saturday night ausbot thread, what's going on robots?
friends are out doing normie shit for the 9000th weekend in a row so i'm at home like usual drinking and playing gta
>not doing normie shit with them
damn mate, get out there
>>24755027
i'm not that desperate to cling to my youth
i've got better things to do but apparently just chilling while having a few drinks isn't good enough for anyone
I'm idling in a private tracker irc, waiting for an interview.
Watching Stargate again
Fucking stereosonic in Radelaide today, all the normies getting their pingaz on.
Im just at home listening to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MtQPxfvVF4
Couple more hours until it's 12, so i can go out for a damn fucking run with my gas mask on and strengthen them lungs.
Fucking hurry up.
>>24754996
>haha my normie friends are out doing normie things but I'm like so totally a robot, just sitting here drinking and playing gta lol #nerdlife
How am I supposed to reintegrate into society if I hate all of you?
>>24755154
Yeah majority of our own countrymen are a bunch of fucking dumb cunts, majority of the aussies on here are normshits or complete failed normies.
>lost my job
>500$ in my pocket
>normie flatmates talking and laughing in the balcony
>sit in living room and read 4chan
it's pretty shit m8...
without a job I am going broke and starting to get depressed.
i dont even know what i will do on the weekdays without a job.
fuck.
>>24755181
>flatmates
Fuck off failed normie.
>>24755181
you should try watching anime and forget about the world and focus on enjoying yourself
>friends go out to town but dont invite me
>"dude, where were you bro?"
>my friends this
>my friends that
>my friend
>my room mates
>friends go to music festival
>invite me
>go
>pretend to enjoy it
>have sex with girl
>go home and watch netflix
>posted from my iphone
Aw man it sucks being such a robot, living this robot life. I'm just such a social outcast man. Oh geez. #robotlife
>>24755135
make vlogs
>>24755249
Make vlogs of what?
>>24755204
But if I start watching anime then it means I lost control of my life and I want to become a normie.
>>24755097
hyper2g: fresh meat senpai
:^)
>>24755256
>>24755135
"Hey guys it's Anon, only a couple more hours until I can go for a run."
*Cut to clip of you running in gas mask.*
>>24755232
>come to these threads
>can't not get angry about people having friends
>have military interview in one month
>have to go through psych and pretend to be chad
I don't know if I can manage
>>24755258
why would you want to become a normie?
>>24755284
But that would mean i'm an attention-whore and no better then the females on this board. Plus no one will watch my v-logs and i'm not carrying it when running.
>>24755294
Because I want to be normal.
I am sorry, but I really do and I don't know why.
If you don't know who pic related is, you are not an ausbot.
anyone else gold coast here. just quit my job this week and if i dont get another one within 2 months i am fucked. send help
>>24754996
>be anxiety ridden me.
>have an opportunity to hang out, smoke and play video games with cool normies
>decide last minute to bail because I was afraid I'd spill the spaghetti and completely embarrass myself somehow.
>Drive home with tears in my eyes,.
very disappointed in myself. I just can't stay relaxed.
>>24755292
why the fuck are you trying to join the military, do you want to serve the jews that fucking badly?
>tfw haven't been invited anywhere
>>24754996
Drinking some Booker's Noes, watching Fargo and going to play more MGSV later.
I went out last weekend and going out next weekend.
>doing more normie things
>>24755322
all i want to do is just hang out at one of our houses with the 2 friends i have and play vidya, maybe watch a movie while having some drinks and just talking shit but all they're interested in is going to bars and see live music and all that cancerous shit
>>24755312
file name retard
>tfw pub with the boys and gf after a hard days work
>tfw go back to mates place and have a mortal kombat sesh and few beers
mfw
>>24755214
>>"dude, where were you bro?"
>being friends with literal dudebros
Of course auSHITalian threads are some bogan ass /soc/ shit
fucking kangeroo fuckers
>>24755407
i call troll
>>24755407
>gf
>friends
>mate's place
FUCKING NORMIES
LEAVEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24755327
I can't function in normal society
I need to go far away and work hard on becoming the best soldier possible. I just want to fight and die alone
To each their own
Any ausbros know anything about DXM? I'll be getting 600mg of it tomorrow and unsure if it'd be a good idea going to the Third Plateau on my first trip.
reminder that if you have
>more than 3 irl friends/acquaintances
>go to parties or nightclubs
>have ever had a girlfriend
>have ever had sex
>have a job or go to uni
you do not belong on this board
who 4812 here
Who else /gold coast/ here?
>>24755859
brisfag here
>>24755874
welp
came up to burleigh for a holiday and to try and get a gf, but with Chads everywhere I just want to find a robot and watch a movie and get drunk or something
>>24755916
that sucks man, i'd love to hang with you but i can't drive :(
i used to go down the gold coast all the time when i was younger before i became a shut in but now i try and avoid the place like the plague. it truly is chad central
Getting drunk, playing League with a friend, seriously considering killing myself.
Tfw couldn't party at stereo cos i had work. REEEEEEE
Not an ausbot but you guys are my favorite in the world.
>>24756004
dude music festival lmao
gtfo this board you cancerous cunt
>>24756064
Im pretty sure you went yourself, how do you know about stereo huh?
2251
Scraping the inside of the my stem and cone piece for ash.
Sucks that Saturday is almost over, which only leaves one free day of wasting time sitting on my PC before its reverting to wagekek mode.
>>24756079
>2251
Umina bro here
Zuck my dick?
>>24756079
at least you have weed..
i live in north qld with no friends and no idea how i'd find a dealer
>>24756073
because my only 2 friends (i'm not even sure if they see me as friends, i'm probably just a fucking novelty to them) are normies and never shut up about music, it's the only thing they ever talk about
>>24756108
What are some good tracks you can recommend?
>>24756108
i'm not a normie faggot i don't listen to music
>>24756173
post meant for >>24756156
dude original comment lmao
>>24754996
>gta
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE LEAVE GIT OUT
Haven't slept for over 35 hours so I'm going to bed. Thanks for asking, OP and good night
>listening to music
sure is gay in here
Haven't had a surf in weeks. Can't wait to leave Cairns.
goin on a maccas run anyone want anything
>>24756474
u cute
>>24756474
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
this comment was not original...
>>24755859
hey man im gold coast
>>24754996
Tfw only just got home after driving almost 14 hours total to Gympie and back
>>24756073
That was all I fuckin heard about on the radio today
Can you normie cunts just shut the fuck up about shitty dj bullshit for five fucking minutes
Played The Witcher 3 and went to the gym. Just watched the first half of Season 2 of Rick and Morty.
Only just kind of came to a realisation this weekend
>Both friends doing stuff this weekend so I'm alone
>Realise I only have 2 close friends
>Have a job where almost nobody has any of the same interests I do and I'm the youngest by far most of the time(except 1 guy who likes games and tech, but he's 12 years older than me)
>Don't talk to anyone outside of work
>Have a shit week ahead of me
>Really hope I don't lose my last 2 friends because I'm going to be fucked without them
I really fucking need a girlfriend or something.
>>24756806
Dude, you're such a robot lol xD
fml amirite
>>24756806
you don't need friends when you have us
playing dota in my undies
>>24756838
I am on the inside.I only have basic social skills because I forced myself into a degree (teaching) where I have to talk to people literally all day every dayI've still never had a girlfriend ;_;
3132. Watching a movie and will play some zestiria and fallout 4 later on while drinking sierra nevada and spiced rum. Have to work tomorrow and another 5 nights after that. Fuck.
>>24756774
Didnt some asian slut od at that normie shitfest? Was goid to hear the druggie cunt dealer will be jailed.
Just the usual
>>24754996
>playing gta
No Jack, you are the normie.
>>24757104
a shame it wasn't some worthless white cunt but regardless 1 less normie in the world
>>24757620
>white
>worthless
Pick one.
>>24757637
i think you are lost. this is r9k not pol
saturday night and this thread is completly dead
all the auscunts must be out doing normie shit. fuck i hate this country
>>24757912
still here captain. fuck i hate saturdays, so depressing
>>24756862
c-can we play dota in our undies together anon?
>>24757934
what you done this weekend familia?
just been watching yuru yuri and playing a wow private server myself
>>24757974
been binge watching heroes and nathan for you ( watch nathan for you if you haven't, it's fucking kek)
besides that, took my dogs out and went swimming, i have a pool, i wouldn't dare go to a public pool or anything.
>>24756099
Bensville
No
>>24757912
nah
just out here in gold coast regretting this vacation
> tfw cute girls everywhere that won't even look at me
> tfw everyone here is chad so I can't even socialize
just end my life boys
>>24758431
>3dpd
i found where you went wrong anon, you should find yourself a qt 2d waifu. it has helped me immensely
Drinking away my hangover and listening to Metal.
>>24758448
>metal
nice meme music faggot, how old are you?
>>24758441
I cannot turn to 2d after seeing L I T E R A L L Y P E R F E C T 3d girls in this city.
Nowhere else in the world has girls of this quality familia
it's all over for me now that I've seen what this city has to offer in terms of 3d
>>24758561
>vapid whores with zero personality are perfect women
Good day fellow Australian cunt mates. Crickey, I heard there's a hole in the border somewhere. Do any of my fellow Australians know where? I am only asking because I am not Lebanese and hate the Lebanese and am curious about that hole in the border I'd like to know the location of, cunt pals.
>>24758488
I've actually come back around to it since listening to nothing but /mu/-tier stuff for years. I hated Metal for the longest time, but something clicked recently and I've come crawling back.
Sure it's Harmonic/Pentatonic Minor wank, but it's fun. I'm drinking anyway, so fuck it.
>gaybots where?
