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manlets on suicide watch
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Isn't Selena Gomez taller than beiber and she's only like 5'5? Why are they pretending he's not a manlet
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>>24745153
But...but I thought it was just memes?
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>>24745153

>there are people below 6'7" that think they're tall

kek when will you short faggots learn?
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>tfw 6'3"
>tfw it's the equivalent of having big boobs as a guy

Feels good man
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>>24745153
>being this picky
She'll die alone hopefully

>>24745281
>big boobs as a guy
Did you word this wrong?
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>tfw go out into the world
>tfw only guys I see with gfs are over 6'6
>tfw short men are never seen with gfs
>tfw the genotypes that allow men to be short have no way to propagate in our species
>tfw short men aren't even real anymore.
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This shit is just a meme.

I'm 6'7 and I'm a kissless virgin. Meanwhile, my manlet 6'4" friend is slaying pussy left and right. Don't believe every meme you read on 4chan.
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>>24745281
>tfw taller than 6'5 (1m96)
>tfw I have to buy overpriced pants online since everythingI tried here don't even go past my ankle.
>tfw I also have to buy shoes online
>tfw I can't wear regular shirts because they won't cover properly my arms
>tfw always hitting my head and struggling in cars and trains.
>tfw grew so fast my joints are all frail and I even have stretch marks all over my arms, shoulders and legs.

I wish I could give 10cm to some manlet here, everyone would be happy
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>>24745153
to be honest she's like 6' and a world-famous supermodel, i think she can afford to be picky
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do tall people even enjoy their height? I imagine back problems to be hell
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>>24745459

she was throwing herself all over JB at a club and went home with him.

This is just her covering her tracks.
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>>24745459
>SHE'S a supermodel
>ugly as fuck

LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
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How badly would women flip their shit if Bieber said "Anyone over a decade older than him is a friend"
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>>24745441
170cm halfling here, I-I'll take those 10cm please
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>>24745153
>professional whore whores on her private time

If you want to be successful, you take some work home with you, everyone knows that.
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>>24745441
Give me those 10cms, right now.
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>>24745509
>ugly as fuck

Nigga what? shut the fuck up manlet you just are trying to smother your feelings
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>>24745153
6' 7" and up are statistical outliers. She's just fetishizing at that point which is fine by me and I wouldn't get mad at that. I have a fetish for 5' 11" blonde girls with hip long hair.
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>>24745585
You think this narcissistic barbie doll is attractive? Lmao.

Nice strawman though.
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>>24745541
>>24745573

I would gladly give to the shorter guy
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>>24745531
>How badly would women flip their shit if Bieber said "Anyone over a decade older than him is a friend"

Or anyone heavier. or anyone under DD. or anyone with kids.

:banderas:
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>>24745509
nice opinion but you should tell that to victoria's secret and marc jacobs instead of posting about it on a laotian puppetry forum
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>>24745459
She's not even 5'10, fuck out of here
>to be fair
Hello numale!
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anybody under 6 7

that includes everybody on this board

get fucked get fucked

end your life
end your life
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>>24745509
>thinking adriana lima is ugly as fuck

you've gone full neckbeard
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>>24745645
How many big blockbuster movies are pure shit, but still make millions?

Exact same thing.
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>>24745664
>le fedora maymay
That's all you can bring? You seriously like this narcissistic, generic barbie spic?
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>>24745618
:banderas:
Fuck outta here with your coli smileys
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>>24745153
why is this even an article?
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>>24745646
just googled it and she's 5'10, still tall for a woman. i said to be "honest", not fair, because of hiroshima's filter
>>24745669
i don't even find her that attractive, i just stated a fact, she's literally a supermodel lmao
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So she wouldn't fuck Michael Jordan if he approached her but she'd fuck Lebron?
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>>24745710
I know. Still does not mean anything except she meets the industries standards.
Does not mean she is objectively pretty.
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>>24745509
she's heneric looking as fuck

yes she doesnt have any facjial deformities to call her ugly, but not very striking either

alas

beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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6'7" here, been referred to as "tall dark and handsome"

>implying I want pussy

Bitches mad.
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im gonna meme all over this bitch

HER CAREER IS OVER

fuckin 30 minutes, bros

happening thread tomorrow
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>>24745736
but i completely agree with you pham, why are you sperging out
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>>24745773
>taking 30 minutes to meme on someone's face
l2orgasm control
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>>24745776
Ah, right. I got other replies from butthurt fags with stupid fallacies and I assumed you were joining em.
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>>24745324
>Did you word this wrong?

>tfw it's the male equivalent of having big boobs as a girl

There you go, my Nazi friend. My humblest apologies for any confusion.
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>>24745903
It's not really grammar nazi. Your sentence genuinely made no fuckin sense.
Took me a minute
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>>24745153
We are living in an age of revolution. Who is a good provider and a good father (and personality among lesser things) no longer matters. What matters is who conforms to the ever stricter requirements to mate. Height, weight, muscle tone, race, penis size, finances, status, all of the things we thought only the lesser species valued is taking center stage.

Despite the fact that the Allies won the war and eugenics in a utilitarian sense has been outlawed, the concepts of a master race are still very much alive and well, thanks to the general populace. As a logical man, it fills me with optimism to think the human race as a whole is striving towards even brighter horizons, but as a human, a living, social organism who desires to love and be loved, to reproduce, it fills me with shame and anger that I am part of those being culled. I suppose that;s my primate brain talking though.

As a sentient being, there is no benefit to dwelling on an unsolvable quandry; rather, by understanding the current state of events, the only logical choice is to abandon biological imperatives of reproduction and turn towards perhaps the most human goal of life: to enjoy it.

Call me what you may, a retard edgelord cringemonger, but search your hearts, you know it to be true. Accept that our breed is destined to be cut out of the cloth of humanity, leaving only the strong and fast and successful.

What we are seeing is a manifestation of this. Welcome to the new world; the world of 6'5" minimum men with >5% bodyfat and who are all capable of making the 4 minute mile, who are fair of skin and hair, with 8 inch penises and who can confidently lead a group of their peers.

In the meantime, I'll be waiting for VR to get to a point where I can abandon this shit fucked world and enjoy what little time I have on this earth.
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>>24745951
*Re-evolution.
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>>24745951
Tell me about it. Narcissism in first world countries is like fucking bread on butter.
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>>24745366
I know a >5'10 who have qt gfs. They have mad social skills though and are funny as fuck
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>>24745989
5'10" is perfectly fine.
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>>24745951
oh get a grip dude
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>>24745366
>tfw short men are never seen with gfs

nuh uh, i see that shit all the time
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>>24746028
>Implying any of what he said is false, despite all the flowery bullshit he used to say it.

The feeble don't reproduce and the strong do. This is high-school level science.
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>>24745951

And you'll just be told to 'stop being so bitter' and 'stop being entitled.'

Normalfags will never, ever be able to empathize with the likes of us. They are hypocritical narcissists who are unable to fathom what it feels like to be cast out.

You're on point though, enjoy your time here as much as possible.
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She isn't exactly a looker, good luck meeting those expectations bitch.
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>be just under 6'1" without shoes
>manlets are always insisting I have to be 6'3"+because the truth is blowing their cover
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>>24745664
The bitch has a whole cake on her face. She looks like any waitress.
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I would love to restart my life as a 6'7 wing or forward for the NBA, I don't even want to be the most dominate like Kobe, Lebron, Bird, Johnson or Jordan I'd just like to be a loyal role player for a team, even willing to take a paycut to help us win, i.e Kyle Korver or Danny Green

Sadly I have no reason to even exist familia tbqh
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>>24746081
he writes all that stupid shit over one womans opinion

i see plenty of men "under 6'7" with women hotter than this bitch
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>>24746161
Doesn't matter why someone wrote something, just matters whether it's right/of value or not.

Shakespeare wrote a shitload of sonnets to some random broad and we're still reading them hundreds of years later. This guy's definitely no Shakespeare but anyone who keeps there eyes peeled sees the same shit Adriana Lima is saying being said by less prettier, less successful women.
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I have a half-spanish, balding ( at 22) manlet friend who has slain more pussy than any of you. He doesn't give a fuck, it's like he's got some mental illness called chadism which makes him succeed with women.
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>>24746223
Chadism is hereditary senpai, or at least is developed only early in life. If someone misses their window to become a chad then they never will.
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>>24746218
are you equating this bitch to shakespear?

IM OUT

nice b8 m8

take your kekold fantasies elsewhere
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>Anyone below 6'7

Bitch that's like the entire male population.
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>>24746276
>are you equating this bitch to shakespear?
>specifically said he isn't, only using as an example

>"fuck, I don't feel like arguing, just gonna pretend like one small thing invalidates his whole argument then claim to leave."

K
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>>24745761
I-I'm a trap, c-can I be your wife?
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>>24745153
Over 6'5' is just awkwardly tall.

I would not want it.
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>>24746360
>wife
No but you can
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>shorter
>5 foot 9

He's not shorter, he's average. FUCK
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>>24745951
>As a logical man, it fills me with optimism to think the human race as a whole is striving towards even brighter horizons, but as a human, a living, social organism who desires to love and be loved, to reproduce, it fills me with shame and anger that I am part of those being culled. I suppose that;s my primate brain talking though.
so youre saying the "brighter horizons" are less human(e)?
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Over 6'5" is too tall
unless she wants massive cock
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>>24746390
>5'9"
>average
Manlets will NEVER learn.
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What if a man's 5'4", but he has a 13 inch cock?
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>>24746395
Brighter horizons in the sense that since the average human is capable of more, then our great men and women can push even farther. As for how humane it is, I can't say. Nature is often cruel by human standards.
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Reminder that manlets will never be boyfriend/husband material.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4
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>>24746504
Too small and too big, so even worse
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6'7"? Really? Does she know how tall that actually is? I'm not even mad, just confused. That's freakishly tall, anyone that tall always looks miserable.
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>tfw 5'6"
>tfw when it's been posted before
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>>24746560
Her ex husband is a basketball player, at 6'7 he's likely a shooting guard or a small forward, they tend to have great athletic frames albeit slim in comparison to bigs.

Pic related is listed at 6'11 but more likely 6'9, he doesn't seem all that miserable and has a better physique than most men a foot shorter than himself.
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>>24745645
>laotian puppetry forum

God damn it. This made me laugh way harder than it had any right to.
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>short bitches joke on men their own size and want their genes out of the pool
>they proceed to give birth to manlets anyway
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>>24746520
im not sure what you mean by "capable of more", if its not about being better people. optimizing utility functions isnt what makes us human, or good.
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lol

fuck manlets

we need to exterminate their shitty genes
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>>24745509
I'm all for shitposting my man but she is objectively gorgeous

Like I hate sluts and I hope she dies and all that but she's good looking

never go full necbkeard
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>>24748053
>makeup face
>objectively gorgeous
>objectively
Opinion discarded.
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>>24745153
>>24745245

What grinds my gear is that these same dumb whores would be crying murder if a guy said he wouldn't date a girl because she's too fat.

You just know they would.. Yet they make fun of short guys.
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>>24745407
KEKELS
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>bizzare hollywood ayylmao faced slut only wants ayylamo ten foot tall slenderchad

i don't care what happens in california
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>>24745153
>majority of the human race is below 6'7

who does this cunt think she is?

Reminder if a girl makes fun of your height she's not worth going with
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>be friends with men all of shapes and sizes
>they all are able to have normal love lives despite /r9k/ saying that darkskins and manlets can't find love

literally just take good of yourself and be confient
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>>24748204

I've had women mad at me because I said "no" when they asked me if I would date a single mum. Don't ask questions if you can't handle answers.

Fuck this shit, if a woman can send my resume in the trash can for being short, I sure can be picky too.
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>>24745761
>dark
fuck off nigger
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I wish Hitler was still alive. He might've been a manlet but he'd annhilate all you cunts out the gene pool if he had to.
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>>24748438

Women are hypocrites. They do this double standard shit all the time.

Does anyone have that screenshot of a dumb whores asking an anon how tall he is and he answered, then he proceeded to asked her "how much do you weight?" and she said "does it matter?" then anon said "why does my height matter?" Roastie couldnt respond.
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>>24748570
I'm sure most people saw the meme from meninist

> women with a grin and lips biting: if your height starts with 5 foot...
> man: when your weight starts with 2...

The dude ended up getting flak from women and orbiters. It's simply amazing...

Yeah, this world is filled with double standards, and hypocrisy. Men showcase it as well.

I usually laugh at people that gives a shit about politics, religion, race, and gender. Let the endless loop of frustrations, hurtfulness, and buthutt from normies, and muh identity defenders die with no peace.
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>>24745366
While not quite that bad I do see something similar here

During the later afterwork hours it seems like every guy over 6'1" is ALWAYS in the company of a female. Sometimes even more than one. There are shorter guys that might be with a girl too, but there are also a lot of shorter guys that are alone or with other guys.

But the tallfags always have a girl with them. Now that we're being bred out in another thousand years humans will all be 7'+ and riddled with joint problems and everyone will take medication just to walk and keep their heart pumping.
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>>24745531

Pretty reasonably, actually. Not wanting to date older than yourself has an understandable, non-shallow basis that makes feeling that way perfectly acceptable. Shit, you'd be looked at weird FOR dating someone more than a decade older than you at JB's age.

Now, if he said "Anyone weighing more than 10 lbs. more than him is just a friend", that's a different story.
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im only 6'3 how should I kill myself?
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6'7 is NBA tier. You better hope to god you ball or at least have an interest in fitness if you're that tall.
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>>24748546

Settle down anon
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>justin bieber is 5'8"
this is the biggest crock of shit in that picture
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