>talking to someone
>they stop listening to you mid sentence
>have the same conversations every time because he forgets we even talked
I'm literally a background character.
give em a little slap imo
>talking to your grampa
>he dies mid sentence
>>24740655
why would you talk to a person like that once you'd seen they do that
When someone stops listening to me, I stop talking and stare at them until they notice what I'm doing. They usually ask, "Sorry, what?" and I stare at them for a while unblinking until they tell me to continue. When I ask them if they were listening, they always say they were but when I ask them what I was talking about they don't know what to say. I hate people like that.
>Talking to someone while looking in their eyes
>You begin to stare too intimately in their eyes
>Making shit awkward just by staring.
>>24740655
>looking at professor giving lecture
>he starts sending hostile glares your way like it's somehow abnormal to look at someone teaching a fucking class so they know you're paying attention
dumb kike
>>24740766
You must be King Autismo
>>24740912
I read that and was honestly thinking the same shit. I got uncomfortable just reading that shit.
>they pull out their phone and start texting while they are talking mid-sentence.
>they pull out their phone and start texting while you are talking mid-sentence.
>>24740939
>>24740912
There's literally nothing autistic about what I do
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XxPPItfLUf
>>24740962
boomer detected
or at the very least a teenager who sucked up to his retarded grandpa for his whole life
i run a small business and need to check my phone constantly to make sure my future isn't in flames
>>24740962
>>they pull out your phone and start texting while they are talking mid-sentence.
>>they pull out your phone and start texting while you are talking mid-sentence.
>>24741015
You're the reason people suck at one-on-one conversations
>>24740975
>using unrelated pictures from chinese cartoon shows while posting autistic shit on /r9k/
>not autistic
pick one
>>24741048
you have nothing but anecdote and New Yorker articles written by wrinkly kikes who are jealous that the internet is killing print media to back that up
>>24741058
>replying to avatarfaggots
They give you an instant indication nothing they have to say is worth your brainpower. C'mon son.
>>24741048
Clearly you don't run it very well if you need to constantly be on your phone checking in on whatever.
>>24741021
>>>they pull out their phone and your phone and start texting both phones to each other while you are talking mid-sentence.
>>24741058
I don't even post anime girls, mongoloid. Maybe if you were smart enough to realize that you wouldn't have posted such a stupid comment
>>24741087
I don't avatarfag, what are you even talking about? I waifupost, retard
>>24741089
>i have no idea how the real world works and am unemployed
>>24741087
Okay, I see that now, youre right
>>24740766
I'm going to do this now. Every time.
>>24741090
>they pull out their phone and start texting god and he tells them he gave them a big dick so go extra hard
>someone starts talking to you
>talking to someone they say i don't even know what your talking about
>>24741305
When someone I don't like is trying to talk to me, I just make loud sigh noises while I stare at them. If they don't get the message, I close my eyes and start saying "No, no, no, no, no" over and over until they go away. Sometimes I have to cover my ears with my hands so I don't hear what they have to say. People are annoying
>>24740655
>they stop listening to you mid sentence
That's me. I don't listen to people, I tend to drift off in thought. And I'm a robot. Or maybe it's right because I'm a robot, i live in my own little fantasy world. My father sometimes tells me stuff, but i normally only understand the first few words and then drift off in thought. I do watch out for the subtle sounds in his voice though, so if he raises his voice at the end of a sentence, i know he just asked me a question. Otherwise, i'll just nod and say uh huh,mhm, yeah.
>>24741415
Hey, I do that too! I actually did that just yesterday to my boss when he asked me how my project is going along.
>>24741572
>having a job
don't talk to me, normie
>>24740667
Holy shit this is the worst one because it's obvious they are turbonormals that are just going through the motions. I just treat them like I'm talking to a brick wall
>talking to someone
>they shush you
>>24741781
>walking past a group of people
>they are talking and laughing loudly
>shush them as I go by
>they look at me weird and keep talking, no change in level of volume
Even worse, honestly
>>24740655
that's why I don't really talk to people
I only respond if asked a question, even then I keep it to a minimum
No reason to talk to idiots ever
>>24741819
Your autism angers me
>talking to someone
>>24740655
>look away from someone talking mid-sentence because maintaining eye contact is for some reason difficult
Deliver me from this feel.
>you have to pause to figure out what word to use
>they try finishing your thought
This is what I do, I feel like I annoy people.
>>24740655
>talking to someone
>someone else comes over and interrupts you
>the person you are talking to stops listening to you and starts chatting with the other person
WHY DO FUCKING NORMIES ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT, I COULD NOT FATHOM BEING SO FUCKING RUDE
>>24741116
we waifu post now?
>>24742063
fuckin triggered holy shit
>>24742063
god i fucking hate this. everytime it's always mid word mid setance. It's like the ultimate fuck you. Like they don't even respect you enough to let you finish your sentance before they join the conversation. Then the added fucking sting of the person you were talking to be so fucking eager to talk to someone else that they jump at that opertunity to bail ship.
But then it doesn't even fucking work the other way, if I end up intrupting someone they just keep fucking talking and the listener stays listening to them. So then you get this horrible fucking situation of 2 people talking over the top of each other. So then now i feel even more stupid because im talking over the top of someone like an asshole so i stop.
>>24740655
>talking to someone
>they masturbate you mid sentence
>>24742037
I did this today to someone, they were searching for a word and I thought I knew what they were going for, then they said something different. I felt pretty bad for interrupting so I apologized.
>>24740655
I actually zone out when people talk to me sometimes. I just say uhu afterwards.
>>24744967
are you me? i do exactly the same
>>24741015
So, not doing very well, eh? Maybe you want to put the phone down and do some work you lazy cunt.
>>24740655
>>24742063
>Happens at work all the time
>I just keep going in hopes to annoy the piss out of them and or interrupt the other convo they started
This job made me just go full autismo and not even give a fuck. I just try to be annoying at this point and see how far I can go.
>>24740655
Sometimes when people do that I start talking about something completely unrelated. Like we'll have been talking about a TV show and when I see they're not listening I'll start saying random facts that are unrelated to the conversation.
>>24741140
If your business isn't set up in such a way that it essentially runs itself or is transitioning to running itself, you should probably just kill yourself.
I'll never fucking understand why people text while talking to someone. or while listening. is it impossible to wait literally 4 seconds for my sentence to end and THEN text or not text at all? shit, when I get a text while I'm hanging out with someone I simply don't reply. I don't even check to see who texted me. if it's urgent, the person would call.
but how the fuck is responding to some slut's "hey whatcha doin" message so important that you need to disregard a person who is standing next to you.