If you're such a pathetic lonely shit, why don't you just learn to lucid dream.
There's also tulpas but that sounds fucked up.
>>24745887
>lucid dream
dont do that. i seized in my sleep
>>24745887
too much work
if i could put that much work into learning a skill i would do something actually useful
>>24745887
Teach me how senpai, I can't seem to do it, tried pretty much everything.
>>24745960
But you won't do anything useful anyway. Why not learn a skill that can give yo u even more escapism.
>>24745961
You need to git gud.
Dream journal, I use a ipad or my phone.
Poke your palm for reality check.
Tell yourself over and over you're going to lucid dream.
Or stay up for 24+ hours, lay still on your back and don't move ever, not even your tongue or swallow, till your chest feels heavy and you're now in sleep paralysis.
>>24746128
ty senpai, I shall give it a try.
Is there food or drink that I can have that will make it more intense/likely?
>>24746177
There is shit like calea, but not really worth it.
It's just free wasted money.
>>24746212
Thanks man, really appreciate the help!
>>24746242
No problem, all robots should learn proper escapism.
>why don't you just learn to lucid dream
Because I won't be able to enjoy it because I know it's not real.
>>24746396
>Not wanting to fuck hot girls i outer space while you gun down a planet-sized dragon
Shit is so fucking cash fa.m
>>24746736
But you're not actually doing it. I wouldn't get any lasting enjoyment out of it.
>>24746759
It does feel incredibly real though, I've done it quite a few times and it just keeps getting better the more you do it. The enjoyment is very real though.
>>24746798
You're not getting it. It doesn't matter if it feels real. It's not. And I know it's not. I will be unable to enjoy it for longer than 10 minutes after waking up, just as I am unable to enjoy normal dreams.
>>24746835
It's your choice but I'd say it's still worth a shot. Having a fist-fight with godzilla was still really fun.
>>24746835
Dude shut up can you not enjoy anything without questioning it's basis in reality? STories and movies and cartoons aren't real either, but someone thought them up so admire the creativity or the story or the experience, fuck your negativity.
Because sleep paralysis is too spook for me, I was born with the top rate coward's heart. I feel like someone has a grasp on my heart before entering sleep paralysis. It only makes sense I can't even talk to girls. Can't believe some days I manage to.
>>24745887
But I'm scared of terrifying/nightmare shit happening when doing so.