Boy is the new Alpha
"Man" has become a synonym for spineless beta provider
>>24757162
>wants a MAN
>not more than 200 pounds
Maybe im just a US citizen but that seems odd
also dem tiddies
>>24757353
>Maybe im just a US citizen
i kek'd.
>>24757353
You can't even weight shame that way with guys, it doesn't work, if you're 6'3 and not 200lbs you're obviously an ectomorph.
>work 4 hours a week
>>24757162
>more than 200lbs
When she weighs the equivalent of a 6'0" 200lb man herself? HAH. What a fucking cow, that's why she's on okcupid.
>4 hours a week
>Not happy
>unmotivated
>wagekek
>>24757162
Someone forgot to tell this lady having tits and nothing else wasn' enough to have standards
>>24757162
Rippletits literally says that a full grown man weighs at least 200 pounds. Roasties don't know what they want.
>>24757631
>listening to the autistic virgin
>calls out balding men
>has a worse receding hairline than most men in their 40s
>>24757650
EASY TO KILL BOY DETECTED
Eh, Id still stick my dick in her...
All these things are fake, you know that right guys?
>>24757759
>All these things are fake, you know that right guys?
And a tip to you, my good sir!
>works at target
>turns you down if you work in I.T
>ugly af.
Beaches and shores, man.
>>24757787
What, i'm just pointing out a fact. Sorry for bursting your bubble
>>24757162
>work 4 hours a week
How can you support yourself on that?
>>24757162
At least she's a racist... sometimes. kek
>>24758164
>some reason else's profile
What did she mean by this?
>>24758178
She's too fat to check her grammar and spelling,
>>24758164
What topfucking kek
the IT part made me kek
>>24758198
>As long as you use high quality grammar and punctuation in your message, I am all ears.
>>24757162
Okcupid is literally the worst dating thing ever.
Youll be amazed at how many women are actually like this.
>>24757162
that's wrong. being a boy spoils you as a person. you spend all day sitting on your ass playing videogames.
you're afraid of sex with women. boohoo. nobody wants an std. but the best way to establish the confidence you need is with experience. the only way to get experience is to settle, either with an ugly girl or with a girl who's had a lot of experience. they're the gatekeepers. if you try to pass through someone's yard, you're going to get angrily yelled at and the people inside are going to file a passive aggressive phone call to the police that nobody's going to give a shit about, but the point is you can't do it or there will be consequences. meanwhile anyone can walk through public parks, and all kinds of people do.
This is obviously someone trolling. Move along.
>>24758249
It really did.
I thought the 4 hours a week thing was a typo.
I mean, it must be right.
>works 4hrs pw at Target
>but doesn't accept potential partner's IT job
I see no benefits here.
>>24758249
Wouldn't date a girl in IT though. Even when I was the most autistic shit tier BI analyst they seemed like weirdos and cunts.
>>24758334
We had a few qt314s in class when I studied CS, the most dreamy of them was working an IT related job close to where I used to work, caught her on the bus on the way there.
Great way to start the day.
>>24757162
Is working in IT the fastest route to staying a fucking virgin the rest of your life?
West Coast CS major here
No girls in any of my classes
Gettin scared m8s
the gap between someone's perceived value and actual value can be as wide as her hips
>>24758299
Yeah because women can't be ridiculous, it must be a troll right?
>>24758408
>fastest route to staying a fucking virgin the rest of your life?
Not being at least 6'3''
>>24758428
>tfw genetically inferior
Well I'm 5'6, gonna be a kek
>>24757162
This has to be satire.
>>24758428
This one is definitely real
>>24758428
>she's 4'11
>>24758428
>thinking any guy would want to curse their future children with her midget genes
>>24758536
>>24758537
You just don't get it do you. smfh
>>24758537
Sad part is they probably would, and their offspring would become one of us.
>>24758428
>womanlet
Ahahahaha
>>24758587
Thats what happened with me.
They are too stupid to realize though.
>>24758685
I was going to say short girls are cute but tall girls have more "body" and are generally hotter, short women should just fucking kill themselves to be honest, they look like munchikins but still want Chad greek gods.
I never understood what being a "man" meant to women because it seems to be a moving goal post. First it was get a degree, got that still called a boy. Then it was get a job that wasn't hourly, got that still a boy. Then it was to have your own place with bills and everything, got that still a boy. The current step is wife (who may or may not bring children with them). I've given up, I played the game and still get called a manchild so I'll stop playing.
>>24759377
Who the fuck tells you that you are a boy at every milestone of your life? You are either baby faced or actively advertise your love for children's cartoons/anime/vidya
>>24759377
>fell for the maturity meme
You were a man at 18
Stupid kids grow into stupid adults
>>24758428
> Almost midget tells me to be buff and tall
Can I just dropkick her like a football
>>24759377
Realize the definition being a "man" is a forever moving goalpost of whatever the girl needs.
> Single mother
"A real man looks after a child, even if it isn't his"
> College girl
"A real man buys her girl gifts all the time"
> Fat bitter 40 divorced woman
"A real man never leaves and accepts me for who I am"
Understand the scam my friend.
>>24760365
>almost midget
kek, women think that if they are small it's cute. They don't realize that men know that short women going for tall men are terrible shallow trash.
If women love tall men and are short themselves, they basically won't be able to love their own son's because there's a chance they will be shorter thanks to her genetics.
>>24760404
This explains so much of what I've been told to just accept over the years.
>>24757759
Eh, there are some pretty crazy people on OKC
>she doesn't like hipsters
green flag
Even though hipsters are just slaves to pussy plantations
these women are dumb sluts, theyre probably christian too.
>>24758105
>How can support yourself on that?
It's why she wants a
>Spineless beat provider
>>24757162
"Otherwise take a hike." is a sentence fragment.
>>24758428
If she wants tall, then she's going to have to deal with considerable weight no matter what.
Even the tall lanky guy at work I know has quite a big gut. (He looks kind of alien with his skinny arms and legs)
>>24763384
What? I'm 6'4 and I never had a "gut" in my life.
I mean ofc if you are tall and you are out of shape you are going to look out of shape.
>>24757162
not even poorly disguised
just shitty bait
Why are American women so fucking ugly?? Fucking hell
>>24758428
thankfully i'm still growing some and might hit 6'1". i pretty much hate women at this point anyways so the only reason why being tall is cool is to feel better than short people
>>24757162
>>24758164
Don't be mean she has down syndome
>>24757353
>man
>not more than 200lbs
lefunnyrippetoefaec.png
>>24758164
>the average womyn is this entitled
>>24758164
Why are women so agressive and angry
She's just delusional though. No half way decent man would go near that.
>>24757162
Someone dump more of these, I love these
>>24757162
Kek that bitch is balding herself. What a fuck up, trying to taint a mpb free man with her shit genes.
>>24767347
Have a look at this spitfire.
>>24757162
>Not interested in people who work in I.T.
>Works at Target
