Who /mischief/ here?
>wear work boots
>not do any actual work
>ordering Subway
>"Which cheese would you like?"
>"Cheddar please."
>am lactose intolerant
>browse /r9k/
>have a gf
>drake says he doesn't make music for niggas who don't get no pussy
>have never seen a vagina in my life and virgin
>listen to take care and just downloaded what a time to be alive anyways
>my brother's headphones are broken
>i tell him i broke them
>i really didn't
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>walking to my best friends house after getting permission from my mom
>crossing street
>don't look both ways
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>my brother's headphones
I wear them
>his ear wax
I eat that
>volume to high
i hear that
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Wow this board really is shit.
>delivering packages
>many people tell me to "have a good day"
>I proceed to have a bad day
>oneitis turned crush that i think, think i almost scored with? Anyway; have moodswings due to shit like this
>am in a high
>sit in class when lecture is about to start
>use an extra chair to put my pack on
>sumone pokes me from behind. It's her!
>she asks if i'm using the extra chair
>feel the world light up! My only girl, have come to give in to your destiny and unite with your true match? At last... i will literally get you. Me. You. Unbelievable... i don't want to ever wake up from this moment, thanks for accepting me... never wake me up... CAN'T FALL ASLEEP!
>realise it's the same trap as always and that the succubus is just using me to get what she wants
>immediately say "yes.." with boldness and turn away
>she is shocked
>turn my head back again and see she has already fled
tfw; really wish i could have stayed in the highs
