MANLETS BTFO
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http://www.ajc.com/news/lifestyles/relationships-special-occasions/tall-husband-may-be-key-happy-marriage/npb24/
>Sohn, who conducted the study over a period of time and collected data from 7,850 women, said women naturally prefer taller men for reasons unknown to them.
>>24740626
So even if i get a qt wifey, I can't make her happy?
>>24740691
Depends. Are you 6'0"+?
>>24740626
here's one for you lanklet
>>24740626
this has been researched a million times, EVERYONE knows this, and has for a very long time
MANLETS, WHEN WILL I LEARN?
>>24740742
>any guy under 5'8
>5'8
WE HAVE A CUT OFF POINT, BOYS. LEGIT.
6'0".
Is there hope for me?
>>24740811
If you have to ask then no, just become a monk instead.
What if I want a tall gf?
I'm 5'9. Sometimes I feel average, other times I feel like a little kid. I guess my disposition doesn't help, but I really do feel unattractive around women and less assertive around men. I have a crush at the moment on a girl who is around 5'4, but every time I see her and how beautiful she is I remind myself how many guys she could get who are taller, better adjusted, more popular etc.
>tall men die younger
>women are left with the resources and children to look after them
>>24740901
Wear shoe lifts. You are two inches from max pussy heights.
>wake up
>be 6'6 cave troll
>see this thread
OH BOY OH BOY!
WHERE'S MY COMPLIMENTARY GF?
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE HANDSOME AND NOT SOCIALLY AWKWARD
>>24740883
Then you're double fucked.
>>24740626
I'm a girl who is 5'9" and I'm dating a guy that is 5'4". Literally no one gives him shit for being shorter than me. No one says to me about being taller than him. The only people that bitch about height are
>>24740846
Gonna go ER first.
>http://www.ajc.com/news/lifestyles/relationships-special-occasions/tall-husband-may-be-key-happy-marriage/npb24/
>manlets btfo
Yes yes, I will have a more difficult time finding a roastie to provide for until she cheats on me "for the experience". I'm really jealous of tall people
>>24740626
>women naturally prefer taller men for reasons unknown to them
>for reasons unknown to them
Back in the caveman days bigger=stronger.
This isn't rocket science.
>>24740804
Most women obsessed about height are short themselves. Do you really think a <5'5" woman can estimate someone's height with less than a three inch margin of error?
>>24741148
yes and i'm a manlet but i could go to the gun store right now and get a pistol. plus crime is pretty low here if you don't walk around the hood at night. it's not really a useful trait anymore besides for certain sports
>>24740883
Enjoy the fact she'll be unhappy day one.
>>24740976
It all makes sense now. Thank you based comrade for enlightening us.
>>24741041
>tfw have a tall dominant dark girl fetish
I know white/asian women want tall men.
>>24741016
This. Niggas missing the point, senpai.
>>24740742
god damn those whales getting rekt
>>24741016
>>24741274
>Implying women don't throw themselves at you if you're tall.
quit pretending you're robots and go get your free gf.
>>24740626
>women naturally prefer taller men for reasons unknown to them
Well that's a news.
>>24741063
Why didn't you finish your post? Get distracted by Chad's dick?
>>24740626
>south korea
so the most shallow society on earth basically
Key to a happy marriage my ass. Everyone is getting keked. Nobody is immune from getting keked.
You can be 6ft all you want , if your wife wants to suck cocks she's gonna get fat and suck some cocks.
Never marry.
>>24741367
>none of the woman are attractive
Go figures. Ugly roasties don't even spare other women, why should they not try to insult men in the best way possible? This is what happens when you give women rights.
>>24741148
Not quite. The strength aspect wasn't the point, more that to get tall in the first place you had to get good nutrition and if you were good at getting food (for whatever reason) you'd of course make a good mate.
I'm 5'0".... I require a tall man to make me feel safe and protected.
>>24741512
How about a manlet with a gun?
>5'6
>1 inch heel on shoe plus 1 inch insole insert
>5'8
Feels like I might make it
>>24740626
Literally no win situation
FUCK
>>24741430
Well to be fair, that Asian girl does look super weird with those big ass eyes and small facial features.
>>24741430
>Ugly roasties don't even spare other women
Correct.
>>24741622
i always kek when i see a manlet wearing shoes with obvious high soles
They really mean:
>Chad husband may be the key to a successful marriage
>>24741430
>>24741663
more roasties being jelly
>>24741622
most shoes already add an inch to your height btw
>>24741680
The woman and chad will both cheat on eachother.
>>24741587
Lol like a gun would make anyone feel protected. Everyone knows hight>weapons regardless :^)
>>24741512
>>24741587
Or a Manlet who knows how to fight?
>>24740742
this is what society has become
and they say hitler was wrong
>>24741501
so i'm basically fucked because my parents didn't understand what a good diet was?
;_;
>>24741767
A gun will always be more reliable. Knowing how to fight would be the second best thing.
>>24741622
I am 5 8 barefoot. Trust me it aint any better.
>>24741685
This is one of my faves. All that salt.
>>24741367
>mfw my mere existence triggers roasties THIS much
>>24741795
Knowing how to fight is sexier though.
>>24741897
>short guys are a breed from hell
Sounds pretty badass.
>>24741367
>Men under 5'10 should of just been girls
This one got me
is thos focusing on height an american thing?
i know a few guys <1.65m and i never heard them complain about it.
neither i've hears any girls talking about someones height.
>>24742166
Americans and asians are very obsessed about height. Where do you live?
5'10''
Shortest guy in my social circle.
I need newer, shorter, friends. Always end up looking like a kid besides my 6'2 friends, even with my full beard.
Just kill me.
>>24741685
Why are women so fat and out of shape. Just fucking do box squats for fuck sake.
>for reasons unknown to them.
TRANSLATION: for reasons they won't admit
They want a strong man to protect them and do everything for them. Bigger usually means stronger, and even when it doesn't, a taller guy is still at an advantage in a fist fight because they have longer arms.
>I need a tall man who can protect me so I can feel safe
>guns are bad omg they must all be banned
Why are women so retarded?
>>24741430
>>24741663
>>24741685
those comments...
See I'm not a muscular or fit so I admire the guys who are and try to emulate them. Currently I lift 6 days a week and watch what I eat. I do this to improve myself, I don't want to stagnate and it gives me something to do besides browsing r9k.
Why can't these fat lazy women do the same? Fuck why is it illegal to slap a woman's shit when she's being a retard?
>>24740626
>Manlet BTFO
But manlets always knew they never had a chance
Is there even a reason for a manlet to continue living?
>>24741587
omg you have a gun but gunz are dangerous!!!!
>>24742983
Hobbies, travel, career in science or something else that you feel is important. Other than that no.
>>24742983
Considering a fact that you won't become a slave to pussy, and lanklets will have to live out their lives being keks just to support some slut that will probably end up cheating on them - yeah, I say there's a lot to live for. Fuck women, and fuck anyone who empowers them.
>>24743066
>Hobbies
i just can't get interested in anything tbqh. i have a decent amount of money and free time but i don't know what to do with myself
>travel
never understood the appeal of it tbqh. i would travel with a qt to make her happy but it doesn't seem fun to do by myself
>career in science
researching is not really the best for making money. better to just do in your free time
>something else that you feel is important
what is more important and satisfying than having a loving gf? i wouldn't know because i never had one
>Other than that no.
;_;
>>24743195
>researching is not really the best for making money. better to just do in your free time
That is one retarded-ass statement. First of all you don't research to make money, you do it because you feel it's important. Secondly you can't do research in your free time, you need an actual lab and equipment so it's either your job or not at all.
>>24743256
>you do it because you feel it's important
like what? do u think there is something important that i should be researching?
>>24741587
God made all men
Samuel Colt made all men equal
Manlets make shitposts
>>24743301
Just forget about it
>>24741228
>Implying
I know one that is five foot ten and she can't shut the hell up about height. I feel sorry for some of the guys because they are all Mexican so they tend to be a bit shorter. I am surprised they can play it off so well around her and keep their cool.
I am as tall as her but she doesn't dare mess with me because I sometimes have a terrible attitude.
>She is on her lift talking to someone
>She is blocking the road
>Give her a few honks
>She looks at me, then resumes talking
>Get fed up and hold my horn down until she gets out of my way
I am the law.
>>24742983
Does your entire life literally revolve around women?
>>24743351
i want a purpose in life. i want to do something useful. i just go to work, type code, pay rent and buy food, lift, and fap. i want to do/learn something useful but i don't know what to do to distract me. i used to research diet/nutrition a lot but i've pretty much perfected my diet at this point and now i don't know what else to learn about
>>24740742
Us short men are finally fighting back. This guy has to be our leader in the revolt against roasties. He can handle any sort of bantz and throw them back 2x stronger.
I will donate any amount of neetbux he needs to fund his organization.
>>24743390
How long have you been on r9k, mate? Majority of the board is like that, yes.
Do big girls have enlarged and loose baginas?
Women love to go on shopping sprees and buy stuff just for the sake of buying stuff.
They're dumb af and this study is nothing new.
I thought my life was going to be fine and filled with all kinds of awsome poons as i was the mature manly one of most kids.. Until about 8th grade when i stopped at 5'6 while everyone else kept growing.. Picking up a weed habit ontop of my already shy autist persona could have helped tho. im def not ugly tho.. why's life gotta be so fucked up?
>>24743983
No, Because tall me don't have bigger dicks.
>>24740626
This study is bullshit, r-right?
>According to this study, a tall husband may be the key to a happy marriage
Then
>According to this study, a husband with a large penis may be the key to a happy relationship
Then
>According to this study, a wealthy husband may be the key to a happy marriage
Then
>According to this study, men with nice cars are more reliable marriage partners
REMINDER THAT THIS STUDY IS CUNT-CATERED BULLSHIT AND THAT WOMEN ARE PARASITES THAT WANT IT ALL.
>>24740742
>I wanted to give you time to get back from your second lunch
Gets me errytime.
>>24745354
/r9k/ and /pol/ are always right about women and jews respectively.
>>24740626
I was a manlet for most of my childhood, my old learners permit when I was 15 said I was 4'9.
When I was 16 I hit a growth spurt and I am now 6'0. I know the pains of the manlet, I wouldn't wish the curse of being a manlet on anyone, it is just too painful.
>>24742510
Robots cant use big men to shoot up schools you fagget.
>>24743547
It'd be like ants shouting at a mountain. He can handle all the bantz he wants, no one will be able to hear his squeaky voice
>>24745867
Apparently you didn't notice that roastie getting BTFO by his manlet bantz.
