We post things we don't think other robots do
>I spray anti-antiperspirant on my ass
Keeps my ass from getting sweaty or briefs on a hot day.
>We post things we don't think other robots do
Like sex?
I have sexual relations and emotional relationships with adult women, but due to mutual dysfunctional behavior (usually more them than me) I ultimately remain single. It isn't that I don't want to eventually get married, it's just that chicks are fucking crazy bitches.
>/r9k/ does not do this
>>24751919
>>24751895
besides having sex.
I can shoot a spray of spit from under my tongue like a shitty squirt gun
I hangout with my 2 friends once a week.
>>24751832
I wish I had done this in HS desu
>On High School scholastic bowl team
>during match and sweating profusely out of my buttocks region
>trying to hold spaghetti in but get substituted
>kid sits in my seat
>gee why is this seat so wet
>kid blames my friend
>friend says "wasn't me, anon was sitting there"
>silence and unwelcome stares
>>24752097
I only recently started doing it, it's weird how much my ass sweats even though i'm thin and run a lot. Helps a lot.
I rub my fingers in the area between my sack and my inner thigh and smell it. I also put my finger in my belly button because I like the funky smell of it.
>>24751895
>>24751919
If your not a virgin, your not a robot.
>>24751832
>I spray anti-antiperspirant on my ass
>Keeps my ass from getting sweaty or briefs on a hot day.
I rub baby powder all over my asscrack and roastie because I hate the feeling of any wetness down there. Also a major reason that I don't like sex is because of how uncomfortable being wet feels.
>>24751968
my roomate could do that, we called it gleeking
>>24752190
I was going to use baby powder, but i hear it feels awkward and it stinks. I don't want to smell like an Indian so i opted for another route.
>>24752190
That roasties supposed to be wet.
I'll rub it dry 4 u ;)
>>24752237
It feels good actually. But yeah it does smell...it's a nice smell but pretty much everybody will be able to tell that you are wearing baby powder. That didn't dawn on me for quite a while after I started using it. I also used to put it in my hair when my hair was really greasy but I didn't have the chance to take a shower. Again it makes you smell like a baby power wearing weirdo but it made my hair feel more tolerable.
>>24752237
gold bond is the way to go. Had to use it all summer so I wouldn't chafe at work. Works like a charm.
>>24752310
Fair enough, as long as it feels good and it works is the main thing. You might get a look or two if someone notices a female wearing baby powder or probably none at all. I don't want to test out what people would think of a male smelling like baby powder on the other hand.
>>24752339
Was looking at that about half an hour ago, rather interested. But i won't pick one up until my antiperspirant runs out.
I like the Dove+men with the lotion in it. Feels good man.
>>24752108
Post nudes
blox
>>24752381
nah bro
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>>24752458
Gey
>>24752339
Good choice this stuff is mandatory in your bathroom
>google gold bond body powder
>third choice is "gold bond powder on balls"
Haha
>>24751832
do you mean deodorizing spray? I've never heard of antiperspirant spray
minute baby
i squat on the toilet and use my fingers to pull the poop out
when i feel a kidney stone coming through I just pull it out with my fingers
>>24752521
Baby pls
>>24752546
What do you use to split your dick open
>>24751832
>I spray antiperspirant on my ass
does it work? I should probably do this
feel love
I spray anti-depressants in my ass
>>24752761
What I've seen so far, yes.
Our toilet broke for like, 3 months, so yo flush it you had to fill a huge bucket with water from the tub. It was so tedious I grew accustomed to pee in the sink, its been 2 years and im still peeing on the sink from time to time, sometimes even while im brushing my theet,
>>24752702
a wrench
i rub bio oil on my penis and leave it there all night, since it has vitamin e properties it's good for blood flow and penis growth
I also always do kegels when i go for a piss.
>Inb4 small dick
I'm 6.9inches and a dick hard enough to slice a watermelon, not to mention my erections last a long fucking amount of time. Shame I've never used it on a women yet.
>>24751832
>>24753306
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion
czech em
>I rub my pussy twice a day
I have a recumbent bike I have to use. It keeps my legs in shape. I have to do this opposed to a whole body workout because my circulatory system is messed up and blood will pool in my legs nomatter how good of shape I'm in so I discovered making my legs super healthy and nothing else is what I need. If I don't do this, I will lose consciousness alot when I'm standing or walking. I still do, just not as much. I play vidya when I'm on it. If I have to sneak and aim, I will slow down or stop on the bike and will instinctively pedal faster if I am running in game.
I sometimes go weeks without masturbating.
>>24753602
yeah right f@malam
