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>"Honey, mommy's got you some chicken tendies like
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>"Honey, mommy's got you some chicken tendies like you wanted! But you know what you have to do for them right? You remember where mommy likes to get licked I hope? You better, or I'm throwing these tendies right in the trash!"
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>>24758706
Na i think i'll just skip to eating

*pushes you aside*
*starts eating my food*
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>>24758706
Fuck off bitch, I'm hungry for tendies, nor your disgusting pussy. Why don't you have some nigger do it instead?
*eats tendies*
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>>24758720
>*knocks your tendies to the floor*
>"I wasn't fucking asking you. Get on your goddamn knees, and start eating, and I don't mean the fucking chicken..."
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YUCK

TENDIES NOW

TENDIES NOW

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*starts crying*
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>>24758781
*punches you in the face and easily over powers you because I'm a male*
*starts strangling you*
*you're in tears now*

Now get your fat ass back to the store and get me my food bitch.
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>>24758808
>*gets up off the floor, blood dripping down my lip as I lap it up, smiling wickedly at you*
>"I guess you're not mommy's little boy anymore huh... you're mommy's little MAN. Alright then, Mr. Big shot..."
>*pulls off panties*
>"You get the priviledge of using your dick, and I don't mean wasting it on your fucking hand either. Now fuck your mommy, and maybe I'll get you extra sauce and a new plate of tendies."
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>>24758841
*unsheaths dick*
*teleports behind you*
*kills you*
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>>24758841
Do we have a learning disability here? I said I want dinner, put your fucking clothes back on you're just embarrassing yourself
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>>24758890
>"You never appreciate me! I just wanted you to feel good and wanted by a woman for once!"
>*runs out of the house sobbing*
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man i actually like this meme
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>>24758918
Don't come back you stupid cunt!
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>>24758918
Holy shit the drama! Keep going
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Who /gay/ here?

Hsu
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>>24758959
The scene obviously ended, you don't want to overwrite it senpai
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>this thread
Some people are beyond saving
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>>24758976
Youre absolutely correct. A sharp ending for a sharp story
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>>24758977
I can feel Cayde's eyes burning disappointment directly into my soul.
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>*struts in front of your tv as you're playing Madden*
>"So what's this shit I been hearing about how you don't like Black girls? What, you into white bitches n shit? Damn, I aint think I raise no fuckin punk. Fuck dis shit!"
>*knocks the controller out of your hands*
>"I'm about to show you why ain't no bitch better than a Black bitch, and you better not say shit to nobody bout this, undastand?"
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>>24759054
>moves out*
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>>24759054
*smells you're unwashed crack from where i'm sitting*

Ok, I'm done.
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>>24759054
Wham bam no thank you ma'am!
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>>24758877
Nothin personnel, mommy
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>>24758706
Why does this look just like my sister
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>>24758841
>that roast

I'm glad the Internet is full of roasted toast, I'll probably never jack off to porn again.
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