OH GOD DAMN IT WHY WAS I DUMB ENOUGH TO USE NAIR ON MY NUTSACK JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone else know the feel?
>>24749306
>chemical hair removal? yes, I do know the feel. also, the same day I was having gf at my place and she started blowing me like usual. and then she went for my nutsack to lick and suck it. it was just pink and she didn't realize that something was wrong until I told her to stop. i thought that she'll make it better but in fact her saliva started burning my already burned nutsack. i had to was it and she told me that it tasted like iron somewhat. we fucked anyway.
>>24749306
wtf? it's essential if you play Captain Falcon dude
>>24749306
not as dumb as me, OP
>don't feel anything while fapping
>put ghost pepper sauce on dick because i thought it would make it more sensitive
>just dabbed a little on the shaft
>"this isn't too bad i don't even feel anythi-"
>entire dick and ballsack feel like there on fire
>the most excruciating 30 something minutes of my life
>if it touched anything it would burn more
>go into shower and run cold water on it
>helps a little but still hurts like hell
>hour later dick is back to normal like nothing happened
it wasn't pleasureable in the least way
>>24749306
Lol, next time use this. It's in Wal-Mart in the "ethnic haircare" area
>>24749470
Chemical hair removal is what I'm feeling. Super convenient, but risky as hell.
>>24749601
Jesus christ dude, I hope you're joking.
>>24749712
So just shave pubes normally with this shit on?
>>24749306
Use it on your ass hair next time anon. Trust me.
>>24749601
>ghost pepper sauce
>>24749984
That sounds like a great idea. Thanks!
i did that once OP
put some icyhot on your balls and go take a really hot shower
There is literally nothing more effective than a bladed razor and some shaving cream. It takes forever, it's messy, it's terrifying as fuck, and it's still the only way to shave your dick and balls. Electric razors snag on your skin, which is painful and causes bleeding. Plus, the hair grows back quicker. Waxing is expensive and also painful, nearly impossible to do on your own. The hair foam that OP tried is a death wish. Fuck having ball hair
>>24749714
>>24749782
You must be mad, fellas. NEVER fucking EVER use chemical hair removal on ANY sensitive areas. Even armpits and chest will probably be fucked. Shit's useless, so just shave your hair or do that permanent hair removal ffs.
>>24749782
christ no. It's a depillatory, just not as chemically fucked as nair because it's meant to go on people's faces.
>>24750265
>Electric razors snag on your skin, which is painful and causes bleeding.
you're supposed to use a guard on it so that doesn't happen
>>24749601
kek
natural selection at work
I hope it harmed your balls permanentlynot that you'll have sex anyway
>>24750287
Wouldn't the guard prevent you from shaving the hair down to the skin tho?
>>24750273
That's like Zeus mode
>>24750325
yea but you shouldn't fully shave your pubes anyway, just trim it. ingrown hairs aren't fun
>>24750323
>hour later dick is back to normal like nothing happened
it's fine
>shaving pubic hair
fucking normies keks...
>>24750375
fug man, going to have to buy a new razor.can you recommend one? I've been using a $30 battery powered razor I got from Wal-Mart.
ITT: How we deal with pubic hair.
>>24750539
There is no dealing, only suffering
>>24750449
i don't even know what i use, just some cheap beard trimmer that has a couple guard attachments.
don't use electric razors on your balls, guard or no guard, the skin is too loose and you don't want your ball skin getting caught. stretch your ball skin out so it's taught and just shave it, easiest way i've found for ball hair.
>>24750582
>taught
meant taut...
>>24750618
Maybe he teaches his ball skin to stretch.
Does anyone have any experience with wet and dry epilators? I've tried dry epilating and it is a goddamn nightmare. Shaving just doesn't last long enough for me but I don't want to do anything permanent.
How the fuck do pornstars shave their junk? Why has this never been asked or answered? They need to keep that shit clean for a living, so I'm sure they use the best, least painful method
>>24750709
>epilator
How about fuck no, that shit looks like the US uses it to torture captured terrorists.
>>24750767
almost all of them get waxed
>>24750859
but anon...why can't life be simple and pain free..
>>24750842
Can't deny that it works though.
>tfw just barely get close to pubes with it and the pain goes from a 6 to a 10 in an instant
Remember in Factotum when Chinaski gets crabs and he goes to the pharmacy and buys this pesticide cream anti-crab gel stuff and he's so determined to kill his pubic lice that instead of leaving it on for 15 minutes and then rinsing the like the bottle says, he determines to leave it on for two hours and really roast the bastards but after 20 minutes it starts to tingle, then by minute 30 it's burning and by the hour mark he can't take it and jumps in the tub but his balls and crotch are burned so bad his girlfriend has to wrap him in gauze like a diaper so he can go to his first shift as a night janitor in an office building
This thread reminded me of that.
>>24750436
watch cum tribute videos and you will see some lonely lonely men cumming on pictures of Chloe Moretz with shaved pubes.
working-class mid-century literature to men cumming on pictures of actresses
bravo 4chan
