You have 10 seconds to say something to impress them.
"Sorry I'm all sweaty, I just finished playing my set. I'm going to go get some water. Bye."
Every time.
(only works if you're actually sweaty and they just saw you on stage)
>impress them
why?
>>24753383
>10 seconds
>not an awkward silence
In real life your time limit would be 2 seconds at most.
>>24753383
>To the Asian
Hey baby, how bout we reenact WW2? Your ass and pussy will be Hiroshima and Nagisaki, and my cock will be the bomb.
>>24753459
Bonus points: say it in Mandarin.
>>24753383
ayy gurl did you fall from heaven cuz so did satan
*nods respectfully in their direction*
*walks away*
>>24753383
>point out there i security's make them feel like shit
>anything they say back means nothing to me because I am already destroyed and immune embarrasment anymore
>go home and drink dr. Pepper and shir post on a Mongolian dinner take out system.
>>24753383
h..hey, you look like you are having a great time, what kind of drink is that, I.. I think I might get onethey would probably pick out something obscure from what I said and use that to judge me as a weirdo creep
>>24753383
My dick is 10".
>"wanna know how I got these scars?"
>>24753459
"wanna meet my fat man?"
I got to level 15 on hack this site
>>24753383
>hey do you like animals, I love animals
>yknow I once helped a stray cat from under my car find a home
I actually did this, but look at how I phrased the act, I started by asking a question no one would refuse then added on to it. There's some mental shit you have to do to get with females
What a pleasant evening it is, how are you fine ladies? Would thoust allow me to purchase them a fine beverage.
Smooth
>>24753585
OP said impress faggot, they already have drinks.
HEY HOW'D YOU GIRLS LIKE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AHAHAHAHA!!!
>fuck them all night
>return them
>never deliver cash
>>24753383
>Say nothing
>>24753383
You're a bunch of whores
>>24753585
>thoust
>>24753383
>turn 360
>walk away
>>24753593
They would probably accept another one. I ooze class with my suit and matching fedora
>>24753623
newfags will reply to this
>>24753383
Since they look like they're trying to get my attention
>prolonged glance at them
>pan to bartender
>Order a drink for myself
>ignore them
They either continue to get my attention or leave me the fuck alone. Win/win
Which one of you is up for spaghetti?....
>>24753479
underrated cuz
>>24753383
Which one of you has the worst relationship with your father?
>>24753383
I'd kill your friend on the left while you watch.
>>24753383
I've been clean for two months
10x7, no e-stat
Did you ever hear the joke about the kike, the gook, and the white slut that walk into a bar?
>pull out sharp knife
>shout "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>ram it into her forehead
>roastie is impressed
done.
I shitpost on an anime board full of racists and misogynists for over 8 hours a day. Can I buy you a drink?
>>24754107
If this doesn't impress a girl, I don't know what will.
I've had better
I have almost 2000 hours in tf2 and im still bad
There's vomit on my sweater already.
>>24754107 #
>anime board
>implying this is the chinese cartoon forum
r9k is a Kyrgyz blanket weaving forum
pol is a Moldovan knife honing forum
Everyone knows this
>>24754249
w-why was your post deleted
>>24754303
Misspelt blanket anon, fooking refuse to proof read
>>24753383
I earn 6 figures
>>24753486
le nodding man is my fave meme of 2014-2015
"I like your shirt"
>what?
"I LIKE YOUR SHIRT"
>WHAT?
*indiscriminate yelling*
>let's go, this guy is freaking me out
hey ladies,
i've had sex with way hotter girls than you, i just had to pay a bit, and since you usually give it up for a few drinks that puts you on the cheap side of the spectrum. Now what should I get you?
Im really good at DotA 2.
>>24753383
Awkardly avoiding eye contact and staring on the floor.
>Y-you t-too
Girls think this is cute desu senpai
>I have a 30cm dick and am a self-made billionaire venture capitalist. Wanna fly with me to Rome these holidays?
>>24753383
>your dress goes so well with your shoes!
>>24753655
I'm pretty surprised it's not robotted in every basic iteration already desu senpai
Buh back that as up
>>24753383
this isn't where i parked my yacht *looks at rolex* Lets get outa here
You girls want 12 inches of dick tonight?
Great, we'll fuck three times.
>>24753383
*lie outta my ass*
You stupid whores couldn't handle the truth.
>>24753383
my dick is bigger than yours
"Stop staring"
You idiots try to act all elaborate. Just be assertive
>hey are you drinking hennesey?
>what?
>cause you're the only hens I see
>what?
>slightly louder: cause you're the only hens I see
>>24753383
I'm black.
They will literally start fighting over my dick
>>24753383
"hey ladies!"
you just gotta be yourself man
>>24753383
holy whang i got a big willy
I don't want to impress you. I am scared of you.
>>24753383
Y'all shores and beaches.
>>24753383
No i don't.
/thread
>>24753383
My girlfriend is vacationing elsewhere.
>>24757459
>Dat social proof
You'll be in their pants in seconds
Have I mentioned that I am the preeminent Proust scholar in the US?
>>24753522
Cringy af, that's why there is no hope for us robots.
>>24754802
this would work
>>24753383
I've gotta get back to the lab to run some samples on the icpms. How bout you come with so I can see your post missionary sex data
>>24753383
I like your hair, it looks like golden wheat bread which is my favorite kind. Do you like baking?
>>24753383
>to impress her
this made me quit this stupid game before even beginning
>>24753486
Anyone else hearing the beat to "Shake that"?
>>24753383
I must be charlie because you three are my angels..
