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Saturday night edition!
>>24760086
Guys I'm thinking of becoming a /fit/izen in an attempt to turn my life around. Start lifting and eating and getting aesthetic, maybe start getting some attractive women.
post
waifus
lads
>>24760116
im on ali express looking at cheap figures.
theres some cute waifus there, someone should buy them.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japanese-Anime-The-Hentai-Prince-And-The-Stony-Cat-Tsukiko-Tsutsukakushi-Action-Figures-Lovely-Toys-Sexy/32462151297.html?spm=2114.031010208.3.247.o6stjC&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_4_79_78_77_80,searchweb201644_0,searchweb201560_2
>>24760116
ur waifu is a faget who isnt even real
>>24760116
>>24760146
NO! FUCK OFF! Britfeel doesn't needed this creepy japanese doll shit. Go to another board!
>>24760146
Use Mandarake, baka.
Might put 25 quid on Chelsea to win the Premier league at 40/1
>>24760146
Tsukiko is a slut and not waifu material.
>>24760150
rude
u
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>>24760157
Fucking hell lad, want to dial it bad a notch or two?
>>24760086
>try to go for a run
>get cramp
>come home and eat Viennetta
>>24760186
prob worth a tenner but no more
>>24760189
oh what about this? my comment is not original
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Free-Shipping-Lovely-6-5-Love-Live-Yazawa-Nico-Swinsuit-Version-1-10-Scale-Boxed-PVC/1934248_32516851352.html
>>24760116
oh yes reporting in desu lad
>>24760225
Don't like seeing my beloved britfeel descend into this creepy shit lad. my bad.
>>24760254
Idols are also massive sluts desu
>>24760157
>>24760265
>doesn't needed this creepy japanese doll shit
>on 4chan
>owned by a jap
>started off as a weeb place
>weebs threads on every board
Are you retarded?
>>24760265
I'm not sure having a shitflinging moment is going to work out any better 2bh lad.
tilt desu
Postman didn't even come today, fucking wanker. I swear they just don't want to deliver shit when its raining.
I just want to use me airbrush.
gonna have a cup of tea desu
I always thought anime was shit, but I have seen a few recently that have been really good story wise. A lot better than the feminist shows and capeshit America is plopping out, I always thought it was just kids running around fighting with super powers and nothing else.
Sorry I made fun of you anime nerds.
>>24760317
all in on pocket bullets?
madman
Bag of crisps for brekky lads, what a time to be alive.
enjoying my cheap asda savoury snacks
time to get comfy
Poleaboo got beaten up today. Doesn't know how much more he can take.
Going to a gig tonight and I'm running on three hours sleep, I don't think I'm going to make it lads.
>>24760492
proof mate~??
>>24760368
Not on the river with that board.
>>24760528
then go for a nap now fagt
>>24760116
Kurisumasu
really tired lads, feeling really down as well
I'm tempted to start drinking tbqh lads~
I've never drunk alcohol before but seeing people here do it, it seems like it helps with feels and at this point I'm willing to try anything~
I'm still unsure though, somehow I think it might make me feel worse~
>>24760621
you have to be 18 to buy alcohol
>>24760587
ie--i
>>24760116
Christmas anime is shit
>>24760492
By who? Why?
Completely hypothetical lads, would you let a 15 year old girl who got kicked out of her house sleep at your place?
>>24760621
It won't be good for you. Before drinking you need to have a decent amount of stomach in your food, otherwise it fucks you up and hangovers are 50 times worse. It won't work since you always throw up your food anyway.
Want to start drinking? Fix your food issues first.
>>24760758
If i wanted a comfy jail cell, I would do it.
>>24760492
Please greentext what happened and how. Was it cos you are brown?
>>24760758
No, no, hell no, unless I was 15 as well.
>>24760758
Hypothetically, enjoy your rape conviction
>>24760758
Is she part of your actual family? Is she your sister or your cousin? Is she your daughter?
If not, then no.
>>24760775
>>24760785
>>24760794
>>24760812
Thanks for the input lads, I knew it would be a bad idea just wanted other thought, I've already told her no
>>24760829
>inb4 this is a lie and he's posting in a month's time about her accusing him and asking for advice again
>>24760829
how do you know a 15 year old girl then
>>24760759
I had a feeling that the two wouldn't be a good match~
Thanks for the advice anon
>tried to draw something
>hands were shaking too much to finish it
Fuck it lads, all I want to do is learn how to draw but my body won't let me
>>24760887
I'm 18 so most people I hang around with are 16-19, for some reason she latched onto our group. Idk why
I kind of want to order pizza but I don't want to get dressed.
Ordered a new dressing gown lads, going to be comfy as fuck in it this Christmas
How do I meet girls that wear skirts? Literally every girl I've met dresses like a guy
>>24760257
mandatory shitpost, how's your day been senpai
who's poleaboo? keep mentioning him all the time
>>24761064
lurk moar faggit
>fucking nuke every fucking eCola truck that drives around
>ecola stock fucking INcreases
>do a fucking killing spree infront of every burgershot
>burgershot stock INcreases, up-n-atom drops
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>24761366
You okay mate?
Been doing any Christmas shopping recently lads?
Trying to get mine out of the way so I got a nice scarf for my ma and some soap set for my sister
how much neet/autismbux do you niggas get?
>>24761601
Nope.
Looks like chocolate oranges for everyone this year.
>>24761654
about 1100 british pounds
>>24760108
Do it mate, I was on top of the world when I got fit and was eating right. Unfortunately some shit happened, but I'm getting back into it now. Best thing you'll ever do
>>24760758
I'd definitely get a hotel room for the first night, pump her and then never talk to her again.
>HUR DUR YOU CAN FUCKING ALTER THE STOCK MARKET WITH YOUR INGAME ACTIONS
>do a fucking killing spree infront of fucking burger shot every fucking day
>the stock still doesnt drop
>instead the stock of fucking competition drops
i hope someone does a fucking killing spree at rockstar for this shit
>>24761654
500 quid a month, live with my parents though.
>>24762023
no one cares tbqh
Anyone else /drinking/?
>>24762349
t3a
>>24761654
zero as it would mean either
>being on a list as a spastic
>having to be actively seeking employment and getting put on work schemes
>>24762337
i do because i just spent the last FUCKING hour doing a killing spree infront of every fucking competition building of up-n-atom, emptying fucking thousands of bullets into their buildings, customers, employees and the vehicles parked there and the fucking up n atom stock STILL doesnt fucking increase. someone should fucking sue rockstar for this shit, they say your fucking ingame actions affect stocks, you can fucking buy stocks of FUCKING up-n-atom so it should be possible to fucking affect them. no there arent any moptherfucking up n atom trucks in the game or burgershot the only thign you can fucking do is shoot at their fucking buildings which you cant even enter or kill the fucking people who gather infront of them.
>>24761654
70pounds a week JSA. Only been on for about a month but its enough for me. Am worried about how strict they might be? Is it common to get cut off for not jobsearching hard enough?
>>24760650
My life grows more depressing every day, realizing I got excited every week to watch a show about nothing really, I also developed a bad masturbation habit based around the k-on's that has stuck with me since the end of the first season, my life grew more depressing as I wrote this post
>>24762522
You following a guide or just assuming that's how the system works?
>>24762537
yes, although they never give you an arbitrary amount of jobs to apply for, it's always 'too little'
>>24762583
FUCKING BOTH. I'm not fucking retarded so of course i assumed in the first place thats how the system worked, then i did fucking research and it got confirmed. and if you take every single fucking thing you can do in this fucking game into account, every single fucking mission and shit then there LITERALLY IS NO OTHER FUCKING WAY TO AFFECT IT IF IT WAS POSSIBLE AT ALL.
>>24762349
yep beer 2
>>24762622
Can't you go smash a controller instead or something? It's a shit thread but you're bringing it down further.
>>24762349
As always.
>>24762645
I'm currently warming up with some rum while my beer chills.
>>24762622
>>24762522
nice language mate, what are you 12?
>>24762407
>being on a list as a spastic
downside?
>>24760922
Why do you need to get dressed? Just slap on a hoodie and some old jeans. Takes 5 seconds.
>>24761366
The only thing that effects the stocks is those assassination side missions. Outside of that, stocks are all random.
>>24762895
>effects
come ON
>>24762734
>hur dur circumcurr heil hitlurr once ur getting older you le magically become le wise adult
wow, i bet you also think that once you're 60+ you dont fear death anymore. fucking retard. you're the actual 12 year old here kid.
>>24762895
wow and you found that in 5 minutes of googling and didnt even play the fucking game right??? if you fucking blow up 100 eCola trucks then the stock of eCola will fucking drop.
>230mg/dl
thanks diabetes, evening fucking ruined.
i fucking swear if I'm only going to get the slightest fucking long term damage from this shit i am going to FUCKING kill myself.
>>24762979
puberty kicking in is it?
Got two bottles of wine, and a pizza on the way. Probably gonna watch Peep Show all night.
Watching tv shows I keep getting distracted by qt extras who are just in the background and I'll never be able to find on facebook.
Feels bad man
>>24763036
Having a metabolism so shitty that you're not capable anymore of having a large stress response that reflects in your posts is not part of maturing. you just have shitty genes/diet and are probably fat.
>>24763090
What kind of wine anon?Wants to pretend possession of more knowledge than red, white or pink[/spoilers]
>>24763090
I recently found out one of my favorite songs ever is named after that movie quote.
I want to watch Vanilla Sky again.
>>24763194
Red m8. Casillero Del Diablo. It's between 5-8 quid in shops and it's my favourite wine. I highly recommend it. I know fuck all about wines really I just like drinking them apart from rose, not a fan.
>>24763213
I watched it last week. The feels in that film are weapons grade. What song?
>>24763213
>>24763293
Just realised you already sort of posted the song name. What band/singer/whatever?
>>24763293
Where do you purchase it pls?
went for a nap
get up
go for a coffee
mummy left money on worktop for a pizza
its gonna be a comfy night
aww yiss
>>24763443
Mummy gone out to get blacked?
>injected 30U of novorapid 30 minutes ago
>glucose levels keep going up
wow i exercise 7 hours a fucking week and have a BMI of 16, no fucking WONDER my insulin sensitivity is so high considering what a fucking fatass i am wow.
>>24763457
kek no, theyre up stairs putting up Christmas decorations around the house. didn't have time to make owt.
>>24762562
>bad masturbation habit based around the k-on's t
elaborate?
>>24762979
>5 minutes of googling and didnt even play the fucking game right
nigga I have 150+ hours
>>24763465
Will you please just go into a coma and let them cut your foot off already
>>24763476
Are you not joining in anon?
>>24763443
did old mommy not set her gina for you????
That's good - at least you don't have to set it for her. rub her clit and think of gina
>>24763509
fuck off you goddam normie, what the fuck are you even fucking doing here? THIS IS r9k NOT FACEBOOK
>eating fruit and nut mix
>watching James bond
comfy Christmas lads, all by myself
>>24763516
>leaving the comfort & security of my bedroom
>ever
not a fuckin' chance
>>24763551
I read that in cartmans voice
>>24763555
Which one are you watching?
>>24763390
Any supermarket and a lot of corner shops. Bargain Booze and Co-Op usually has it, as does Home Bargains. Asda and Tesco play with the prices all the time so it could be anywhere between 5-8 there but it's always 5.99 in Home Bargains.
>>24763587
skyfall, I watched casino royale a couple of days ago
just ate 500grams of oats and 2 liters of wholemilk lads because I'm fucking mad. my fucking lanky gayass curbstomp stomach better FUCKING digest that shit.
>>24763555
It's not even Christmas.
Christmas is the 25th December to 6th January. There are 12 days of Christmas.
We are currently in Advent, please do not confuse Christmas with Advent.
How do you get a job?
The stuff on Universal Job Match/Indeed just isn't for me, I don't know what sorts of people they're looking for but I don't fit the bill. On UJM the jobs mostly require actual qualifications
What trick am I missing? Where does someone like me with no skills find a job to apply to where I have a good chance of getting it?
>>24763481
>I fapped every day except for 5 days last year
>I think about a different k-on everyday I fap in the order of ritsu, azusa, mio and mugi. Yui a shit I don't fuck retards.
>I never forget who's day it is, if I miss a day I don't count it as the k-ons turn
>each k-on has their own fetishes, ritsu is an anal enthusiast and enjoys control, sometimes I let her sit on my face while I rim her, azusa likes to deepthroat and play with me rather than anything hardcore, mio likes to be bully fucked so I slap her ass and tits around but treat her like a princess, mugi is a switch and we take it in turns to be the sub,I treat her as my mistress and she can be very harsh or tame
>sometimes when I go to bed I will hug my pillow and pretend it's that k-on whose day it is in my headHappy Azusa-day
Order or not?
>>24763647
sounds nice but a tenner is overpriced, by about twice
>>24763647
but where's the food?
Do they just slam all that shit into a box?
And for 10 fucking bong are you LONDON?
Its almost christmas assholes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diBvnO5M-I8
Just been going through iplayer and I found some show with a Minecraft image on it called "Stampy Christmas Cake Caper" or something right
I click it, and a huge load of kids start screaming and cheering. I flick through, and they're just constantly cheering and screaming at some dude and a woman playing Minecraft on stage.
>>24763689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s_TBiiDOag
>>24763637
You go to a local agency and say you'll do anything, this will only work if your factories and crap in your area and you are very lucky
>>24760146
Why is this stuff so cheap? Is it a second hand store?
>>24763740
>agency
What agency?
>>24760146
>aliexpress
Those are literally all chinese knock offs
>>24763771
A local employment agency, there will be a few in your area. They will be badly run by either normie cunts or awful HR bitches but you should be able to get in touch with them.
>>24763757
I don't think so, if you look at the picture the back of her hair is a bit fucky.
maybe its defective, its defiantly priced appropriately for what it is. not a high quality figure.
>>24763757
They're chinese imitations. The quality is dogshit, that price is a rip-off.
Why does the eternal Anglo have to invest every board and have their own safe space? Are you all butt hurt so easily?
>>24760486
I bought pot noodles made by golden wonder for 50p each from Asda they were good wonder what the normal price is gonna be
>>24763884
why do amerifats get so butt hurt over its existence?
>>24763845
It's fucky because its a bootleg
>>24763634
So the festive season combines the two?
>>24763884
Are you the same yank asking the same question or is there a ticket system to grant you entry?
>>24763934
oo I see... they do sell some expensive hot toys there for over a hundred... wonder if theyre expensive rip offs too.
only thing I plan on buying from there is some plasticard cos its cheaper than it is over here, which is insanely overpriced.
>>24764017
Aliexpress is based in China, just so you know. Its a bunch of sellers like eBay. If you want anime figures get them from somewhere like Amiami
Evening, lads
My entire county is currently underwater, only just managed to get to the shops for some booze
also
>december
just realised ive done nothing this year but work and drink
>>24763884
It just makes sense to have our own space.
who /drinking/ lads? dunno wtf to do with myself tonight
>>24764101
>just realised ive done nothing this year but work and drink
Same here m8, starting to wonder where my life is going.
>>24764061
What's the p&p price like?
>>24764160
yep, brandy and lemonade, got a pizza on the way too
>>24764101
Where are you from lad?
Seems like a good year..
>>24764179
Depends on what shipping method you choose. I'm not really sure why you're actually considering buying from Aliexpress though, literally all bootlegs
>>24764206
I'm not that guy, I was asking about amiami
>>24764160
Saturday night, what else is there to do but drink to oblivion?
>>24764198
Cumbria m8
I like my job and i like drinking...but i feel like something is missing
>>24764180
>>24764247
i have beer and big bag of crisps.. still dunno what to do though. don't want to play or watch anything and im so fucking bored of this website
gonna get my hair cut tomorrow lads
Is it too late to start drinking? The dog is yapping constantly but gets angry when I try to play with it.
>Poleaboos sister just screamed that she wished he was in prison again
Soon, lad
>>24764304
>Is it too late to start drinking?
It's not even 11pm, pubs are still open. Get drinkin m8
>>24764315
>again
How did he worm his way out the first time?
Or is she confusing jail with prison?
>>24764315
Is that the one he wanked into their underwear?
>>24764254
I was expecting East Anglia or Someset, Do you usually flood up there?
You've achieved stable robot status, why rock the boat.
>>24764304
Pupper wants to be internet famous, post pics.
>>24764346
Meant, it's not the first time she made that statement
>>24764348
No, she's 15
>>24764352
It flooded badly here a few winters ago during those floods, a few people died including a policeman.
Yeah i dont dislike this process of 5 days working 2 nights drinking, but maybe a gf would be nice. or even a holiday somewhere (im a cheap fucker who doesnt lke spending money)
Recommend me some films please lads
>>24764396
>poleaboo gets intimidated by his sexy 15 year old sister
>Paki family having a domestic
If only we could ship them all back
>>24764440
Need more info my robot bredbin
>>24764421
Holiday should be aspirational, GF will either make you a normie or kucked.
>>24764595but...i want to be a normie. thats my aspiration
>only friend not answering phone
After a 9 hour shift I want a fucking drink. I can't drink alone with my sister and her boyfriend in the house. Answer the phone you cunt.
>>24764285
Good for you lad
>>24764643
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE outouotutoutoutoutoutotuotuoutotufair play for honesty
Evening lads~
How're you spending tonight?
I just got back from Asda and was mistaken for a girl~
Going to catch up on airing anime now, pretty comfy evening tbqh~
>>24764576
anything lad. thriller, action, crime, war, mystery and adventure are all good fun
>>24764720
>I just got back from Asda and was mistaken for a girl~
how did that happen? do you look feminine?
>>24764720
>tfw want to talk with you
>>24764734
Might be hard to find if but I've always been a fan of LA Confidential.
This girl keeps talking about the guy she had sex with last night when we were meant to hang out but I couldn't because of an issue with my mum and it's making me feel really bad. Just ignoring her now, why are women the worst
Anyone know ths feel?
>>24764819
Kind of. I feel I'm on a higher level of consciousness to most people
>>24764819
iktfb
it's just sad thinking that few people you interact with know that feel. if they knew that feel, the world would be a much better place.
5000 calories today and I'm still hungry
How much is too much to spend on a takeaway?
>>24764777
I used to speak to a girl that always did this to make me jealous, I just stopped talking to her all together. The funny part is, the guy who she said she had sex with denied it and she eventually admitted to lying and was the laughing stock of our school
>>24764873
I think a fiver per week is okay (i.e. once every 2 weeks)
If it's been a long time, splash out.
>>24764873
>mfw got three pizzas, two large and one regular at pizza hut for 22 quid with a half price off voucher
I ate like a king.
>>24764777
Tell her you're a kuck and it turns you on, she'll stop instantly when she knows it isn't going to make you twat him.
>>24764911
Where can you get a take away for a fiver?
>>24764914
You can get 3 for 12 quid at Rajas
>>24764914
mate I can eat three pizzas for a 5er at lidl
>>24764951
read it again doofus
>>24764954
>Rajas
What if he wants a paki-free experience?
>>24764777
There was no guy.
Nice trips
>>24764975
>doofus
really?
>>24764979
Assumed he wanted good pizza
>>24765019
Rashed cunt
>>24765009
I like to mix it up, you've probably heard 'retard' a few times today already
>>24765028
Fuck off back to /pol/, you boring cunt
>>24764860
>higher level of consciousness
>>24764860
Think you mean st8 m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gWA491H4U
>>24765061
This. Me and my brothers run this general and don't forget.
>>24764760
Well I wouldn't say I look masculine~
It happened a lot when I was youngerbecause my mum made me wear girl's clothes
>>24764768
You can talk to me whenever you want anon!
>>24763643
l-lewd 2bh
>>24764975
Made sense to me
>doofus
Let's see those papers
>>24764975
Just say a tenner a fortnight you mong
pretty fucking bored tbqh lads.
think i should get some cans and get drunk?
>>24765259
Seems like a good idea to me lad, I'm 7 cans deep mind.
>>24765259
how about you improve your life in some way instead
>>24764954
>Rajas
Fuck off mate, I don't want a paki pizza.
>>24764969
>lidl pizza
Not a chav.
>>24765305
Like how anon.
>paralysing fetish for leather boots
>at sainsburys
>clock a 10/10 blonde in boots
>can't look away
>knock over a christmas display piece
>everyone is looking at me
I'll need a few days to recover from this one...
Gotta decide if I want to move out, live with parents who are chill, do what I want when I want (apart from smoke weed) dad is a lad and we go for a pint and stuff.
However I've got the money to move out, but I'm going to be down about a grand a month for the privilege. Is it worth it lads ?
>>24765305
lol fuck off.
original comment.
>>24765399
knee high boots lad?
>>24765415
>>24765415
How old are you anon, also location.
>>24765388
get fit
and other stuff
>>24765478
Already fit, other stuff sounds interesting, explain.
I want to feel a brit if you know what im sayin
ayyyyy
>>24765415
>pot smoker
kill yourself
>>24765472
29 Liverpool
>>24765523
>not smoking weed every day
you're not living the neet life correctly
>>24765537
Not that guy but I had to give up the devils lettuce for my gf which sucks, but she was worth it I guessnot really :(
>>24765399
Femdom fetish, lad?
>>24765537
I smoked weed everyday for 3 years, quit 3 months ago and feel much, much better for it
>>24765526
How does it cost gbp1k to live away from family there? Mortgage and living costs shouldn't get that high unless you're ballin'
Just watched the Doctor Who finale lads. Was pretty shit tbqh, Capaldi does his best but with Moffat writing he can't do much.
>>24765554
a little, maybe
>>24765578
Boot fetishist?
I loved wearing my female roommates shoes/boots and worshipping them, the way they looked just got me so hard
>>24765572
Bills lad, mortgage would be around half a tonne, then add on gas, leccy, water, council tax and Internets and food Aswell. Soon adds up.
>>24765619
You're literally paying nothing to live with the family?
>>24765686
50 a week all in lad, fuckin Kek.
who /cosy/ here?
>short shorts
>raining outside
>chocolate nesquik
>dairy milk caramel
>watching some streams
>listening to debussy
feelsgoodman
>>24763194
It sounds silly, but honestly the best guide is price. And best value is in the 5-10 quid range. Then just buy something at random. It'll always be fine.
The wine snobbery thing is a hangover from the days where loads of wine was shite. But now everyone is great at making wine so it doesn't really matter anymore. (Well, it does at the high end but not your day to day stuff.)
>>24765725
That's almost half the mortgage 2bh.
I'd move out you're on the edge of being a manchild. Fair bet that you'll end up inviting yourself round for a pint with the dad and dinner after most nights until you get a lass which is being a good son.
>>24765928
My current wine buying technique is buy as strong as possible.
>>24765940
True m80 gotta do it one day I suppose
>>24765928
>thinking the year or location has any effect on the wine
>>24765973
Yes lad.
>>24765989
Better to leave a week too early than a week too late.
>>24766028
If it goes wrong I make kalimotxo.
>>24765940
You drink with your dad?
Fucking dire.
have to work tomorrow.
just end it now lads.
What are some good comfy games to play?
>>24766504
i'm back to work on monday after a week off, really not looking forward to it. i miss the neet life
BREEEEATHE
BREATHE IN THE AIR
>>24766526
nintendogs
>robot evasion: ngjksfdghjifshgjkfg
>>24766219
OP does, I'll sit at home and get slashed and bother mummy with him when I'm there 2bh
hope you are all having a nice day guys
i am drunk
what's poleaboo doing at this time?
>>24766712
What have yo been drinking optimo roboto?
About to play some skullgirls in the hope of actually learning to play fighting games? How the fuck do I do this?
>>24766735
pisswater m8ey
carling (got a 24 crate for 13 quid)
>>24766725
Licking his woulds after being beaten up by his dad for wanking in his sister's smalls
>>24766757
Keeps you fit even if it fuks up your water bill lad
anyone else here spend their evenings looking out of the window and seeing the window lights of other people?
And wondering if they're lonely also
>be in uni
>living with 5 other guys
>one of the guys and is a fucking dick
>he has a huge argument with all of us and decides he's moving out
>9pm tonight he shows up at our house
>i'm a stoner piece of shit so i'm kinda high
>vaped not smoked, little to no smell at all
>he walks into my room outta nowhere (didn't even hear him come in)
>"you got any of my mugs"
>he's actually travelled 90 miles to pick up his fucking mugs on a saturday night
>im really surprised so i say "wtf nah fuck off"
>"i'm gonna take a quick look round to make sure theres none in here"
>i get pretty mad "i don't have any of your fucking mugs get out of my room you fuckin dick"
>hear a voice from downstairs shout "OI! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"
>huge woman walks into my room
>he's brought his fucking mum
>he's 21 years old
>"I DONT THINK HE DESERVES TO BE CALLED THAT"
>at this point im tripping the fuck out, these people would totally just call the police/landlord if they found out i was high
>try handing them a plate "NO, MUGS, HAVE YOU GOT ANY MUGS"
>mumble "sorry man i dont have any mugs i shouldnt have kicked off" like a little bitch
>they left, don't think they knew i was stoned
>what if theyre waiting til tomorrow to call my landlord tho
>what if they knew and are gonna get me fucked
how screwed am i lads
>>24766818
>NO MUGS, HAVE YOU GOT ANY MUGS
made my night
feeling good robots, met a girl yesterday, been texting and we're going out for drinks later this week
maybe I'm gonna make it?
>>24766818
dont worry brah I'm sure they won't call ur landlord
that guy sounds like an asshole
>>24766780
ive been looking at this for 5 mins trying to understand it
did you quote the wrong person
>>24766914
good luck mate
keep us updated
>>24766818
Say they're lying because you're an arab.
