>have routine when I go to bed
>have notepad files on my desktop that tell me things I want to do tomorrow just in case I forget (I never fucking forget something just pushes me to make these fucking things BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS RETARDED)
>have to check all of them 5 times exactly
>have to then turn my case fans to quiet so they won't accidentally start up loud
>THEY'RE ALREADY ON QUIET
>STILL HAVE TO CLICK QUIET FOUR TIMES EXACTLY
>then have to clear my cache three times exactly using RUN
>then have to go back to all my notepad files and check them 5 times each again to make sure nothing changed
>can finally shut computer down
>then have to check my door lock an unknown amount of times, my brain just eventually clicks and says "its locked now" even though it's visibly locked
>when this is finally done, I can go to sleep
>get all comfy and start to drift off
>OH JESUS FUCK I FORGOT SOMETHING
>SHOULD I RESTART MY COMPUTER AND ADD IT TO THE "REMEMBER" FILE OR JUST WRITE IT ON PAPER AND PUT IT UNDERNEATH MY MOUSE

>if restart computer, proceed to add to the file
>then proceed to do the whole fucking process over again


ABSTRACT
KIND
OF
HELL

>>24747159
okay wow that blows my thing out of the fuckin water.

>>24747062
>laying face down on couch sleeping
>imagine myself turning 360 degrees in a spinning motion on the couch
>keep imagining it while not even doing it
>can't stop thinking about it, just keep spinning and spinning in my mind
>had to get up off the couch

I remember that from when I was a kid. When I get high I tend to bring up this latent OCD shit that I seem to have. I am normal sober though.

When I get too high I start imagining something sharp going into my eyes and ears, then I cant stop thinking about it. I will sort of cringe at the thought of an ice pick digging through my ear or eyes. Then the thought sticks with me all night.

>>24747257
yeah it's godawful

this one is pretty usual
>washing hands almost after evrything i do
>become nervous if cant wash them for a while because i "cant" touch my face like a fucking autist then

>be me in 4th grade
>tired of kids touching my desk or bumping into it while walking to their seats and shit
>each day my mommy would put a bottle of water in my lunch box
>I figured out that if you take off the plastic thing under the cap and flip it inside out these little plastic spiky things stick out around it
>figure out that they slide perfectly onto the desk legs
>spend 4 days collecting 4 spiky things and when I have enough I take them out of my little desk drawer (remember when desks had storage, i miss that shit) and put them on the legs
>kids walk past my desk and get there legs scratched up
>people call me weird but it didn't even matter cause by the end of the week I had that whole class trained, everyone would go out of there way to avoid bumping into my desk
>I'm a genius
idk if that's ocd, but around the same age I used to have to repeat different catchphrases for different actions I wanted to do (i.e. if I was about to run I had to make the sound effect of a car engine starting, if I wanted to turn on the shower I had to whistle, etc.)

>>24748420
>Successfully defeated the normies
You are my new fucking hero anon

>>24747062
>>24747345
You don't have OCD. You aren't "quirky" or "random".

>>24747159
But you can make all of that funnier simply by narrating it

>>24748420
I'd like a son like you

>>24749093
No one said they were quirky or random. I think you have autism.

>>24749071
I'm the hero /r9k/ needs, but not the one it deserves
>>24749198
I'd like a daddy like you <3

>Left sock/shoe first, always. The whole day is ruined if I get it wrong.
>everything on a table must align in some way when I'm eating
and recently, I've found myself counting my steps.

>>24749159
shit that might be a good idea