>Got invited to dinner at my home with parents and extended family today
>Family all talking about random shit
>Relationship shit comes up
>Get asked the typical bs about girls I know
>Give them the typical "yeah it's whatever you know, etc" to get them off my ass and cover my own
>Mom and sister leans up to my ear and says after I see them whispering for while with a serious face
>"You know anon, if you're gay you can just say it, it's okay to admit it and we won't love you any less"
>Give them a thousand yard stare for what seems like a good 30 seconds
>Ask them if they're serious
>They say they are and they will "support" me
>Say I'm not and try to maintain my cool but it just makes things more awkward
>Mfw
Jesus fucking christ.
I am that pathetic that my family thinks I'm a faggot? I've been trying to keep my coolface on and pretend I'm social for years, but apparently they've seen through my ruse somewhat and decided I must be a homo.
I don't know what to do know, I can't get a girl and now my whole family probably thinks I'm gay, what the fuck do I do.....
Might as well murder-suicide. It can't get any worse for you.
>>24753086
i would have loughed my arse out
why do u even have conctact with them when they bullshit you ?
>>24753086
I've brought girls home and my parents still asked if I'm gay.
I think parents just want a faggot kid now so they can brag about how understand and progressive they are,
>>24753320
Because they never did this before, it was just casual and we ate and tried to have a good time. This came out of no where and knowing the females in my family they probably spread this theory to every one else.
Now I have no where I can go to feel like I'm wanted and normal, this was my last place to relax, now my family thinks I'm a fucked.
>>24753086
I'd go full (verbal) elliot rodgers on their ass desu sempai including the words whore and so and such.
>>24753386
and what does that do? Just makes them think I'm insecure and proves their theory.
So fucking mad and depressed now, can't even have fun with my family without everyone thinking I'm a peter puffer.
did they ask you in front of the rest of your f a m, senpai?
>>24753572
>>Mom and sister leans up to my ear and says after I see them whispering for while with a serious face
Can you read nigga?
But I know those they probably spread it to at least the other females in my family because they can't keep their mouth fucking shut for any reason.
>>24753527
relax and fuck what they think
does that affect you in your everyday life ? i mean if your a loner than it just doesnt matter after al
>>24753527
who gives a shit if they think I would be insecure? actually why do you care if they think you're gay?
>>24753086
>it's okay to admit it and we won't love you any less
Don't worry you're not the only one to have been told this
>>24753615
I would like not everyone I'm faggot and I was thinking for years I fooled them enough to think I was normal. Don't want everyone in my family to think behind my back I some fag when they talk to me.
>>24753636
How'd you deal with it?
Classic desu senpai
why not just become gay, wouldn't it be a lot easier that way?
>>24753599
im just double checking because doing that in front of the whole family is so unbelievably along the lines of how r9k would describe the stereotypical woman to act in such a situation.
so vain, yet pretending to be caring about someone else.
>>24753527
just refuse to meet them anymore (dont be autistic about it, find some excuses etc). if they ask you why tell them that they apparently dont know you at all and that you would like to be spared of their talking behind your back.
>>24753663
I laughed it off. I feel like if I was too serious about it they would assume I was trying to hide something.
>>24753086
My own mother tried this shit with me. I told her, "Fuck you." Everyone got mad at me but I got my point across.
That's what it takes. You have to be mean about it for them to think you're actually straight.
>>24753086
enjoy getting gay christmas presents for the rest of your life OP
>>24753679
I was thinking of that but my family is the type that would be super serious. Saying you went behind my back would make them think I was trying to hide shit even more, seriously, this is the type of mother and sister shit I deal with. They conjure up they most benign shit and make it seem like it's much more important than it is.
>>24753766
Hmmm, might try this with a serious face. They aren't used to it but it might get the point across since I can feel they would bring it up again.
>>24753349
>I've brought girls home and my parents still asked if I'm gay.
I've brought TWO girls home and fucked them on my mom's bed.
She still thinks I'm gay.
What the fug?
>get into fashion
>wear skinny jeans and boots with heels
>like the femenine look
>parents probably think I'm gay as hell because they don't ask me about girls anymore
>to make it worse get an attractive autistic friend
>we're really good friends now and go to concerts and hang out all the time
>parents definitely think I'm gay now
I don't mind tbqh, ever since I got into fashion I've become too carefree.
>>24753086
THE FEEL IS TOO REAL
my mom thought i was gay
>>24753766
>acting like a brute
no
>>24753871
>implying women don't equate brute with straight
Doesn't matter if you are or not. You have to act that way if you want women to think you're straight. Facts of life.
>>24753086
>Go fuck yourselves you incestuous lesbian fucking duo
That's what you should have said
>>24753086
>I am that pathetic that my family thinks I'm a faggot?
Same happened to me, Anon...
My mother also said, very worried, that I should just tell them if I'm gay and that they would support me and just want me to be happy but that they are just so worried because I don't open up and don't have a GF etc etc et c
>>24753086
"Fuck off"
there you go
you have to be as rude as possible
>>24753086
your mother and sister both told you if you were gay they would still love you just the same
I think you should just appreciate you have a good family.
>Mom asks me if I'm gay
>Ask her why she would think that
>"You don't bring any girls over"
>Tell her I don't bring anyone over. I don't have friends. I don't have a life
>She doesn't respond
Seriously, why no gf = gay?
dont worry about it OP. just get a gf to prove youre not gay
>>24753832
You don't bring enough girls yet.
To normies parents, you must almost be a Chad so they are sure that you are Alpha and that you can procreate easily.
>>24754064
Easier said than done
>>24754125
Starting to believe this, actually had some girls sleep over and parents still pulled this shit
>had girls over
>fucked girls
REEEEEEEE
OUT OF R9K
They'd rather think you're gay than unable to socially thrive. Mostly because one is acceptable, the other reflects badly on their parenting.
>literally have no friends
>most of family knows this
>i don't get slack for not having a gf but only encouragement such as "you should start trying to pick up girls, use dating sites/apps, etc etc"
>>24753086
Offer to take your sis into your room and show her how gay you are.
>>24753086
Look dude, if even your sister would say she would support you, maybe it's not as bad as you think it is.
Maybe tell your mom about any crushes you had in school.
>>24753086
you should had lie and said thanks for understanding
why do people assume you're gay if you can't get a gf?
look at the graph
why can't they realize you're just not desireable?
>>24754907
Who made the studies?
>>24753086
Tell them you just don't have game.
>>24755209
Apparently it was taken off of a dating site or several. I don't remember exactly.
>>24755259
>or several. I don't remember exactly.
Too many to remember, gotcha
>>24755285
it's pretty realistic
I asked a coworker if she thought any coworkers looked good and she said no. I asked a male one and he said all of them
another time I was in class and another class was walking outside while the door was open. A black girl sitting near the door said all the guys in that class were ugly. I was stunned someone could make such a statement
>>24753086
go gay
suck thousands of throbbing dicks
go to hollywood and do gay porn
fuck sheen in the butt
>>24753086
Be glad that they would still be supportive even of you were a fag. I brother would always call me a faggot and question my sexuality all of time when I was younger. It was fucking hell. My parents simply told him, "No, he is NOT." Which is the truth. But in hindsight I realize that if I were gay, my whole family would have cast me away.
The only way to get off this ride is to get a gf. And even then, people will bring up how they thought you must be gay because you never talked to any girls when you were younger.
