>drink a bunch
>start texting my crush, begging her to come have sex with me
>she says no
>I start threatening to kill myself if she doesn't fuck me
>10 minutes later
>I hear sirens outside my dorm
I'm hiding in my closet right now.
holy shit holy shit am I going to jail?
There's knocking on my door
FUUUUUUCK
>>24753005
>holy shit holy shit am I going to jail?
Hopefully some kind of court-ordered psychiatric treatment at least.
holy shit, if this is real, i feel for you. Pictures?
>>24753038
buckle up for the comfy bus anon
Rush the paramedics and police as they come in
You'll either get killed or tranquilized
>>24753005
have fun in the loonybin its going to be mostly girls
so have fun with that
protip go to the door to the outside and dont listen to the nurses when they tell you to stand somewhere else
get security called on you and they will give you the good drugs that make you high as fuck
>>24753005
lmao OP you dun fuckin goofd
OP just come out of the closet.
>>24753005
is OP kill?proud of you
Have fun where you're going OP
You're fucking retarded as fuck.
>>24753005
Pathetic. You want love not sex and this stunt digs a deeper grave for your dumb sss
Should we keep this thread up and maybe op will come back in 12 hours or so? Let's hope he weaseled his way out of getting committed.
>>24753218
hes going to be there for 72 hours minimum and the time dont start till monday
>>24753218
I'm willing to bet he got a 72 hour hold. Doubt you can keep it alive long enough.
>>24753244
You're right, he can't possibly talk his way out of this one if he's an aspie. Being drunk doesn't help either.
What will become of OP?
OP you should have ran as soon as you heard sirens. Have fun in the loony bin. If you didn't want to kill yourself before, you will now.
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>>24753279
wewwwwwwwww lad
wew wew senpai desu guys
>>24753329
hes in an ambulance to go sit in the ER for a few hours till he gets admitted to a ward
>>24753339
>implying he isn't being v& right now
>implying the feds on scene aren't checking his shit out
>implying they're not in this thread RIGHT NOW laughing their ass off
quick, the feds are here. pretend to be normal.
>>24753372
can't tell if you're being serious or i'm just autistic, but the feds wouldn't show up for some retard who threatened suicide.
>>24753339
poopie butt
>>24753193
Don't tell him what he wants you pathetic freak.
>>24753588
Don't tell him what he doesn't need faggot
>>24753372
>mfw fuck the police
>>24753603
Men need sex. Love is fake. Watch this:
>>24753005
Men exclusively need sex, love isn't real.
>>24753640
Paul Wall babeh som'n like a ballah, candy paint drippin offa the olschool impallah
I'm sorry, but nostalgia, you know?
>>24753657
Don't tell me what to watch bitch
>>24753094
This is not true. They will strap you down and stick a needle of ativan in your ass to make you go to sleep.
>>24753970
My place gives an ativan haldol cocktail. Some nurses hate to give the shots though. I"m just a tech but once I"m finally a nurse then fuck yeah, 0.5 strikes and you're out! I love drugs and chemical restraints. Lets add some trazaodne or thorazine on top for good measure.
>>24754049
those feel pretty nice other than the shot in the ass part
>>24753005
Thisis a bad situation. I hope it turns alright.
