I h-ha-HATE when I get a t-text message and it's from the GOSH DARN AT&T TELLING ME IM OUT OF S-STUPID, B-BAKA SHARED DATA!!!!!
I DONT CARE..! I get my hopes up thinking I have a friend... AND I GET TROLLED
Chiyo-chan is so cute
>>24741886
give me your number and I'll text you every morning til one of us dies
>>24741886
I'll be your friend OP
inb4 robot
>>24741886
I hate when this happens too. Or if I get an email but it's just another assignment. Every time my phone vibrates, I get excited (it's not in my ass), but then I realize it was just an email.
>phone rings
>huh? who could it be?
>no one really calls me anyway, I shouldn't bother
>pick up anyway
>Hello?
>...
>Hello?
>booooop
>boooop
>hang up
>>24741886
>pay phone bill
>get a text hours later
>excitedly rush to myphone
>Thank you for your monthly payment. Your service is good for the month. We hope you're enjoying your service!
>mfw I spend $35 every month to keep my phone on, and the only communication I get is the single payment confirmation text I get from Virgin Mobile
>Immediately feel bad for OP
>Realize OP isn't a cute anime girl
>He doesn't have disproportionately large eyes
>His face isn't perfectly symmetrical
>He doesn't have a cute voice
>He's just another ugly human
>All sympathy disappears
>>24742440
Fecking this
Still OP as far as humans go youre a qt
I had a dream I got a text from a girl who said we went to chuck e cheese together as kids and she wants to hang out again....sigh
>>24742440
Wait what? Reading this made me think at the end you would say "feel even more sympathy for OP"
>>24742440
Im a cute guy plz text senpai
>>24742391
>virgin mobile
Kek
>having a phone
>not a normalfag
Degenerates.
>>24742238
Why would you not give this guy you're number?
This sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime deal man, I'm being serious.
>>24742302
>it's not in my ass
Lol.
