>Finally get a gf
>My first
>I'm her first too
>She was bleeding when i fucked her last night
>she goes on saying how its a special thing between us, both losing our virginity to each other etc..
>Little does she know i lost my virginity to a prostitute years ago
Anyone else hiding anything big from their girlfriend?
Tell her that and film her reaction
>>24755740
>Anyone else hiding anything big from their girlfriend
The implications in this post are unbelievable.
>>24755740
how was the sex OP?
>>24755740
Top kek.
Dont tell her or she will left you. Women are retarded.
It never came up that you had sex before? I doubt the veracity if your story, OP.
>>24755821
Wasn't bad, first-time without a rubber.
>>24755965
I'm a pretty damn good liar, shes asked me if I've had sex before and i said no. When we first together i told her she was my first as well.
She don't suspect a thing.
That's why I won't go to a prostitute, never.
>>24756132
And not because you're a low-test?
>Finally get a bf
>My first
>I'm his first too
>I was bleeding when he fucked me last night
>he goes on saying how its a special thing between us, both losing our virginity to each other etc..
>Little does he know i lost my virginity to anal sex with chad years ago
if OP were a female, this board would be scolding him for being a filthy whore stacy that is manipulative, lying etc.
You are scum on the same level as Stacy, OP
>>24755740
You should come clean and tell her the truth. She deserves to know that your relationship is founded on a lie.
>>24756224
Yeah because not paying for sex and paying for sex is the same. Right? Nah.
She doesn't know that I fathered a kid with my cousin about 7 years back. And she never will.
>>24756224
It's okay when men do it. No literally, it's okay. All stacy has to do to get late is to ask someone to fuck her. Fuck off whore, go back to /soc/.
>>24756286
>You should come clean and tell her the truth. She deserves to know that your relationship is founded on a lie.
No. Just no. It's a really stupid idea to tell you virgin girlfriend that you fucked a hooker. They tend to not really get why men would consider doing such a thing.
>>24756105
Then obviously shut the fuck up. Just never bring up this issue and you are good. It's not like it'll be a constant part of your relationship to remind you to whom you lost your virginity.
If you value her as a gf, shut the hell up, fuck truth. Truth has never helped anyone.
>>24756224
YES BECAUSE WOMAN ARE FUCKING WHORES AND MEN AREN'T!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>24755740
I don't see the problem friend. Just don't ever ever confess this and your secret is buried forever. No need to feel guilty, it's all irrelevant. Just enjoy having a gf, hope she doesn't break your heart
>>24756224
This could have happened. I was with a virgin but vaginal sex hurted too much that one day I tried anal. She was OK, days later I only fucked her in the ass because that was my fetish I didn't cared about vaginas.
Felt good man. I miss that asshole.
>girlfriend
normies out
>>24755740
>Little does she know i lost my virginity to a prostitute years ago
>he fell for the hooker meme
you fucking idiot
you could've had the world and you blew it
>>24756335
I'm not saying shit, She will never find out.
>>24756320
Is it really better to lie to her and let her believe a lie? If he breaks up with her, he should tell her then Atleast.
>about to lose my virginity
>"you have a nice dick, anon"
>"y-you too"
My girlfriend hasn't seen my dick yet, if that counts.
>>24756305
Mental Gymnastics
Fuck the robot
>>24756305
>>24756316
>>24756360
What matters is that he did it, not how hard it was.
Whether it is easy to be a degenerate or whether you pay for it doesnt matter, you're still a manipulative liar.
And no, I am not a stacy, I am a KV neckbeard
She means the world to me
But at the same time I'm a diagnosed psychopath and she only matters to me because I realize I need someone to care about me in order for me to be normal.
Fuck
>>24756224
I agree. No reason why you should lie. At least tell her you're not a virgin otherwise your desperate ass didn't deserve this.
Men cannot be trusted anymore than women...sad
>>24755740
yes, me. I have been taking viagra during all our relationship. It's not about her, it's just that my dick literally won't work without.
I have never told her because I figured it would do more damage than good, plus... I have just never found a good moment to do so.
>>24756903
If you ever broke up, word will go around that you use Viagra. Fuck that never tell a bitch.
>>24755740
>Little does she know i lost my virginity to a prostitute years ago
Same here, chads call me virgin, little do they know I visit a prostitute once per year
>>24756995
exactly; that's why I never told her at first. Specially since she is common friends with people at my uni etc.
Thing is, I feel like there is little excuse for not telling her at the stage of the relationship we are in now. Feels pretty bad desu senpai (still, I hope it's a secret I will take to the grave with me)
>>24757029
How do you take them anyway? do you just take one every couple hours or something?
>>24757083
It's not like we live together, so I get to plan it pretty well. I bought a massive stash of pills some months ago, and shortly before sex might happen I excuse myself to the bathroom (I keep them in there at my home; otherwise I just carry them on me) and take them. Been reducing my dose over time; hope to one day be able to stop. Not been successful so far doe.
Of course sometimes I fail, but then I just attribute them to tiredom or some other excuse.
>>24757127
You should invest in a penis pump like the Bath-mate that's safe, and doesn't give you blisters like the Air-Pumps. It's used for things such as erectile dysfunction.
Used it 10 minutes a day, plus the pills and you might see success sooner.
>>24757156
thanks senpai, I'm gonna do some research about it.
God I'm gonna feel pathetic if I actually wind up having to use a penis pump tho.
>>24757191
>God I'm gonna feel pathetic if I actually wind up having to use a penis pump tho.
I have one and had one for along time (Haven't used it in ages), i never had problems with my penis. I'm about 6.7x5.6. I did notice for my self at least my erections were staying longer and much harder, as well as girth gains.
Your girlfriend probably might notice something.
>>24757231
really sound advice; I've been googling around and it really sounds promising... Thanks man, I am pretty sure I'm going to give it a try!
>>24755740
I lied to my ex-gf for 5 years. I was kv when started dating her, but I told her that she was my 4th gf.
Fuck that bitch, anyway.
>>24755740
i told my girlfriend id never gotten a blowjob so she could suck my dick
it was her first time
