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you can trade 1 inch of your current height for one inch of penis length or vice versa.
wat do
My penis isn't impressive now but i'm very tall and would like to be shorter, i'd choose to trade some height so i'd be 6'0" and have an 11" penis.
5'10 with 7 inch dick. Add to height lose what makes my dick stand out. Add to dick, become even shorter.
>6.3
>5 inch cock
>mfw
must suck to be a manlet
inch for an inch isn't really equal. I'd happily lose a couple of inches off my height
>5'8"
>7"
I might be a little bit of a manlet, but I don't want to sacrifice having an above average dick for that.
no deal. 6'2 and 7 inch dick so i'd be a manlet or a dicklet if i made the trade either way.
>>24760064
>I might be a little bit of a manlet
hahahaha... listen to this delusional manlet
you're little alright, but you're not "a little bit of a manlet". you are the definition of a manlet. you are 100% manlet
5'7 + 5 incher
tfw can't trade
>tfw can't even escape from my shitty genes in 2D
>>24760267
trade 7 inches of height for 7 inches of cock. Congrats, you are now porn star material.
6'4 with 5.5 inch cock.
Definitely give up 3 inches in height for some more dick.
>>24760311
Bruh, research have revealed that the perfect height for men according to women is 6'1 or 185cm. Basically Jensen Ackles is the most beautiful man alive. He has both the perfect height and the perfect face according to shit like that.
I'm both (nearly) too tall and my penis is too long. If I could trade an inch off my height, or half an inch from length, into girth, I would be set.
>>24759840
What if I trade all my height for penis length and become a dildo?
>>24759840
BIGGER BENIS
>5'11
>8.5"
easily an inch off my height
who needs height when you can do porn?
>>24759928
>Not becoming a 5' midget with a 17 inch dick
I'd sacrifice half of my remaining lifespan if it repairs my dick and restores my lost foreskin.
>>24760122
Dicklet detected
:^)
Blox
>>24759987
>5 inch cock
My 6'0 body and 6 incher is perfect. I would gladly go down to 5'10 if I could loose 50 pounds though.
>>24759840
Uh...
>5'10"
>5"
Doesn't matter, I'm fucked either way.
>5'4
>5" penis
I don't have enough of either to give any away.
Though if I had to, I'd give all my dick length for extra height because at least that way I'd be able to get girls somewhat interested in me. It's not like I'm going to be able to use my dick anyway, so not having one wouldn't matter.
>>24760808
Wtf? You could easily lose 50lbs with diet and lifting. I dropped 45lbs on my cut this spring. Go to /fit/ and read the sticky.
>>24759840
>5'4
>4 inch dick
Being asian is the worst
>6'1"
>7 inch cock
really not sure, might go for the cock
>>24760855
No, I'm a lazy fuck who will never make time for that. Anyway there's no reason for me to lose weight anyway. Even when I lost 60 pounds in 5 months and got down to 170, I didn't have any more confidence and I didn't get any more interest from women. Actually, now that I've said that, I wouldn't change myself, as there's no reason to.
6'3 and 5" even at 145lbs. I take 2" added to dick and be perfect height and hungness. As a bonus I'll be less hungry skeleton.
>>24759840
Nothing. Both are too short, but at least right now they're proportionally too short.
>5'11
>7.5 dick
>Would give 2 feet of height just for the keks
>>24760122
I guess it depends where you're from. Where I'm from, it's not that short compared to the average.
I'm still several inches taller than my gf though, and she loves my dick, so get rekt.
>>24759987
It would be wise to give your dick 3 inches and you would still be tall enough.
>5'11
>7 inch
I'll keep this
>>24760737
>not becoming a sub 4' dwarf with a 28'' dick
Just cock me up
>5'7"
>7.5"
wish i could gain height obviously but not sure if worth to trade
what would you do if you had my stats? (other than contemplate suicide)
>>24760415
You can already do porn with an 8.5 inch dick. Johnny Sins or w/e his name is is like 7 inches. Mandingo is like 9-10.
>>24761138
I mean I'd add an inch to the height. Most girls are like 5'6-5'7 in western countries so you'd need to be taller than that. But dick size is also 5.5 average so you'd still be bigger than that.
>5'9"
>6.5" cock
I don't know to be honest, I would probably lose an inch of height for a near 8 inch cock. There's not really a difference between 5'9" and 5'8".
everyone here is thinking too much about the difference between heights, 1 inch isn't that much in height. But on the penis an inch is everything.
>9 inches
how does that even fit in a woman
>>24761457
It doesn't
And thats the point
>>24761457
the vagina and penis are elastic
>>24761457
And now you know why roasties roast.
>>24761457
magic bro
>>24759928
>5'10 with 7 inch dick
same.
I dunno, I think I wouldn't mind losing a couple inches if it meant I had a bigger dick. I kind of like being a small person, and having a bigger dick would be kinda neat.
>>24759840
>6'
>6.5"x5"
Can I trade for girth instead of length? I'd gladly be 5'11" for dat 6" girth.
can i just be a 74 inch dick?
I wouldn't trade anything
5'9.5 manlet with a 7 inches dick
>>24761726
>don't worry, it'll snap right back to its original tightness for you :)
This is what women believe.
Im 5'10" i used to live in denial claiming 6'0", but I accept that Im a manlet now, also my dick is 7 inches long so I would just stay the same
>6' tall
>5" penis
Both are right above the point of being embarrassing. Don't think I'd be able to go any lower in either, so I'll just stay as is.
How the fuck does fucking everyone in this thread have a 7 inch cock?
>>24761954
7 is average
>>24761954
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>>24761954
It's 4chan. Literally everyone on here is 6'4", 200 pounds all muscle, has blue eyes, has blond hair, has a 10 inch dick, makes millions of dollars a year working 20 hours a week, and fucks 10/10 women every day.
>>24761985
That is a complete lie, even among whites
>>24760820
>>24760868
Fuck these kids, give up 4 inches of height to have a ten inch dick and then become a gay pornstar with a straight wife like that one guy who had a reality tv show special.
Honestly as I wasn't literal midget tier I'd always rather have the bigger dick.
>>24761994
Honestly I'm 5'10", 180 pounds beer belly, light brown eyes, white hispanic, brown eyes 7 inch dick work 48 hours a year make 5,000 dollars a year, in a latin american country, and I fuck 7/10 - 9/10 women every week
Im kinda of a robot
5'8" tall
5.5" cock
I'm pretty sure this is as bad as it gets without being absolute joke-level.
>>24761954
>not measuring from your asshole
Ayy
> 5'6"
> 8" cock
should be happy to be hung; but being a gay manlet; always the bottom ;-;
>>24762055
Especially among whites. They must measure wrong
6'5" Total Chad here, my dick is 7.5 inches long, I would stay the same
Im the one fucking all the qt virgins you keks, I fuck married Stacys amd make keks raise my kids, they get winner genes so they are happy with it even if they find out
Perfect facial aestetics
Also I need to get Stacys off my dick or I would never have time for football or myself
Cya losers
>>24759840
i'm ideal in heights and lenghts
Maybe too big feet.
>>24762384
How often are you topped by dudes who are smaller than you? I'm a gay shutin with massive insecurity whose idea of sex has been warped by porn, so in my mind the dude who's smaller always seems to be the bottom.
>>24762515
there are more short bottoms out there; but ive mostly been with taller guys. Im not really good at topping; ive always been a bottom. I got used to bottoming young, because most guys arent even willing to take my dick :/ being hung is kinda a disadvantage. But no really complaining; became submissive over the years.
>5'7
>6 inch dick
If I had to choose i'd take 5'8 and a 5 inch cock tbqh
>>24762413
fuck off giraffelet
>>24759840
>5'4
>6'5" dick
Not worth it
>>24760855
Wouldn't lifting cause you to gain weight?
I don't have much to work with here.
>>24761953
>5" penis
>not embarrassing
kek
>5'6
>4 inch dick
There is no god.
>>24759840
I'm 5'9" with 6" dick. I'd trade 9" of my height to have a 15 inch dick.
>>24759840
>5'11, 8"
or
>6'1 and...hell no...
>>24759840
BECOME HORSE COCK
I'll be 5'6 with an 8 inch dick gladly. Women may not take me seriously because of my height, but as soon as I pulled the monster out of my pants they would respect me.
Can I just shrink both by 2?
I'm 6'3. Take me down to 6'1 and give me a 7 1/2 inch dick please.
>>24759840
>6'2 and 9"
deal.
>>24759840
I'm 6'0 and 7 Inches so I'd stay where I am
>>24759987
anon i have bad news
this tradeoff is only pretend
>>24759840
I'm 6'2" with a 7 inch dick. I cant trade for better results but I'm not quite there.
I'm 6"7
I'd happily take a 15 inch dick and do porn or something.
Down to 6"0 I go
>>24759840
5"11" and 6.5 inches.
Hm......
Nah. I think the height advantage in the dating game is more important. My dick may be 5.5, but it's also 6 inches thick. I think I'll be okay. What do you guys think?
5'11" and 7.2 inches.
I'd gladly go down to 5'10" to have an 8-incher.
>6'2
>8 inch dick
not even trolling
5 foot tall
4 inch tick
hmm
>>24766205
I think 8 is a little too big. You can't go balls deep without hurting her.
>>24766253
i know i get off more on having a big dick than using it
5'5"
6.5" dick
I'll be 5'4" for a 7.5" assuming there's a reasonable increase in girth as well. That's a good deal. Then I can at least be above average in one category.
>>24762384
>8"
Strange, that seems to be the average self-reported size for gays.
>>24766205
pic with timestamp or bs
>>24759987
lol... bro at 6'3 your dick would look even smaller than a normal 5 inch.
you can impress a girl with ur height but what happens when the clothes come off lol
>5'11
>4.5
Guess I'd take an inch off height desu.
>>24759840
I'm 6'0 with a 7'' penis. I'd either stay where I am or take an inch off the dick and add an inch of height. I'm fairly happy where I am, but it would be nice to be legitimately tall instead of just barely above average.
