You have 11 seconds to say something to impress them.
wow stacy show me dem tittys
>You two look beautiful in thumbnail-size images
>>24757357
i probably would just have to say hello in a cheeky sexy way and give them a smoldering look cause a lot of people have said i look like jerry seinfeld and hes not that ugly so they would probs be excited to get attention from a young stallion like myself
You smell like leather and probably feel like it too.
Oi bb u want sum fck
I'm pretty good at SWTOR bb.
If you want we could have a very disappointing threesome
>>24757357
My dick is 6.14 inches.
>>24757357
I don't have good looks, money, or charisma. I can't impress them.
>>24757619
I like your style, dude.
>>24757357
Those are some lovely arm flaps. Did you just drink a glass of diarrhea? Because you've got brown all around your lips
>>24757357
>are those tits photoshopped?
and moonwalk away
>>24757489
cheeky, you deserve a (You)
I run trains and shoot magnum loads.
Let's get out of this place.
>>24757357
I couldn't think of anything I was thinking "If is isn't the somthing something of the ball" as if the party revolved around them idk fuck my life
>>24757357
"Hi mom. Is there any leftovers in the fridge?"
>W-what lovely lips you have.>They would look good around my manboob.
"I don't have cancer"
>>24757850
>tfw you lift your meaty manbreasts, only to find old, stinky lipliner coating your folds
I really hate this. It makes me want to take a shower.
https://youtu.be/RerJWv5vwxc?t=1m3s
DDUUUUUURRRRRRR
>>24757357
your tits more than make up for your face
>>24757357
How much did those things cost your husband?
>>24757357
You interested in soap operas featuring my cock?
>>24757357
Watch me turn 360 degrees and walk away
Uh you don't get to bring any friends
