>"Uhhhh anon, thanks for buying me lunch, but I told you I was a vegan yesterday"
>Geeze, you could have fooled me with the way you wolfed down that tube steak last night.
>>24759930
Shut up and eat your food, you ungrateful bitch.
Oh you think I bought that for you? Thats cute. Its bulk season bitch that's mine too, what you getting?
>she will never shit on your face after downing four hamburgers
eat up, bitch. you look like you just got freed from Auschwitz.
>>24759930
I know, that's why I got you the veggie burger
>>24759930
You dumb bitch. Then why did you step into this place called "steak and shake", sat down while i ordered us burgers, and waited for the food to be sent to the table to bring this up?
>>24759930
>people are actually on dates with these girls
>taking POV pictures
>these girls actually go on dates with these people
>this girl will think this was a fun date if the guy is attractive but will think it's a boring date if it was an unattractive guy she was "giving a chance"
I don't know man
I don't think straight anymore
>>24759930
I am not doing this for me, this is for you. Eat your god damn animals.
Well maybe it was fault on me for taking you to this place, but why didn't you speak up before I ordered the food you stupid bitch
>>24759930
Am I babysitting or what? Why is a 13 year old sitting across from me
>>24759930
U-uh o-oops haha W-wanna go someplace else?
>tfw no jordyn gf
>>24759930
I know, I am too, that's why I got the meat-free ones
a-ah CAN WE HAVE SEX NOW? DO YOU LIKE DANK MEMES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24759930
>Eat your fucking fries.
Since when had Steak n Shake looked like that? The fries are completely different, too
>>24760058
probably just went out for a burger not a big date. It's only boring if you're boring
>>24760018
Typical woman logic, that's why.
>>24760962
Same familia tbqh
jordyn threads on /tv/ are GOAT tbhfamlias
Oh don't worry, that meat is vegan.
>tfw ywn cum on JoJo's face
>Milkshake and burger the size of your head
>Bucket of chips
>>24761091
don't be lewd, fAm
>>24761015
this is in santa monica bruv
>>24761092
>chips
Opinion discarded forever
>>24761107
I'm sorry, JoJo just makes me a lewd monster.
Wtf that's a crazy amount of food. Is this normal serving size?
who cares about the girl im hungry as fuck get lost bitch
>ordering for a woman ever
Why does anyone ever think thats a good idea?
>fries still have the skin on them
>>24761193
hmmmmmmmmmmm
I think they taste better that way
>>24761193
but anon, potato skins taste good and are healthy for you
>>24761122
They are chips off of a potato. Naming it after how you cook it is retarded. Would you call an egg "boils"?
>>24761270
Don't you people call potato chips "crisps" though. Kinda hypocritical
>>24761270
Those are not chips
>>24761335
Because they are crispy nigger. Nothing to do with how you cook them.
>>24761348
You are like the fucking virgins who tell McDonalds everywhere staff to refer to it as "fries". I get that your restaurant started in America but you are in fucking Finchley now.
>"Hi can I have a quarter-pounder and chips please?"
>"Do you want large fries?"
>"Yes I will take large chips"
Nobody ever calls it "fries" stop the charade.
>>24761463
We don't call our fries wobbles so don't call your potato chips crisps
>>24761463
>because they are crispy
So is lettuce, why don't you call pieces of lettuce "crisps" anon?
>>24761092
>complaining the burger is too big
>chips
bitch ass nigga
>>24761574
>>24761609
>>24761555
Fuck you all it's our language, do as we say.
>>24761664
Maybe if there were some more colonies doing it, oh wait.
>>24761664
I'm still confused anon, how come naming a food after its texture is OK but naming a food after the way its cooked is not ok? If it's your language than surely you can answer this for me
>>24759930
>not running dossiers on everyone you know
You can negate some of your socially awkward autism by using some organizing and note taking autism. Just glance through it before you see them. Vapid Chads and Stacys love anyone "remembering" shit they told you about them, it makes them feel important because god knows they can't find anything else to feel important about. Just don't let anyone see your autistic folders of notes on your phone.
>>24761729
so all my dating sim training can pay off?
>>24761729
Wrong
I have the strangest memory when it comes to weird shit like this. I can't remember someone's name but the thing they told me about their fish (named susan) in 2nd grade? Fucking stuck there forever.
It comes off as creepy even after I explain my weird mystical powers.
>>24761728
Look man the Queen makes the rules you follow them. Don't question.
>>24761812
Name is the single most important thing, write that shit down.
>>24761814
But why do I need to follow them, she's not my queen anon? Why can't we just call our foods different things? Im still so confused
>>24760018
She told you yesterday, you retard.
Oh I'm sorry I bought myself two meals, I didn't think about getting you anything sorry.
>>24759930
Can skinny white girls eat that much?
>>24760058
>making all of these assumptions with little to no context
Its also possible that the guy was teasing her by taking a picture and that's why she has that look on her face.
Have you ever had a gf?
>>24760058
>thinking that girls enjoy guys that do everything perfect
They like it when guys do stupid shit because that shows them that they don't have all the control in the relationship.
>>24760058
You don't even know if the person taking the picture is a guy lmao.
It could just be her friend.
>>24761148
THERE'S ONLY ONE JOJO BITCH. JORDYN IS JORDYN BUT JOJO IS JOJO SIWA.
>>24762048
Its not about how much they can eat, its about how much they can get you to spend.
>fried foods served in cups
Nothing makes me hungrier tbqhwy
>>24762108
what is that thing?
Looks like she's wearing makeup to specifically cover her down syndrome.
>>24759930
So I'll eat yours then, eat the fries then shoot yourself
>>24762049
If that's actually Jordyn Jones there's no way the parent of a child prodigy would ever let them near the opposite sex. That's why so many of them are lesbian/bisexual.
>>24762133
She's fucking JoJo, the one and ONLY JoJo you cunt. Looks better than that future coal-burner Jordyn bitch.
>>24760874
Fuck man drugs idk
>>24759930
>h-how do you know my name?
>who are you?!
>oh god why i am here, i cant pay this!!!
the last thing i remember was me under the bridge sleeping,
>im dead?
>>24762160
>child prodigy
Mediocre dancer/rapper?
She doesn't even choreograph her dances or write her own lyrics.
>>24761463
The full American name is French fried potatoes, or fries for short.
>>24762223
Well, child prodigy in the sense that her parents are rich enough to buy her that status. Either way I'd be surprised if she's dating.
>>24762181
>that hairstyle
>stray strands of hair all around
>thinking she's in anyway attractive
WOOF. just WOOF.
Her face looks like she's 30 pounds away from being the next amy schumer
>>24762192
>She is holding a gun to your crotch
>you are just becoming aware of its cold steel pressing into your leg and moving its way up to your junk
>the barrel is unmoving
>you begin to sweat
>she tells you to take a fry
>you do
>it's thick and greasy you catch your reflection in the oil still on the fry
>looking back at you is not the man you remember
>returning your gaze is a homeless pepe
>you are awake
>>24762271
She looks like a young Twiggy in that photo. And don't use the word "attractive" I'm not attracted to children but I never thought Jordyn Jones was cute which is why I think JoJo looks better.
>>24759930
This isn't lunch this is an intervention, I became concerned when you said you were a vegan.
I didn't buy you lunch... I told you I was very hungry just a moment ago
