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unlimited food or unlimited sex ? YOU CHOOSE NIGGERS I'd
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unlimited food or unlimited sex ?

YOU CHOOSE NIGGERS

I'd choose food
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After being a poor NEET subsisting on 1500 calories a day, I'd say Food.
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Food. Imagine the lifetime savings.
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unlimited food? feed everyone and myself
unlimited sex? fuck everyone and myself

hmmm
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>>24751047
Sex with whom?
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Sex because I'm a virgin and I only eat like 1 or 2 meals a day usually
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>>24751082
it's unlimited
there's no limit to who/what you can have sex with
same with the food
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What is the food, and who is the sex with? This will directly affect my decision.
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I would have to go with sex.
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CAn I have sex with anime girls the answer to this question is absolutely critical
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>>24751106
So I can have sex with the food too?
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>>24751047
more sex plz screamed the stable boy
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>>24751106
So sex with literally anyone I want whenever I want? And the food would be whatever I want whenever I want?
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>>24751116
>>24751128
>>24751132
UNLIMITED
NLIMITED
LIMITED
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MITED
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the food, if i could eat it without getting even fatter
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ids gonna be da food
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I can just fap being uncut

I can't make food appear out of thin air like the unlimited faps
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>>24751047
Food, to be honest with you, family.
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>>24751333
you think cutfags can't just fap? where does this idea come from?
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>>24751365
they can it just won't be as good as sex

heck fapping with my foreskin rolling up and down feels pretty fucking good
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people that have had alot of sex with ultimately choose food
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food family
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Food. Girls hate me, so fuck being around them.
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It depends on the parameters of the unlimited food. Do I essentially just never have to worry about starving anywhere on earth again?
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Hook me up with that good food familia. Fuck roasties.
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>>24751047
I choose unlimited sex and have sex with women who pay me to do it, thus allowing me unlimited funds to buy unlimited food. I broke your riddle fag.
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>>24751047
food

i dont need sex to live plus bitches love free meals
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Unlimited food, who the fuck would choose sex? Jesus christ, if I never had to pay for food for the rest of my fucking life I could afford all the sex I ever wanted
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>>24751467
Id fug that anime
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Sex obviously. Food isn't exactly hard to come by in a first world country.
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> conjure any kind of food without limit
> do this as a magic trick
> get tv show
> do it for women
> have sex with women because they are amazed

Food, clearly.
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>>24752032
or
>have sex with women
>eat their food
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Does food include beer?
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>>24752069
this is the definition of food and this comment is original
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>>24751047
Food.
That's money saved.
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Food! For sex I can just jerk off.
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anybody who doesn't choose food is an autist
>aquire unlimited food
>sell unlimited food
>now have unlimited money
>can buy as much sex as i please
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>>24751047
Unlimited sex

I'd just cook the women
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>>24751067
this

with unlimited food I don't even need a job
with all this free time and guaranteed security i can earn unlimited sex
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>>24752843
I would just open up a fuck hueg buffet restaurant and charge like fucking 1$ for lunch 11-4pm make billions
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>>24752294
I'm surprised I was for damn sure /r9k/ would pick sex
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Unlimited food, then build a house of jelly, with a pool of chocolate milk and get unlimited sex from girls wanting to sleep in the house.
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sex

I can grow my own food
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>>24752296
>doesn't understand economics
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>>24752296
>implying bought sex is as good as on demand sex with anyone you want whenever you want

>have sex with major political leaders
>convince them to do your bidding

unlimited sex is literally sheev status, unlimited power
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sex I'm fat enough already
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Food if I never get fat or clogged arteries or any of the bad shit.

Sex otherwise.
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>>24751397
While fapping uncut vs fapping cut is objectively better (coming from a cutfag), cut sex > uncut fapping. Sorry brah, time to get laid or take the unlimited sex.
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Unlimited food means any food right? I'd get tonnes of that really expensive food made with gold leaf, get the gold out of it then sell it. I now have unlimited food, unlimited money and by proxy unlimited sex.
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sex is a much more limited pleasure, so food, even if I could still get fat. unlimited food without weight gain wins by a landslide.
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What if I like to eat pussy?

Is that unlimited sex or food?
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Sex. I can always buy food. More importantly...

>It's more fun when they can't say no.
I'm assuming the "unlimited" parts means any kind of sex I want.
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>>24751047

Does this also mean I can choose to, "Fuck someone over?" Because that's some pretty powerful shit right there, yo.

Could I, "Fuck someone's life up," too?

Could I, "Fuck yo couch?"

How about fucking abstract ideas? Could I fuck someone's score over?

Because if so... food ain't shit compared to this.
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>>24753359
none of those are sex
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>>24753381

Still going to have to go with sex. It's almost Death Note like. Unlimited sex means any kind of sex I want... so I could use that to get, "The sex where she's signing the contract of her house over to me fetish while we fuck," kind of thing.
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>>24753418
>>24753188
exactomundo

sex is a much more powerful tool than food
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>>24753455
what is purpose of power except for get more sex?

food can be sold for any money required.
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>>24753300
I'd take the sex without the preggo or stds though too

but ur right sex is pretty 1 dimensional vs food desu family
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>>24753558
>what is purpose of power except for get more sex?
Respect, admiration, fear, food.
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>>24753558

The things you could get with sex could easily be sold at a higher profit. Especially if you do that "financial dominance," thing.
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This is a very loaded question

Unlimited food, as in different kinds? Or 1 kind of food for the rest of my life vs sex with different people? OR unlimited sex with 1 person vs different kinds of food?

Because I already live one of those heavens.
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>tfw you would be expected to feed the less fortunate if you picked unlimited food
>tfw unlimited sex would lose the appeal very quickly
ill just pick neither
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>>24753790
think about how tired and drain you would be with unlimited sex

I don't think unlimited sex comes with unlimited cum
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>>24751047
>food is a human need
>sex is a human want

So food
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>>24751148
Holy keksimus
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Food. Im skeligton mode so could finally get big by eating lots of healthy food. Once you're chad shape sex comes naturally
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>>24753790
>>tfw you would be expected to feed the less fortunate if you picked unlimited food
>implying I'd ever tell anyone about it
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>>24755358
Certainly wouldn't mind sharing my infinite food supply.

I also think that you'd get so used to sex it wouldn't even feel nice anymore.
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>>24751047
unlimited food = unlimited money = unlimited sex anyway
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Food, I'm so hungry right now it's not even like damn
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>>24752052
women would rather give up on sex than food
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