>about to be homeless
Well, I tried. Gonna get some charcoal and drive out to some distant place. I think not having a home is a good excuse for suicide.
>>24745096
move to somalia and become a pirate
where do you live and why are you becoming homeless, op?
I know it's hard and this sounds like a just b yourself moment, but some people seem to have a decent life living on the margins
>>24745218
I live in Utah, and I'm becoming homeless basically because my roommate is a NEET and found someone else who will pay him more
How are you losing your place?
>>24745237
Hey you got a vehicle it gets cold there at night but it's totally do-able. See if any family can help you out. He can't just give you the boot there's gotta be some warning to give you time to find some place else.
>>24745237
>because my roommate is a NEET and found someone else who will pay him more
I don't understand, this guy defaulted on your rent? aren't there other places to go?
>>24745096
I wish I was homeless I live in a small town and is rather just wake up in Venice beach
>>24745237
>I live in Utah
I-i thought they give out free houses there?
>>24745279
like if he tried to kick you out on your ass call the police or a lawyer and find out exactly how much time before he can get rid of you. it doesn't work like more money im moving this guy in now sounds like he's being kind of a bastard about it from what you're saying which is why there are laws about tenant eviction unless you're just crashing on his couch and have no contract
>>24745237
Go beg some Mormons for a place to stay.
>>24745279
>>24745336
The law is that I get 72 hours upon notice of eviction. He's giving me 11 days.
>>24745282
He's NEET because I help pay his rent. He found someone who will pay all of his rent, so he's kicking me out.
Also, how much charcoal will I need? Would one of these things work?
http://www.walmart.com/ip/47486052?wmlspartner=wlpa&adid=22222222228034793288&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=56809926698&wl4=&wl5=pla&wl6=88570688498&veh=sem
>>24745237
Ayy another 801. AF/UT valley here, where are you at?
>>24745096
EGGY IS THIS YOU
DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY SENPAI, I WISH TO PROTECT YOU UNDER MY WING IF I MAY PLEASE DESU SENPAI
>>24745352
Mormons will bullshit you on everything, the fact is they only help their own kind of when they get something out of it.
T. Ex Mormon
You could probably just squat, especially if you can prove that you help pay his rent.
>>24745479
Living in Lehi atm.
>>24745450
guy sounds like a faggot, neets truly are cancerous fucks
you might be able to hold him accountable legally if he kicks you out without notice. Anyways, car living is always feasible in the short term even if it's shit. Best wishes, friend
>>24745096
Go to a real estate agent, ask for listings of rentals/ shared accommodation.
>No bond saved up?
Then go to any church, ask the priest/pastor/whatever to keep an ear out for anyone looking for a roommate.
>Can't talk to people?
a Check the newspaper. People looking for a roomies advertise in there all the time, advertise yourself if you have to.
>Hate the paper?
Go on fucking Craigslist.
Dude, it's not ideal finding a place to live on shot notice, but it's not so hard you have to kill yourself. Don't pussy out of life because of a room.
>>24745674
It's a lot more than just the room. Losing my place is just the breaking point for me.
>>24745237
Also how much are you paying him at the moment?
>>24745725
$300 a month plus utilities, and honestly, I'm barely making enough to make those payments, even while working full-time.
>>24745698
Yes, but it was never your place. Find somewhere else to rent. Save up all your excess cash and one day you can get a place that actually -is- yours.
I understand getting attached to an area as "home" but things change. It's shit but it's life. Roll with a punch every now and then, you'll come out a better man for it.
Being suicidal is a feeling I know well too. Find one small reason every day to belay the inevitable. Even if it's just because you don't want the motherfucker that kicked you out to win. One day you'll find that death isn't your first thought, just the third thought after you wake up. Eventually you won't think about it at all.
Hold off on the suicide for now and think about where you're going to sleep. Don't act rashly when you're emotional and not of sound mind.
OP are you a girl
>>24745748
>looks on the internet for 1 bed apartments in Lehi UT for <$300.
>there are some
You're hardly out of options.
>>24745571
Near traverse by like timp highway or on the other side of the freeway where the HS is?
Save some burgers for me anon.
>>24745748
Suck dick for a place to stay Anon. Girls do it all the time why can't you?
It's not like you have standards do to the fact you gave all your money to some NEET Faggit and he decided to throw your ass out on the streets.
>>24745500
Seriously? Mormons here in Western Australia are the exact opposite. In a land where everything wants you dead or in pain, they really look out for the little guys. I've seen them travel to strangers' farms during storms, fires and blackouts with torches, food and supplies just because they worry too much. Salvation Army are bros too.
It's the fair weather Catholics who can go eat a dick here- they only go to church to be seen and to socialise.
>>24746098
Utah Mormons are an entire different breed. They're the center of everything, and it seems the heart of the beast is by far the most rotten part of it.
>>24745971
Just south of Timp Highway.
>>24745748
What're your expenses, man?
That payment shouldn't be too intensely hard to swing as long as you aren't spending money on dope and pre-made grub. Even at $7.25 (not sure if Utah has a higher than federal min wage, my state does not), 40 hours a week would net more than enough shekels to pay that comfortably.
source: spend too much on dope and greasy burgers
How does one sudoku with charcoal now?
>>24746127
I guess corruption is everywhere. Pity, not many religious sects earn praise down this way. It seems the bigger a society is the worse it gets...
>>24745096
What you need to do is kill him if you get caught you get a roof over your head and 3 meals a day
>>24746176
You're about a 5 minute drive from me rn. Small world.
>>24746201
>light charcoal in small space with no ventilation
>inhale fumes
>CO2 replaces O2
>no oxygen in lungs
>die
>>24746185
I have medical expenses of about $450 a month. It sucks.
>>24746201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide
It's the best method , hands down
>>24745096
>Utah
Honestly, just go out on some giant National Forest or BLM land and build yourself a castle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
If this guy could live unnoticed in a rural neighborhood in Maine, just imagine what you could get away with in the vast wilderness of Utah.
http://www.gq.com/story/the-last-true-hermit
