>90% of the people here who claim to be robots have friends
Nothing makes my blood boil more than this.
I have 0 (zero) friends.
You could date and have friends and still be a robot.
hello newfag
there's literally no such thing as being a 'robot'.
it's a confabulation. a contrived invention. the only people who take it seriously are people who weren't around to see arcanine before there were autism contests about who was the most pathetic piece of human garbage i.e. 'robot'.
'robot/alpha' then 'robot/chad' then 'robot/normie' was always shitposting.
>>24744794
Im so sick of the trolls
Just leave
None here mate, you bastards are my '''''''friends'''''
>le normalfags can't be robots
ugh just stop this meme
>>24744827
Reddit, please shut the fuck up.
>>24744730
Are friends people you meet in real life?
>>24744827
back to reddit you piece of shit.
Real robots don't post.
what's most baffling is why normalfags WANT to be robots
>>24744866
>>24745093
t. wasn't here before the board was deleted.
>>24744730
>be cyborg
>no friends
i don't get it. why pretend to be something you're not. of all places, how do you want to try and be like everyone else fucking here of all places?
I had friends
really good ones too
but i moved overseas and my autism just let all those connections fade away
now the closest thing to friends i got are a few online acquaintances who i interact with for mostly work related stuff
i get my dose of social interaction primarily from image boards
>no friends
>never even went to school so I can't even bond with robots over highschool horror stories
You've never known true pain until you realize that in the past 25 years of your life you haven't done anything worth talking about.
>>24746430
>25
>homeschooled
>haven't done anything worth talking about
are you me?
>tfw 1 online friend
Feels alright man.
>>24744794
This is actually true. Both me and my gf have friends and post here on r9k.
