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>have small/average dick >still have sex with tons of girls
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>have small/average dick
>still have sex with tons of girls

How are Chad's and normies confident enough to have sex with random chicks even though they mostly have small/average sized cocks, see pic related.

Are they just delusional?
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>>24754902
Cause I don't rely on my dick to do the job. That's what my tongue is for
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Cuz chances are that random chick wont be anything special either and doesnt merit going above and beyond to please her.
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Because when you're chad, girls will lust after your mini cock.

They don't really care about the dick. They just want hot-guy arm candy. The social proof will be enough to get them to come on to Chad. Chad, after having at least a handful of women THROW themselves at him, finds he's naturally confident through the social proof these previous women have created for him.
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>>24754902
sauce on non-pepe'd version of OP pic?
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>>24755072
Some anon posted it on /soc/ and /hm/ and then some robot made it a pepe. I've seen it posted here before.
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>>24754902
Because a Chad doesn't care about pleasuring the girl. He only wants to feel good himself, so he won't worry or give two fucks about if girls ''find it good enough''.
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>>24755072
Why? Are you a homosexual?
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>>24754902
That's an almost perfect body that a lot of male celebrities would love to have. Dick size is really no that important. You have to covince the girl to go to bed without showing her your dick, and once your clothes are off, there's no turning back.
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>>24755685
Is that really considered that nice a body?

Maybe there's hope for me after all.
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>>24754902
>liking girls
You are literally a normie.
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>>24755909
Yeah, that looks like a shitty body and small dick. Not sure what this >>24755685 anon is talking about.

I doubt most robots would trade bodies with him, forget about celebrities.
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>>24756095
>small dick

Have you seen James Deen's dick? That's THE most normie dick ever. Hair is beautifully distributed, not fat at all and not disgustingly muscular like /fit/fag jocks who try TOO hard and who scream insecurity through every fiber. A lot of girls are repulsed by bulging veiny muscles.
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>>24756424
Are you a fembot?

That body gives me something realistic to go for. So body hair isn't a turn off? Is that dick size ok? I don't think I'm that thick.
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>>24756510
>>24756424
>>24756095
>>24755909
>>24755685
To anyone wondering that dick is most definitely above average.
I know everyone on 4chan claims to have a 7 inch dick, but as someone with a 7 inch dick, that guy is at least half an inch bigger than me.
Less than 3% of guys have a dick that big. Anyone saying it's small is just wrong.
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I'm sorry dicklets but no. Yours are not adequate
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>>24756626
dicklets, when will they learn?
lawl
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>>24756649
shit here's the pic
orig. reply
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>>24756601
I'm gonna defer to your expertise but that doesn't look 7 inches. I'm 5.5 and it doesn't seem that much longer than mine although it definitely looks a lot thicker. What do you think the girth is?
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>>24756601
>7 inch dick
Posting on /r9k/ on a Friday night. Something smells fishy.
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>>24754902
Those balls look really full, Pepe must cum big loads.
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>>24757288
>Friday night
It's Saturday morning!
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>>24755685
>once your clothes are off, there's no turning back.
That's not true. Three times I've had a girl see my small dick and suddenly get a headache.

A headache so bad, they never call me again.
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>>24757909
Damn, that's harsh. Fuck women.
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>>24757866
You should help him release all that cum you faggot.
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I don't like that Pepe has a nicer cock than me.
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>>24758916
That's not even a big dick anon.
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>>24756601
Yeah Im 7 inches and I second this, Its just the angle the pic was taken with, if it had a top view it would look big thats how my dick is

>pic related, my dick
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>>24760631
Stop posting your dick, faggot
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>>24761050
Never

>Dicklet detected
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>>24755685
>That's an almost perfect body that a lot of male celebrities would love to have
What the fuck? No it's not.
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>>24761156
What's wrong with it? He could tone up a bit but the cock looks nice. And his balls look pretty big.
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