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Dear robots, I wouldn't call myself a fembot, but I am
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Dear robots,

I wouldn't call myself a fembot, but I am ugly, and awkward, so I just thought I would say hi. What is an ugly awkward girl called? The opposite of Stacey is....?
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>>24748357
Whore.
Annoying attention whore.
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Helga
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Beth or Bertha lol?
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>>24748393
Beth? I think that is a pretty name. Bertha, yeah.

>>24748378
Good one.

>>24748377
That isn't a name.
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show us how ugly
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>>24748528
Why does it matter. Ugly is ugly.
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>>24748617
because you are probably hot and being a retarded bitch about it.
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you're still a alpha fucking beta provider marrying whore who fucks the top 10% in your youth and marries some poor beta when you start to lose your youth

all women are whores, never love or trust one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR1KKL2s678
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>>24748357
>but I am ugly
Mystery said she was ugly, but I would breed with her.
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>>24748761
Being breedable is always a compliment.
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>>24748788
I would love and provide for you as well. Just saying I would cum inside of her with no condom.
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>>24748834
You are sweet. Thanks for being so romantic.
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>>24748378
I also like this. I wouldn't mind being a Helga.

How about Macy since it rhymes with Stacy but is a name for mousy, awkward girls?
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>>24748860
s s so u r going to show us h h how ugly???????
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>>24748378
Wouldn't look bad if it weren't for the unibrow to be honest family.
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Matilda
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>>24748887
I just don't see what good that would do other than having you guys all spend an hour telling me how ugly I am.
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>>24749095
we have nothing in life. please give us something
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Beth, Emily, Lauren/Laura, Wendy.

>>24748761
Did she post a picture of herself?
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>>24749095
because you made this whole thread announcing you're a girl, which means you kinda sorta want to but are a little scared at the same time
no one is going to recognise you, as long as you aren't an idiot and take a new picture no one will be able to find you, just skip the false modesty and post the picture
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>>24749171
I doubt its really that bad, but ok, here.
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>>24749188
Im not worried someone will recognize me. Not like I am famous. What difference does it make if it is a new picture?
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>>24749276
you are ugly, but i would still put my nose in your butthole
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>>24749276
bloxbloxbloxbloxbloxbloxboxbloxbloxbloxbloxblox
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>>24749313
I meant to take a new one as opposed to using a facebook image or something.
>>24749276
you're certainly not ugly, just not especially attractive either
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>>24749276
ew go away ogre
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>>24749361
Oh, yeah, k, I get it. And, thanks!
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>>24749333
Checked bloxx
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>>24749276
show us your naked ass. or tits. but ass would be better.
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>>24749411
she looks flat chested. probably no ass either.
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GUYS IM SO UGLY

IM A ROBOT

PLEASE RESPOND BECAUSE IM A GIRL
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>>24748357
Rose, Rosemary, Lisa.
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>>24748877
no wrong, all the Macy's or "mayce" or "maize" or however they spell it, all of them were fat slutty whores mmmkay
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>>24749276
are you happy to be getting your attention now you whore?
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>>24749487
no one comes here to fish for compliments, especially girls who arent 100 percent perfect.
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>>24749471
Actually, I am not flat chested. My one redeeming quality for some, I guess.

>>24749513
Yep! Thanks!
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>>24749519

oh and you know that for a fact? Wow great point Stacy, go ride your choice of the chad's now
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>>24749550
I don't know that. But I didn't say that. That was someone else.
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>>24749487
grill here and i cant take it when people do that, especially IRL. i have female coworkers who tell me over and over how ugly/fat they are, and they're just normal looking. i have tried telling them they look normal and they just keep repeating this shit about being ugly. now I say nothing but it's still concerning when people do this because my autist brain cant tell the difference if they are trying to get a compliment (why.png) or if they are sad and want me to reassure them
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>>24749519
98% of the women who post are the typical basic bitch with self-esteem issues. They claim they are socially awkward little ugly ducklings who aren't like the 10/10 stacies and act like they are a bottom of the barrel dumpster fire.

When they post their picture here it is 100% confirmed looking for compliments, including on a board where the thirst is real and you don't have to compete for attention like on /soc/. Just like all the robots who post pictures cry about being ugly when they are 5/10's. Only about 30% of the robots are untouchables, the rest are just women lite.
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>>24749613
post your picture so we can compare to OP. then you guys can have hot cyber sex while we watch.
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>>24749548
Tits please. Clothed if you must, but much prefer to see nipple.
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>>24749276
wow its nothing
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>>24749613
Here is a spoiler for life for you so you can understand woman from men who understand women.

You can't reassure women who feel bad about themselves. They need to get the fuck over themselves and learn to be comfortable in their own skin. They are the same type of woman who complain about how they have to meet society standards and how said standards are too high.

Dealing with women is a suffering, there is a reason a lot of old jokes about marriage end up being how the woman ruins the man's happiness when she isn't happy. Women like making problems out of nothing and making every mans life horrible having to listen to the same pointless dribble about their own personal problems that they make everyone else's because for some reason evolution won't train women to be independent beings free of judgement of others.
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>>24748761
Dude, she is ugly. Have some standards
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>>24749276
Show us your feet
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>>24748357
I prefer cumdumpster.
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>>24749655
Sorry, I must clothed.
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>>24749276
This is a guy. Don't fall for it. These trap threads are getting more and more desperate every day. It's a fucking mental illness. This dude can go fuck himself in his ass with a rusty bar.
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>>24749806
You photoshopped the nipple on, faggot!
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>>24749276
I hate how every girl here is actually pretty and white. You may be incredibly plain in a place full of Chads and Staceys, but you could easily be considered very pretty in a lot of places. Try being an ugly shitskin girl where even just being white would have made all the difference.
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>>24749806
>>24749821
big tits for a guy
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>>24749841
cant tell shit by that.

Hand bra. It is the only way, OP. prove it.
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>>24749737
This please, OP.
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>>24749936
footfags please leave
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>>24749841
How can you tell through clothes? It's a guy. Obvious deception is obvious. Or he's on hormones or whatever faggots do to themselves these days.
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>>24749885
No. The only way to prove anything is seeing genitalia. He looks like a sissy fuccboi who pretends being a woman makes him a unique snowflake.
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>>24749966
>footfags please leave

Ftb
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>>24749979
>>24750003
(shhhh, dont be too obvious that you are trying to trick her, she may figure it out)
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>>24750024
They would never do that!! Would they?
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>>24750024
>she

It's not a woman you fuckface. He wouldn't get any attention if he said he was just a mentally ill boy.
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>>24748877
my dog's name is macy

kek
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OP show ass so I can go to sleep. Pleasssssse
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>>24748357
Lacey.

Just how chad has thad.
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>>24748357
Are you the sweetie from the other day who posted the bomb-making instructions?
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>>24749276
I would be your beta orbiter if you'd like
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>>24750356
You want my ass to put you to sleep?

>>24750500
That is sweet of you, thanks!

>>24750485
No, not me.
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>>24748357
>Inverse of Stacey should be Yecats (Yecats>cats>Cathy)
>Opposite of Stacey = Cathy

>Inverse of Chad is be Dahc (Dahc>Dick)
>Opposite of Chad = Dick

What do you guys think?
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>>24749548
Please show us your breasts. I think you're pretty. 7-8/10 by looks alone
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>>24748357

Susan is a standard fat/ugly girl name.
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>>24750656
My breasts arent nice enough to warrant a lie like that, but thanks for the fake compliment anyway.
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>>24750715
at least reward him for ttrying
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>>24750558
You sure, honey?
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>>24750715
>My breasts arent nice enough to warrant a lie like that, but thanks for the fake compliment anyway
Kek, how do breasts ever look bad, seriously, are they mangled and/or misshapen, if not then your breasts look good (breasts look good by default)
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>>24750649
>dahc
>dock
fuck off navy recruiter
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>>24750715
What is you're name anyway?
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>>24750989
Alison. Thanks for asking.
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>>24750558
I mean it
I'm not dangerous, I've never hurt anything in my life except for insects and one time I was running after a cat and a car hit her.
If you have a kik or anything, I'd literally do the most cringy things for you. I've orbited a girl who would just make me google shit for her. I never complained or failed her once.

Please respond even if you're going to say no. Please explain why and talk to me. I'm really desperate for even a few words with you. ;_;
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>>24751062
post skype id, maybe she will message you
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>>24751056
Faker
Your face's pic was taken by a phone camera and this by a webcam. Why aren't they taken by the same device?
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>>24751126
Same crappy webcam, sorry.

Here is my rear end. I am going to bed now. Thanks for being nice.
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>>24751157
Yeah. Totall
>>24751157
Timestamp or gtfo
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>>24751062
>>24751157
downsideupheg is my skype
I have kik too
I'm the one who was being nice
The guy demanding nudes is a douchebag and an asshole
I'd never ask you for nudes, ever
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>>24748378
i've honestly always thought this name was beautiful and if i ever have a daughter i want to name her helga... no one i know agrees with me
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>>24749276
defs a trap

not bad looking, but a trap nonetheless
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There's not really much of a difference between an attractive woman and an unnattractive woman. Both will have men lining up to date them. The only difference is that the attractive women will have more attractive men to choose from.

There's no reason to come up with a whole new name for ugly, awkward girls. Stacy fits them as well as it does any other woman.
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>>24749276
so hot
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>>24751157
No time stamp, please stop lying
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>>24750715
This is the anon that complimented you. I wasn't lying. I'm more concerned with the quality of your personality anyway.
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