on me is food and electricity which is not much at all.
>TFW only child of wealthy parents
The day my parents die is the day I will STOP working. I'm only wageslaving to make them happy.
>>24768703
If you worked your entire life to build a fortune, you're not going to give it away to some jew. You'll leave it to your children.
>>24768910
Squalor? Living rent free with bills paid is awesome, I actually work out a lot more since I stopped being a wagekek. I could also learn a skill if I wanted to.
>>24763161
We could always live in a nursing home.
Joke's on you op im already homeless
>>24763161
Won't they get the house from inheritance? Whole house to themselves, be need for the rest of their life. Wagecactuses lose again
>>24770433
how do they pay taxes
how do they pay taxes?
>>24770433
>get house for one month until property tax or utilities are due
>bank now owns house
>evicted as fuggg
>>24770507
Doesn't work like that. Lots of nogs go months and even years without paying taxes or utilities and still manage to hold on to their shit. It's actually pretty difficult to evict someone.
If they really needed money all they would have to do is rent out one of the rooms at a competitive price to get passive income.
So why do the wageslaves think every NEET is some depressed anti social sperg? Why do they ignore the fact that we're self enlightened individuals living for our own purpose? I wouldn't be surprised if the NEET is, on average, more intelligent 2-b-honest.
>>24770575
nogs have a spine and are hard to evict, fat kids from 4chan arent
>source im a landlord
>>24763161
No, the state will just look after me. You see, in first world countries (y'know, countries where NEETs can actually exist in), the state is obliged to look after you from cradle to grave.
>>24768910
How do you have more time for cleaning and activities when you aren't slaving 2000 hours every year? I don't get it epithet
