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So this is a girl that was considered for a show called Undateable.
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So this is a girl that was considered for a show called Undateable. I think she's cute af
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Well she has this weird red thing on her face and shit
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>>24759644
And? You can't see past that?
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>>24759685
No. Men can't see past that. Men want a model with clear skin and who is skinny af.
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10/10 qt af... I can see right past her birthmark/scar/burn desu
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>>24759622
yep 10/10 would date based on looks
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>>24759716
Even though men in this thread said that they would date her? Shit, she's way out of my league desu senpai
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Pretty cute desu. That birthmark doesn't look like something that would bother me much. Then again I am the kind of guy who is attracted to women that others consider ugly. She's not though.
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Honestly wouldn't bother me, it's just a coloring of skin, her facial aesthetics are still there.
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>"Undateable"
What that means is the top 10% of men would likely not fall all over themselves to pander to her
Keep in mind that the bottom 3/4 of men literally do not even count as human to women
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Lol she looks better than the average girl even with that flaw on her face.
Honestly 80% of the guys would date her if not even more.
Undatable my hairy ass
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>>24759755
That's the funny thing, even with the mark on her face she's still light years out of our league.
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>>24759786
And the bottom 3/4 of women don't count to men, so stfu
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Everyone is saying "look past it" what the fuck is there to look at? Her birthmark looks nice, doesn't affect her one bit. If anything it makes her standout and more "unique". Stop being dumb fucking idiots, or just kill yourselves
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Not because of her wide nose.
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>>24759805

No the funny thing is that even if her entire face was purple she would still be out of our league. That's the reality
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>>24759622
>>24759685
Oh god, there was this girl that nearly looked the same in my high school.
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>>24759622
Undateable haha what the fuck when gross hamplanets gets chads.
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>>24759817
bullshit. Look at Pierce Brosnan and Roger Federer's wives
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>>24759824
I think it's super cute too
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>>24759817
That bitch literally is deformed but could get beta orbiters, while a man with a similar face would be placed in the trash and a wizard
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>>24759817
Lol really? Most men love average girls which is 2/4 or 50%. In fact even slightly below average girls get tons of attention.
Just don't be fat and ugly and you are fine as a female.
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>>24759685
Adorable as fuck. She has a naturally cute face, but I actually really like that red thing. It makes her even cuter. Now I don't think I can settle for a girl without cool markings on her face. Not like I could get a gf anyway.
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>>24759850
Pierce brosnan's wife was attractive. Then she got fat
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>>24759864
And he's still with her, proving that women don't become invisible once they fall out of the top 25%
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>>24759622

meh, even without the weird red mark she really isnt that much of a qt imo
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You know, she'd still cheat on you. She'd cheat faster than most girls the instant someone showed any interest because she's not used to it.

DON'T TRUST WOMEN.
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>>24759850
What's wrong with them? Pierce Bronson is like 62 and his wife looked like a model when they had kids. Now she's like 52 and is AGING. Do you really expect women to stay young and supple looking as they age? And then the other guy's wife is fine. Is she too ugly for you?
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>>24759859
Fat and ugly is a very vague term.
I am 5'1 and 125 lbs and I get called obese and fat on here whenever I post my weight, even though I wear only a size 6 and am not plus sized and don't look like Tess Munster. If someone like me is fat, it only proves that men have ridicuolous standards when it comes to weight and looks.
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>>24759775
what, that asymmetry?

fucking strange

she probably got her face chopped off in a past life
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>>24759622
Unfuckingbelievable.
You honestly expect anybody to believe she's undateable? Its always fucking pretty white girls just trying to get more attention and orbiters to pay for their shit.
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>>24759817
Retarded woman spotted.

>they honestly think this
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>>24760011
Well she refused to be on the show
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>>24759974
Fat as in being obese not just overweight. And ugly as in having a face that is like 3/10 or less. You can have a hot body and a 3/10 face and do great as a female. Just don't be a fat cow if you are already unattractive in face
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>>24759817
Invert the genders and you'd be right
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>>24759622
It reminds me those cool war-paint tatoos you can choose when you create Skyrim character.
I think it looks cool in Skyrim.
I would probably date her.
Overall 7/10
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>>24759974
>>24760037
Even fat ugly women get shit tons of attention. I've seen it evrrywhere. And if for some reason attention still doesn't fall into your lap, be more aggressive and you'll hook yourself some orbiters in no time.

The only girls I ever see being completely avoided are the ones who are so horribly deformed it's actuslly a genrtic condition or something. And even they can grt a bf if they put themselves out there like that reddit cripple.
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>>24760084
>would probably date her

do you think Ms Unique Stacy would actually give a single shit about some neckbeard here? I don't know why you guys are under the illusion that she actually has any interest in you neckbeards
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1/10 elbows too pointy
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I myself find women and people in general with scars to be very interesting, I got a few ones myself, they all tell a story.
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>>24760165
Her story is that she was born with it. Boring as shit
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>>24760034
Yeah well she's still getting attention and people probably feel bad for her getting the offer
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>>24759685
>Guy is fat
>"OMG NECKBEARD LOOOL"
>Girl has red thing
>"WOW WHY CAN'T U SEE PAST THAT MISOGINY WAAAH"

Back to reddit nigger
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>>24759880
Proving that it would cost him more to divorce her than it would be worth.
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>>24760206
You first mi amigo ;^)
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>>24759622
>Childhood spent in hospitals, meeting all kind of disabled and disfigured people.
Meh, could be worse. Bigger or centered around mouth. Bet she hears "phantom of the opera" compliments a lot.
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>>24759717
Yung, will always be my 10/10 husbandfu
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>>24760206
generalizing for both genders just makes you look a real piece of shit.
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>>24759817
Check out OkCupid's attractiveness vs messaging blog post.

Women only message the hottest guys, giving a slanted bell curve.

Men have a more even distribution of messages.
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>>24759817
toastie roastie spotted
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>>24759817
get the fuck out dumb tumblr whore
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>>24759622

ksbloxface sempai.
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>>24759622
>tfw no damaged qt girl to bandage
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>>24759622
>>24759685
Ignoring that scar or whatever it is, she's a 6.5/10. So hardly undateable but nothing special.
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>>24759717
I think I know that building. It's that apartment complex downtown I think, with the penthouses.
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The mark on her face isnt ugly, she just has a serious case of a manface. Wouldnt date.
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>>24759622
she has a shit ton of make up on bro
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>>24759622

dat port wine stain (nevus flammeus)
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>>24759622
This scar bothers me.
It's too small to hold aesthetic value in itself the way it is.
It looks really uninteresting her, it should either go down to her chin or up to her forehead, covering eye completely and part of the nose.
It's particularly clear here >>24759685
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>>24759974
You probably look fine. But bmi is probably more accurate for women than you'd like to admit.
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>>24760206
the thread proves we'd accept her for the scar and they are still butthurt. you just can't win against a feminist le retard.
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>>24759622
Last time I watched it half the guys on the show had Asperger's Syndrome. Nothing wrong with their appearance, they weren't crazy they were just awkward. Why are women so shallow?
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>>24760431
a lot of men won't even want to be friends with someone on the spectrum, it's normal to not like autists.
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>>24759622
This must piss actually ugly girls off too right? When perfectly attractive people with some easily overlooked imperfection complain about being forever alone.
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>>24760457
But this isn't fair, not all of us are Chris-Chan tier.
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>>24759622
Yes...
I'd date her.
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>>24760512
you may not be Chris-Chan tier but you're still pretty fucking weird, you can manage if you understand what makes you so weird and contain it as much as possible.
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>>24759622
>any woman
>undateable
I'm pretty sure we alone would date pretty much any dirty used whore off the streets, and we're not even as pathetic as it gets.
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>>24760485
Apparently she used to cover it with makeup which would make her pretty qt, but had enough of "hiding". Doesn't stop her using makeup to hide every other imperfection though.
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>>24759622
Did somebody shit on her face

hahahaha stupid stacy lol fug her
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>>24759817
Don't you have like doctor who meetings or molestation counselling to attend to or something, tumblrino?

I can smell your cunt hair from there
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>>24759817
>probably thinks she's in top 25% but probably is in the bottom 10
>wonders why no guys will hit in her bc she's so special
Kek
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>>24760622
When attractive women say they're uneatable I always imagine that they actually go on plenty of dates but none of the guys stick around because of their horrible vapid personalities. Then, lacking all self-awareness, they assume that it must be their looks, because men are oh so shallow, and then they become bitter hikkis or tumblr feminists.
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>>24760390
I didn't say BMI isn't accurate. I am saying that I am not even fat but to men I am considered a porcine butterball.
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>>24760739
Fuck off fucktard I don't go on tumblr. I am actually pretty traditional and want to be a housewife and mother and homeschool my kids. But I am slightly chubbby so I better give up that dream, as no man would want me.
>>24760806
I said I am in the bottom 75%, which is why men utterly despise me.
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>>24759685
She looks like an anime protagonist.
qt3.14/10
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>>24760867
Just means you hang around the wrong men. I'm not saying that the people on this site will be better on average and the problem really goes both ways but if you were attracted to guys in your league you could basically have your pick. This pretty much goes for everyone.
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>>24759622
Those kinds of shows are fake as shit. I'm sure she has no problem finding bfs. She's not your irl Hanako you weebs
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>>24760485
I literally don't care.
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>>24759622
>a red blotch
Who actually cares about that? shes cute af.
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>>24760931
I don't know what my league is. I have gotten zero male attention for over a year now.
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>>24761042
I got zero female attention for 24 years and I don't think all women are shit because of it.
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>>24760897
> which is why men utterly despise me.
I despise you because of your attitude.
>But I am slightly chubbby so I better give up that dream, as no man would want me.

>But I am slightly chubbby so I better give up that dream, as no man would want me.
Two choices
1.there are guys who like chubby girls, just ask /fit/ if they ain't going after other men they want fat chicks.
2.Lose the fat via exercise
Then you'll have bf.
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>>24759622
I'm extremely selective and would date her. Undateable? If someone as lookist as me would do it, there must be others. It must have destroyed her confidence more than anything.
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>>24761042
>I have gotten zero male attention for over a year now
oh boo fucking whoo. Most of the people here haven't got female attention since childhood.
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to the fat bitch in this thread whining for attention, you're full of shit, the only person who thinks you're a porcine butterball is you, you fucking retard.
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>>24760897
Don't be fat gets you to the the ~30% range
Don't dress like a blind person +~5-10%
Get a personality that guys like +~5-20%
Besides the last part but no nearly impossible you can get decent guy to not immediately run away from you
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>>24761120
I exercise a lot. I walk and jog a total of 10 miles a day and 5 days a week I lift weights. I also eat a low carb low sugar plant based diet.
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>>24760299
>tfw no damaged girl to bully and abuse but she stays with me because she is in love with me and secretly she likes it
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It's not possible for a woman to be undeatable. You could remove all her skin and leave her looking like a fallout ghoul and there'd still be some average looking guy willing to have sex with her and date her.
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>>24759685
guarantee she only dates 8/10 or better
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>>24759622
>undateable
ugh, men are attracted to novelty
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>>24759834
I'd be afraid to even talk to her because I think she was cool because of her scar

idk im weird
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>>24761456
Tbh they should have sent her picture here so that she would know how many guys would date her.... Considering she thinks we 're guys....
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Weren't the undateable men in that show actually undateable while the women just had small imperfections?
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8 out of 10, would orbit.
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>>24761331
It's good that you act and eat healthy and it really doesn't matter if you're chubby because at least half of all men like chub, but don't make excuses. If you're chubby despite exercising a lot and eating well, it just means that you still eat enough to compensate for the exercise. Again, that's fine, but don't pull the "I do healthy things so I should be attractive no matter what I actually look like" crap because that's literally the shit people hate tumblr for.
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Her eyes are more intimidating than the birth mark or whatever. I am also sure the photos make it out to be a lot worse than it looks in real life. The same way midlevel acne always looks horrible and inflamed in white light photos, and then it turns out to never look as intense in natural lighting.
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I went with Hanako in Katawa Shoujo so I have no problems with this
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>>24759622
>>24759685
>>24761702
She's actually really cute so I'd date her if her personality isn't shit. Her birth mark or whatever is something you'd probably get over pretty quickly.
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>>24759622
please stop fucking giving her more attention.

Average woman that just happened to have a large birthmark on her face slaps on a ton of makeup, takes a bunch of aloof looking selfies, talks about muh anxiety and then a bunch of fucking UK news websites decides to do an article about it.

It all fucking started on the MCM expo page, hordes of thirsty betas saying she's beautiful when she was deliberately fishing for attention saying stuff like muh anxiety, muh unrealistic beauty standards.

Jesus christ I wish she would just fucking disappear already, it really fucking pissses me off just how entitled women are, if this was a guy nobody would give a shit or just think he's ugly. I am platinum mad about this, I saw it all happen from the start, bitch uploads a shitty selfie and got 500 likes from desperate betas.
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>>24759622

She probably has a horrible personnality but it doesn't matter since she would turn me down if I tried.

This is just ridiculous to choose her for that show.

> I have a scar, I'll never get married
> I have a big nose, end my life
> I'm only 6", who would even look at me

They should have gone the ableist way and show people who have real disabilities, or they should make a 1st World Problems show and invite us Robots.
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>>24761823
>>24761823
It's the economy, son. Pussy is in high demand, one of the most inflated commodities in the market. If pussy could be priced, and sorted by quality or grade, we would all be trading it like gold and oil.

Instead, the commodity has to trade themselves, and are only available to a specific buyer class.

One day pussy will be available to all, just like sugar, coffee, tea, rum and tobacco. When that day comes, we will enjoy it for what it is, without the pedestal. Just ride it out, friend.
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>>24761823
I'm sorry. I just saw it on yahoo news
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>>24759685
>>24761702
Her nose is actually more offensive than the mark. It makes her look like a pig.
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>>24761938
But plenty of robots have problems straight from your list. Just imagine actual r9k reality show. It might be awesome.
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>>24760206
except she's hot

some fat guys are cute too, but fat looks shit on most people desu senpai bakashinji
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>>24761698
But I am not even fat. I don't look fat. But to men the small pooches of fat I have are absolutely repulsive.
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>>24761702
She's cute but you're right about the eyes. They look cold and slightly insane even when she's laughing.
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>>24762102
Face fat and arm fat are un attractive

if you've got a protruding belly (nothing nasty like folds or the like) you're fine.

I don't even want an attractive gf, she just needs to have a decent body. Maybe even a lil chubby so we could lose weight together. Women have always been a good motivator for me
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>>24762102
No one is calling you fat, you yourself admitted to being chubby and I'm saying that how much exercise you do or what you eat doesn't make a difference. Men don't care how much or how little you walk your dog.
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>>24761331
and you're still chubby?
How long have you been doing this for?
>>24762102
where are these small pooches of fat?
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>>24759622
It's because she's been with black guys before
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>>24762211
Why are you so threatened by black people?
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>>24759685

found the perfect animu husbando for her
desu baka senpai
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>>24762202
For years. My stomach and my thighs
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>>24759685
i mean it's just a birthmark right? as long as she's got an hourglass figure and a tight pussy she's good2go for me?

but what does this whore do? she goes on TV or whatever and cries for attention "oh look at unfortunate me, so undatable :( :( :("

bitch your pussy still works right? that's all you literally are, a fucking pussy with a body attached to supply and support baby making
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>>24762456
>stomach and thighs
Yeah, those are the best places to be chubby. If guys don't like you it's probably not because of your looks.
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>those eyes
>that face
>that scar

Would date her in a fucking heartbeat.
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>>24759622
Is that a birthmark or a burn scar? The latter would be hotter desu
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>>24759685
Does she shoot lasers out of the right side of her face tho?
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>>24759685
I want to lick that red thing
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>>24759622
Does eggman fuck his sister?
Yeah, I'd bang that scarfaced bitch.
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>>24762456
thick thighs are really hot though, I mean that's the kind of boner inducing stuff.
on the topic of the stomach, is it like an overhang or stretch marks or what?
I'm almost a skeleton, like you can see my ribcage and I have flabby spots on my belly.
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>>24762211
lel

Top banter mate.
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>>24759817
expired roastie pls go
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>>24762152
gotta love people's misconceptions about somebody's eyecolor.
you guys think eyes can actually give away something crucial like that?
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>>24762405
It's not Threatened so much as disgusted by.
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>>24762576
I used to work with a girl who looked exactly like this...If I didn't have ED that facial structure would make my dick diamonds.
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>>24762706
I said that's what it LOOKS like, not that's how it actually is. It has nothing to do with the color either, it's the vacant expression. She could be the sweetest girl in the world but it doesn't change the fact she has a really bad case of resting bitch face.
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>>24762777
??????????
IDK man you may have bad taste
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>>24759622

Wait...when is Undateables getting a new season? I didn't hear anything about that?
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>>24762885
Maybe, but she looks perfect to me.
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>>24759685
>You can't see past that?
Well I'm not blind so no.
If I wanted to see deformed or average looking people I could just go out or look in the mirror. I don't need tv for that
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>>24762805
>the fact she has a really bad case of resting bitch face.

dunno about you but I'm definitely not seeing it.
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>>24762706

People talk about the eyes, but that's more the expression, the details which give a bad feeling. The deadfish stare, the autist stare, people are wired to perceive that stuff. Photos make it worse because she's not moving. When you've someone moving and speaking to you, it doesn't give the same vibes than a photo.

> I look like a souless killer on photos
> I look like an awkward virgin irl
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>those damn eyes

Anyone else want to just stare into them all day?
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>>24760897
>I am in the bottom 75%
Do you mean bottom %5? It's hars not to get hit on if you are even anything close to average

Post face
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>>24759685
>eyy bb u wan sum fug.
>lemme holla at ya, aye?

- every normal heterosexual guy ever, none of them giving a flying fuck about that mark.
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>>24760513

came in here to post this.

>tfw no burn victim PTSD bookworm gf
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>>24763198
>the details which give a bad feeling.

excuse me but you guys sure are extremely sensitive. I haven't even thought about any of that looking at those photos, maybe because I have the capacity to stare into a camera the same way and have a similar complexion or just look similar to her albeit male.
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>>24761042
>I have gotten zero male attention for over a year now.
Awww life must be so tough. Why isnt my life like [insert tv in the lines of Sex and the city or How I met your mother]
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>>24762456
>years
you are doing something wrong
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>>24759817
Except by any objective measure ever
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>>24759622
>can I cum all over your inflammated skin area please?

tfw asking her this
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>>24763464
Are you sure it's inflamed? Isn't that just a scar?

What kind of cruel fate would it be to have a constantly pussing wound you could never heal?
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yeah i would totaly date her....but i think im out of her league despite the birthmark on her face

but i wish i could date a girl as cute as her desu senpai :3
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>>24759974
Fat roastie pls go
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>>24759622
I'd wife her. She's still gorgeous
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>>24759817

>And the bottom 3/4 of women don't count to men, so stfu

Tons of men love average women. Love them *better* than beauty queens.

Lots of guys don't want a model. They want a nice, plain girl with some zits and weird habits who will hug them.
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>tfw huge birthmark on my ass

glad it didn't end up on my face
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>>24759974

They just call you fat because they're sad, lonely, and upset, and want someone else to feel as bad as they do.
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>>24759622
>undateable
nive try OP but women can never be undateable
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>>24765571
thats his gf? jesus fucj
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>>24759685
Thanks for ruining it with the second image. Guess the first someone caught her off guard, the second is a "selfie" showing her true personality.
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>>24765571
They're both fucking ugly.
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>>24765581

that's bjork, you stupid ass suburban white cis scum
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>>24765581
>>24765571
The worst part is, the way she globs on makeup by the time she's 35+ her skin is going to be fucked beyond repair.
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>>24759974
>Fat and ugly is a very vague term.

You would be considered overweight at 133 lbs.
You would be considered obese at 159 lbs.

Some Robots may call you obese but I've seen people called manlets for being 5"9' so don't take it too seriously.

That being said, not everyone is equal in the look department (obviously) and some people just have a round face which looks fat.
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>>24759622
I'd love to date her
but there's no way she'd date me
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http://imgur.com/gallery/Iwm9H

here she is attention whoring

>friendly reminder if any of you had this you would have even less chances than you have now, which is basically still no chances
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>>24759622
she is at least 7/10
i dont think her birthmark looks that bad
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>>24765755
This feel is too real
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>>24765808
>raising awareness
I'm aware she's a whore.
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>>24765808
>Sonic the hedgehog shirt
>no chance

I don't really advertise this, but I know a lot about Sonic the Hedgehog so I've probably got a shot.
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>>24765808
>3- I'm absolutely not self conscious about it at all. I actually like it a lot.
>participates in a show called Undateable
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>>24765910
>implying its not a novelty
>implying she's not a cultureless, stacy slut
You mean shot down?
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>>24759622
She should be in a movie adaptation of The uglies
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>>24765943
They don't just hand out sonic the hedgehog shirts, man.
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>>24765959
>ZOMG, I'M XXXD COOL NURD GURL
>I PLAY SONIC. YOU CAN TELL FROM MY RARE SHIRT.
>GOT IT ON TNE INTERWEBZ
That's why she has it, dude.
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>>24759622
>women problems
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>>24760211
looking at wikipedia his first wife died of cancer and he is an irish catholic. i know this may come as a shock but some people feel loyal to those they are in a relationship with even if there might be a few problems.
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>>24765421
Oh my god fucking this

100%
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>>24760315
Where the fuck do you live? Are you an elf? That girl's at LEAST a 7.
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>>24759817
Actually most of my crushes have been average or slightly below average in looks because I'm interested on a good personality above looks. In fact, the kind of high school style "queen bee" who waltzes through life with her looks alone is the precise opposite of the people I want in my life.
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>>24765421
>Lots of guys don't want a model. They want a nice, plain girl with some zits and weird habits who will hug them.

You are so damn delusional.
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>>24766370
No, YOU are delusional. What he said was entirely true. It applies to not only me but pretty much everyone here.
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>>24766370
I can tell you for certain I'd turn down a beautiful woman who was too obviously malicious in personality or uninteresting beyond her looks. I'd at least give second thoughts with any other, since I value any person who I can have a meaningful emotional bond with.
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>>24766386
>>24766419
If you were in a loving marriage with some plain chick, but then you get approached by some bottle blonde with big tits, you both damn well wouldn't say no. The only reason men don't cheat or "prefer the mean big titty bitch" is because they've never been presented with an opportunity to do so. You're just lying to yourselves saying you'd prefer the plain zit face, because you don't want to have to live with the fact that a sexy woman will NEVER want you.
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>>24766517
Stop projecting your insecurities please. Some people have principles. I would never cheat on my wife, if I had one, because I've proved over and over again that my one good feature, the one I can consistently demonstrate and put to use, is my loyalty to those who I consider my friends. I'm not going to tell you my life story, but if I married a woman it'd be because I'm willing to give my life for her - not too differently from the few people who I openly call "friends" in the first place. No matter how bad things get, marriage is a vow, and breaking such an important one would be probably enough to eventually drive me to suicide. I know it's relatively rare, but you can safely expect there to be a few million people like me in this world, none of which would let their penis think for them at any fucking second in that situation.
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>>24766517

I would say no.

Those kinds of things don't happen to me, so therefore if it did, I wouldn't trust it because there's obviously an ulterior motive at play

Also it's really easy to not cheat, just say No
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>>24765808
reminds me of pron star Velicity Von
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>>24759685
She's super cute and as long as her little boo boo isn't contagious I'd totally date her, she's adorable
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>>24761938
well how would you personally date someone who was only 6 inches anon
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>>24759685
I think that scar is fucking badass. She's a cutie and the scar only makes her more interesting to me.
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>>24767023

I wasn't talking about his height.
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>>24767408
>meme center
Remember when this place wasn't gay?
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>>24766517
Holy shit you're bitter. I have a plain chubby girlfriend and I love her to bits. I would prefer to spend my millionth night with her over a night with any other girl on earth.
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>>24759622
A girl I went to elementary school with had a huge birthmark like this on her face. She was a red head also and had freckles.
I saw her in highschool one year and her birthmark was pretty much gone though.
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>>24759622
SYLVIE
but seriously
really cute
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>>24759974
>5'1
>125
jesus christ woman, im 5'10 and i weigh that much
how fucking fat are you?
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>>24759622
>>24759685
I can guarantee she's just being picky. She definitely has tons of guys attracted to her, probably even 8/10 guys with money, but she wants more. More, more, more.
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>tfw no qt Katawa gf to cuddle
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>>24759622
>Chad doesn't consider this "datable"
>Gril spends the rest of her life belieiving that shit because she only hangs around Chads
JESUS CHRIST LADY MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SPEND YOUR WHOLE TIME AROUND SUPERFICIAL RETARDS YOU COULD EASILY FIND A GUY TO DATE
>inb4 typical excuses
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>>24759817
JUST ROAST ME UP SENPAI
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>>24768222
What if we took your advice and stopped hanging around self deprecating, fat, unmotivated, ugly, smelly, and autistic people (ourselves) and make some friends?
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>>24766517
Nice projection, I would say no.

(Along the fact I think bottle blondes aren't attractive in the slightest)
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>>24768222
See >>24765808. She's just an attentionwhore.
>I'm absolutely not self conscious about it at all. I actually like it a lot.
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>>24759817
>Posting this bs
Get. The fuck. Out.
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24766517
Jesus Christ, I'm too old for this board. Thats some real "virgin college freshman trying to be alpha male" level cynicism.
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>>24759622
You are right this bitch qtaf
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>24760299
>tfw no damaged girl
>DON'T ASSOCIATE W/ THE CRAZY, BRUH U WANNA GET YR DICK BIT OFF?
Make up your minds, /r9k/
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>8/10
>undateable
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>>24767008
How would a birthmark be contagious?
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>>24759622
>>24759685
Kind of looks like some sort of interesting war paint. It's no different than other designs people permanently put on their bodies such as a tattoo or something like that.

Would still date.
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>>24767735
>when you deny her sex twice in a row and she rapes you
My dick was diamonds
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>>24766517
lol agreed with this. if it were the other way around men here would like BUT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT. LITERALLY ALL WOMEN.
>mfw none of them have ever taken a stats class
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>>24766517
Oh fuck off.

I've was dating an avarage girl years ago, I loved her personality and while I was dating her a red headed 8\10 with nice full tits and what I hear was amazing in bed, sucked and fucked and took pride in swallowing cum, anyway, she wanted me and I told her no at least 3 times.

If I love someone, I want to protect them from being hurt.

You're talking about a choice between fucking a 5/10 and a 9/10, obviously the higher rank wins out if I've got no love for either.
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>>24770946
>being a normie
>posting on /r9k/

Choose one.
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>>24762152
All Russians look like that.
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>>24770946
>was dating
>told her no at least 3 times
So you did end up cheating, huh?
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>>24761944
>One day pussy will be available to all
Yeah only if we have a massive male die off or invent sex robots with an artificial pussy.
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I don't mind the birthmark, but the amount of makeup is really not my thing.
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Only girlfriend I ever had had vitiligo. Though none of it was on her face, she did have it all over her neck. She carried her umbrella with her when ever she would go out.

She thought she was a vampire that fed off the energies people exuded from themselves.
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>>24760897
>slightly chubbby
so you're morbidly obese
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>>24759622
None of the women on that program are actually undateable... have you seen the UK version?

Each woman, even a midget in a wheelchair got 100s of replies from men. Even men that were very attractive and had a decent career. They could pick and choose if they wanted to.

Each man got only 1 or 2 replies but a lot got 0. Most who got replies where from women more handicapped than them and those with 0 replies were matched with an actress ( without even telling them ) so they could get the 'experience' under their belt.

This is just the reality of hypergamy. Men seek to take care and look for women below them who are less likely to leave. Women seek to move up and get more resources and social status in case they become pregnant. The men who are handicapped and are the bottom of the social totem pole are FUCKED and unless they are very attractive all they can hope for is an equally or even more handicapped women if anything at all.
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>>24765808
>My birthmark+heterochromia (explained)
what a stupid fucking whore. all those selfies fishing for betas, no close up of the scar, no detailed pics, no other people with the condition, nothing. just her cunt face posing. i;m mad
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>>24759685
>tfw no deformed gf
>tfw you can't specify you're looking for one because it makes you weird
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>>24766125
man, it's so sad about his first wife
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>>24759622
I read this article last week and remembered finding her attractive. It's just a birthmark. She's not ugly. Wouldn't have any issue dating her.
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>>24759622
>tfw no two face gf
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>>24759644
know a girl with a birthmark like that, also fat, she's engaged to a 6'2" Chad
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>>24766517
>but then you get approached by some bottle blonde with big tits
I might as well consider winning the lotto as a valid financial plan.
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>>24760206
Being a disgusting fat-ass and being a pretty girl with a mark on your face are too different things, you stupid cunt.
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>>24759622
>Implying that doesn't look cool as fuck
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>>24759622
No.

Shut the fuck up.

I would date her. She is obviously attractive. Pretty face structure and possibly has a good body too. She probably has a refined personality due to her deformity as well.

Men on the other hand have no chance for redemption. Men need to demonstrate dominance and strength even when they are at their weakest, or else be walked all over by everyone.

Fuck you OP. And fuck that show that called her undateable. I am pissed off right now.
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>>24759622
>>24759685
>>24761702

She has beautiful eyes.
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>>24759622
>>24759685
does she purposely skips to put foundation on that scar or what?
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