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Getting laid = Insurmountable odds
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I mean you literally have to tick every single box these days:

>Have to be 6ft tall minimum
>Fit lean body with attractive face
>Rich or lucrative career
>Car, apartment, clothes, pool, rolex.
>Large circle of friends
>social circle of successful people
>#Goals
>Minimum Mercedes G-Wagon, Range Rover Evo, BMW M3, Maserati
>Entrepreneur/Investment Banker/Lawyer/Doctor/SportsStar/Musician or forget it
>Infectious personality
>Leader
>Intelligent
>MIT/HBS/LSE/Oxford or forget about it
>White


This list gets longer and harder to overcome every single year. Literally only single digit percent of men meet even SOME of these in any area.

then they ban prostitution AND euthanasia. So how the fuck is the average guy supposed to get laid exactly? They really expect us to go through 80 years with no sex and without the option to die?
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>>24741824

we lift. and leave humanity behind.
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20% of the men get 80% of the women, pham. If aint genetically superior, you're nothing.
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>>24741900

>pham

Phuong
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>>24741824
I love that people legitimately think this, or that getting laid is hard.
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>>24741957

Molten Core is not hard, but getting into a decent guild that does Molten Core without fuck ups is hard.
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>>24741923

Pho phuc lai
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>>24741957

But it just is. This is basically it. Guys with these traits can't produce enough come for these girls.

While most of us sit here. Getting laid is impossible.
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>>24742021

>Pho

lel
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>>24742099
Stop, you're killing me here. I'm ugly as sin and haven't had a problem getting laid since I was 13.
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>>24741824
Literally the only thing I fit out of these is being a doctor, and I got laid before I became one
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>Have to be 6ft tall minimum
Higher
>Fit lean body with attractive face
Yeah
>Rich or lucrative career
Na'h
>Car, apartment, clothes, pool, rolex.
Close to it
>Large circle of friends
YEah
>social circle of successful people
Yeah
>#Goals
Sure, why not
>Minimum Mercedes G-Wagon, Range Rover Evo, BMW M3, Maserati
Close to it
>Entrepreneur/Investment Banker/Lawyer/Doctor/SportsStar/Musician or forget it
>Infectious personality
Yah
>Leader
Sure
>Intelligent
Enough
>MIT/HBS/LSE/Oxford or forget about it
Nope
>White
Sure

Am... am I going to make it, guys?
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I'm 5'10
Overweight
In college
No car, live in dorm
Have a moderate amount of friends

And I fuck my girlfriend erryday
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>>24741824
>LSE

yeah right, nobody from LSE gets laid
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Op needs to come to the trailer hood. All it takes is a f150, a bottle of fireball, and still having your 2 front teeth.
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>Have to be 6ft tall minimum
I'm 5'8"
>Fit lean body with attractive face
Those are just opinions.
>Rich or lucrative career
I work at a convenience store
>Car, apartment, clothes, pool, rolex.
Shit car, live with my mom, I wear old clothes.
>Large circle of friends
I have two friends
>social circle of successful people
Both my friends are unemployed
>#Goals
I have no goals, nor do I have any hobbies other than 4chan and some games
>Minimum Mercedes G-Wagon, Range Rover Evo, BMW M3, Maserati
2000 ford focus
>Entrepreneur/Investment Banker/Lawyer/Doctor/SportsStar/Musician or forget it
Have no talent, my job is shit.
>Infectious personality
I don't think so.
>Leader
I'm beta as fuck
>Intelligent
If I were smart, you'd think I'd be in my current life situation?
>MIT/HBS/LSE/Oxford or forget about it
I have a GED
>White
White enough looking spic

I've fucked 3 different girls in the last 2 years. They were all very cute manic pixie dreamgirl types with super interesting lives yet somehow they liked going out with me and having sex.


Anyways, having sex is very easy.
What the OP should be complaining about is how hard it is to keep a girl, or to build an actual romance and meaningful relationship.
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>>24741824
>Have to be 6ft tall minimum
Many Italians are less than that and get laid easily, must suck to be a barbarian filth lol
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>>24741824
tfw im a loser

tfw recently i started my own band and a bit more social
lost a little weight
(already blessed with 6') and now im getting more popular with chicks
but i know its cause im a singer in a shitty ass alt rock band
legit its fucking shit i think i want to quit but hey
shows how fucking lame women are
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>5'7"
>skinny not really fit at all body (I do pushups sometimes)
>poor
>live with parents
>I have 1 friend
>no goals, im a loser
>shy and awkward
>intelligent
>white

Thats all I am, and I can easily get with girls from bars and dating sites. I was only rated 7/10 in looks in rate threads so I'm not super attractive either.
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>>24741824
lol

you cant be serious hehe
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>All of my friends are 6'+
>They all lift
>All have more friends than me
>Nome have gf's, most are virgins

>I'm 5'10"
>Don't even lift
>Not very good socially
>I have a really hot gf and have more sex than any of them

At this age (early 20's) it's more about having yourself well put together. I have a decent job, dress well and act like an adult. Those are literally the majority of the qualifications you need. Just have your shit together and you'll instantly be way more attractive than manchildren. Problem is, most of you are manchildren that have laughable hobbies, poor social skills and ill fitting clothing.
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>>24743028
He's not wrong . You think it's just personality robots lack? That went out years ago.
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>Be robot
>Pay women for sex every now and then when fapping isn't cutting it
>Have money to do so because no gf

You virgins are just pants on head retarded.
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>>24743028
It is, I've been trying for 2 years with the meme haircut the meme body and the meme personality to get a woman, guess what? I just gave up
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>>24743080
>Not really good socially

>say robots aren't getting laid because they're socially awkward

There's a difference between being a social retard and just not talking to a lot of people
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>>24743170
>turning yourself into a meme
>for women

holy fuck anon
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>>24741824
>Have to be 6ft tall minimum
5'8
>Fit lean body with attractive face
Fit body average face
>Rich or lucrative career
Tradesman
>Car, apartment, clothes, pool, rolex.
Nah
>Large circle of friends
Only a couple of friends
>social circle of successful people
Nah
>#Goals
I guess
>Minimum Mercedes G-Wagon, Range Rover Evo, BMW M3, Maserati
Lol no chance
>Entrepreneur/Investment Banker/Lawyer/Doctor/SportsStar/Musician or forget it
Nah
>Infectious personality
Possibly?
>Leader
Nah
>Intelligent
Failed school so no
>MIT/HBS/LSE/Oxford or forget about it
Kek
>White
Yes
Still get regular pussy from girls under 60kg though. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be
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>>24743194
I'm not social, but I'm not socially retarded. I have no friends, but I can function well enough conversationally
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>>24741824
I have none of those things at all and got laid yesterday. In fact 99% of guys have none of those things.

You primarily have to be not ugly, confident, and not give off an air of social awkwardness. Intelligence is a plus, but you can't be intimidatingly so.

Basically the most important thing us to be interesting but you have to make the girl feel comfortable with you to an extent, which only happens if you're comfortable talking to the girl.

The reality of it is, most neckbeards are fucking uncomfortable as balls around women and that makes them appear creepy so they post threads like this here.
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>>24743210
It's better to be a meme than a robot desu
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>>24742453
who knows. but you don't belong here gtfo
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I just hate being a fucking manlet and the fact I'll never be able to improve that aspect of myself. Like all the other shit I could attain but my height is just too much, or too little rather, to overcome

By the time I can afford the limb lengthening surgery it will be too late to enjoy life
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>>24741824
I have a girlfriend. This is probably bait, but whatever.

>Have to be 6ft tall minimum
Im a 5'6 manlet.
>Fit lean body with attractive face
I am fit and maybe a 6/10 or 7/10 facially.
>Rich or lucrative career
Im poor, studying computer science.
>Car, apartment, clothes, pool, rolex.
No car nor driver license, living with parents, no pool, no rolex. Okay clothes.
>Large circle of friends
No way.
>social circle of successful people
Not particulary.
>#Goals
Okay I do have goals.
>Minimum Mercedes G-Wagon, Range Rover Evo, BMW M3, Maserati
No fucking way.
>Entrepreneur/Investment Banker/Lawyer/Doctor/SportsStar/Musician or forget it
None.
>Infectious personality
I am like this with the people I like.
>Leader
Not really.
>Intelligent
I would say so.
>MIT/HBS/LSE/Oxford or forget about it
No.
>White
If mediterranean counts as white, I am.
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this is all in your head man..probly due to lack of experience of actually going outside.

theres tons of short , ugly corny looking dudes who manage to pull decent girls bro

theres always gonna be people better then you so why cry about it? faggot
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>>24742978
>7/10
>not super attractive

Jesus fucking christ people really don't understand that rating system AT ALL.

5/10 is average. Averaaage. As in normal, not bad, not good.

7/10 is pretty high up there.
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>>24743170
>I tried to conform to what society deems appropriate because I'm too insecure to build character and actually be an interesting person, and women STILL didn't want me!

Fucking work out. That's it. Take steroids if you're really desperate. That's literally IT. All you have to do in order to get laid is workout and or take steroids.

THAT'S LITERALLY IT

HOW CAN YOU SHIT-POST ABOUT WANTING TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALL DAY WHEN YOU LITERALLY JUST NEED TO TAKE STEROIDS LMAOO
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>>24743028

Consider this: Yurop is currently killing itself by not reproducing. Japan is going the same road. Something is up.
/pol/, /x/ have their own theories (New World Order / Freemasons / Aliens). Ours is that the Matriarchy puts the bar so high that only the stronkest alpha can now reproduce, in effect destroying the idea itself of an average family with some kids and maybe a doge.

Choose your tinfoil hat and join the party.
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>>24741824
i don't know what you're talking about

>be white, ugly, 5'9" social retard
>have women throwing themselves at me

the secret is to be emotionally inaccessible and treat them like nuisances. and never be a whiny bitch.

shit on all the bullshit cultural standards, than take all the residual apathy, misery, insecurity, violent hate and hide it away like a magician doing a trick. in short, be wry.

but more importantly than anything, you better get used to leftovers.
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>>24742785
>having sex is very easy.
not if you stay away from prostitutes
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>>24741824
>Mfw I'm most of those things except I'm lazy when it comes too studying
Why should I better myself if there are no women who fit that bill, but adjusted for gender.
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