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>tfw I was jerking off, purposely gave myself a messy facial,
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>tfw I was jerking off, purposely gave myself a messy facial, and got some of it in my mouth

What the fuck did I do that for?
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>>24753723
Because you're a good little cumslut
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>>24753750
I'm not even gay. I was just really getting into it and I got carried away.
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>>24753769
>Posts an anime pic
>Uses the words "messy facial"

You loved it, you fucking faggot.
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>>24753912
this

OP is a fag again
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>>24753723
It seems like a good idea, then you do it, and you realize you stopped being horny so there's no way you could get anything from it.
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>>24753912
I'd have to agree familia
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>>24753912
>Anime
nigger do you even cripplesex simulator
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>>24753723
>on nofap
>be stupid and relapse
>capture the semen and drink it because I don't wanna lose zinc and other precious nutrients
Semen is life giving fluid. If you eat a lot of fruits and have a normal healthy diet, it cannot taste bad.

When I break my addiction to masturbation and porn, odds are I will find a girl that would want to drink my semen. But to prevent fatigue from being drained, zinc supplements are required, and a lot of fruit. A lot of fruit alone is sufficient though.

We are made of atoms, molecules and a lot of highly complex molecules. Being afraid to taste one's own cum because of supposed idea that it is gay is just immature.
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>>24754933
>We are made of atoms, molecules and a lot of highly complex molecules. Being afraid to taste one's own cum because of supposed idea that it is gay is just immature.

Okay, then eat your own shit. After all it's only atoms and molecules. Being afraid to taste one's own fecal matter because of the supposed idea that it's disgusting is just immature.
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>>24753723
you'er losing control over your life son

time to look in the mirror real long and hard
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>>24754958
Fecal matter is waste output of the body, along with urine. Fecal matter contains gut bacteria, and any contact with it is an infection hazard.

Semen is meant to support life for spermatozoa.
It contains various proteins, fructose, minerals such as zinc to stabilize the DNA. It is not a waste output of body.

Putting a slightly more thought into what you write than a simple counterexample showing that not everything that comes out of you is safe to ingest is quick and simple. But you did not disprove my statement. You only disproved the statement that everything that comes out of you is safe to eat.

Of course some arrangements of atoms are harmful, and some are harmless. Now I just feel stupid for writing this obvious defense of myself. But on board where one guy is unable to figure out what to do with urea crystals, one can never be sure and needs to be thorough in his posts.
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>>24754933

>Implying you're not a faggot
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>>24755034
>implying I don't do it as a punishment for relapsing
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>>24753723
If I enjoyed giving myself a facial while horny >>24754821
does that mean I'll enjoy other people giving me a facial while horny ?
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>tfw no Emi gf to drag you out of your lazy lifestyle
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>>24755282
depends on the reason for your fantasy
if its >I love cum
then yeah, it would still work but you'd be a fag for sure
if its >the thought of cumming on myself is really hot
then maybe it'll work with men but if not then you'll be a fag with cum on his face and tons of regret
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