Anyone here a legit criminal? Like engages in shady activities for money not some faggot who torrents copyrighted hentai.
Im not a criminal im just a pussy who delivers pizza but i enjoy watching the sopranos and breaking bad and like hearing cool stories.
I used to be a camgirl, which isn't illegal but can involve some illegal stuff depending on what you do
No cool stories though, it's pretty much just getting paid to pee on stuff
i used to sell a lot of weed and now I have been to several grow operation warehouses and hash making operations.. its legal but illegal.. they give us an inch we go a mile lol
>>24739027
I used to shop lift quite a bit, i smoke a lot of weed
>>24739105
Thats pretty cool. Any good stories about some one trying to fuck you over or somthing?
I set up a grow op once for about a year.
Was a really god damn fucking good op.
I don't understand why more people don't do it desu.
You literally grow a few plants in a spare bedroom and can make a part time/full time salary.
>>24739027
I once jaywalked
>>24739141
I imagine its more the difficulty of finding buyers for that much weed. And the ridiculous amount of time you spend in jail for a plant thats legal a few states over
One of my co-workers knows a guy who's big on bud trafficking, has spotters on the east coast and all, and apparently has 60k In a safe, wants me to go in on him with getting it. Said "all we have to do is put a gun to his kids head and he'll give it up"
I'm no pussy but I don't think I'd like to leave a potential cartel henchman alive if I were to rob him lmao, help me out.
Was a legit Tyrone as a teen. Mostly drug dealing, but dabbled in other areas when the need arose.
I commit petty theft and sell drugs. Basically me and my friends are like Trailer park boys.
>>24739221
Honestly if you're gonna do it you would have to kill him. He will know who knows about his safe full of money and go looking for people who knew. If you kill him i doubt the police would really investigate that much as long as you dont leave a fuck ton of evidence.
But im just a shit poster who just reads a bunch of crime biographies and probably doesnt know shit.
>steal tons of shit from the suburbs
>small light high price items
>razors, makeup, otc medication etc
>go to bigger city near by
>sell for less than market value
>>24739105
i grew outdoors when I was around 19, they always prematurely rot in my country so I eventually gave it up. But damn it was alot of fun smoking unlimited amount, unfortunaly I always hit the ceiling.
>too beta to ever sell
>too beta to ever buy, plus dont agree with shit prices, scam weights, smoking glassfiber or rubber hash
I lived in a big house and had them on the yard with no neighbours, i miss those days for many reasons ;_,
>>24739318
Nah you're dead on with what we'd have to do lol, like if someone put a gun to my kids head and just robbed me I'd be out for blood and this guy seems pretty serious. I don't think I'm gonna do it, but it's always an option lmao.
>>24739331
where the hell are you selling it though?
People are always stealing that shit from the store I work in and I don't understand who dafuq is buying rogaine on the streets
>>24739027
Retired as fuck. There's really not much I didn't do, though. Glad it's all ogre and behind me now.
Better money in being legit.
>>24739027
No, but pls post more of this officer qt badge number 3.14.
>>24739415
Ashe Maree
>>24739399
>better money in being legal
Every former con always says this so i believe it and just went to college
Can you tell any cool stories that hopefully wont incriminate to much?
>>24739027
technically a murderer
>Involuntary manslaughter
>prison for a year
>mfw i killed the fucker and enjoyed every second of it
God bless america
Would do again/10
>>24739141
I've been tempted to do it but know very little about gardening (not that I'd need much) also wouldn't know where to sell. Something similar to Silk Road on Tor sounds like a good idea in theory
>>24739388
This is crackhead tier crime. It's mainly sold to their dealers or friends. Shit in my old hood they'd even sell it in the parking lot of the store they stole it from.
>>24739480
White?
I got a year for threatening to hurt someone.
My mom is a kleptomaniac but she only steals garbage from thrift stores, I was wondering if I should start a youtube channel with "haul" videos about the stuff she brings home.
>>24739480
What happened my negro?
>>24739543
Chink senpai.
>Find out GF cheated on me
>driving to her house
>run her over 3-4 times with my car
>realize i fucked up, got drunk and tried to make it look like an accident
>mfw the judge bought it and said "sorry for your loss, you two seemed really close"
>>24739510
>This is crackhead tier crime.
Okay, that explains alot about why it makes little sense, then. Also it's pretty hilarious when these crack/methhead types come into my store trying to act like they're just a normal customer and actually engage me and talk to me. Just steal the shit you came for, talking to me/trying to scam me and then acting like I am discriminating against you only makes you seem insane tbdesu.
>>24739450
it's pretty much dealing with idiots while selling shit all day... or if you live in shitty place then dealing with people who'll try bash/intimidate and rob you once you get enough money/drugs, like posters above are talking about, which is why you'd never try brag about having lots of money from crime
>>24739388
other people who don't care.. why you don't let shady people in your house, they're constantly greedy for money or for next hit and will steal shit as soon as your not looking. everyone would eventually do it if they were down on money and wanted to get something bad, some might not steal from freinds but some will... even people you'd think wouldn't do it would.
>>24739575
Damn. Must be nice. They tried to throw the book at me, because he feared for his life and I owned an arsenal. Even after it was found out he threatened to beat up my girl first. But sense her or I didn't call the cops in fear of my life, and I wasn't remorseful, one year.
Alpha male here
Beat my mom up, violently held her clothes around her neck (Light assault was the charge) and destroyed her laptop.
Could have gone to jail, pretended to be retarded and no jail sentence.
I would probably die in jail, i got no social skills.
Nice try FBI not this time.I jay walk sometimes
>>24739733
>has no social skills
>alpha
Pick one retard
-kingblackchad
Anyways the worst thing I've gotten was 2nd degree burglary and 2 counts of 3rd degree assault was on probation for the burglary and the assault charges were dropped. Also I'm black.
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>>24739450
Welp. Like most former cons, I'm not too big on sharing details, but I'll give you a tame story.
>Have friend who's owing about 3K
>He drops off the radar
>I eventually track him, furious as fuck
>Get to the house, put on my friendly face
>"Hi, is 'x' here?"
>Guy: "Oh, yeah man, come in"
>At this point, friend comes around the corner to see who it is.
>Switch back into enforcer mode, shove the roomate aside and go after him
>Corner him in his room, screaming and headbutting him, slapping him.
>He's spluttering apologies, nearly crying.
>His roomate comes around the corner with a baseball bat.
>I just turn and look at him, marveling at how fucking stupid he is.
>My friend jumps in: "Put that fucking bat down retard, you'll just make him angrier etc etc."
>Roomate sees the look on my face and realizes he's fucked up bad
>especially standing in a tight hallway with no place to swing it
>I walk over to him and start screaming in his face, grab the bat
>Explain to him that his friend owes me money and that I'm taking some shit until I get it.
>Grab friends turntables, his guitar, and his amp.
>Tell him he can have all that shit back once he pays me.
>None of them say a peep so I drive off.
He had my money within the month. We're actually still really good friends, just played poker with him last weekend.
>>24739373
Mask up. Balaclavas, gloves, all black clothes from head to toe.
If the kid steps up, beat him the fuck down.
If someone pulls a weapon, shoot them before they kill you.
You'll be fine as long as your partner doesn't squeal.
>>24739643
So how fast do the idiots who once they start getting lots of money and start bragging about it usaully last?
>>24739027
I used to sell cocaine
>>24740002
I could easily beat you up little faggot.
>>24740002
>sees the look on my face and realizes he's fucked up bad
thingsthatneverhappened.gif
A lot of drunken driving
A lot of drug consumption
A little bit of drug selling
A little bit of theft back in highschool
>>24740185
Oh. I'm sure you could.
>>24740246
you've never met anyone sufficiently terrifying? I doubt it.
Used to sell acid, shrooms, hash,weed. Was pretty good money....used to sell about A book and a half of acid a week. About 3-4 ounces of shrooms a week and about double the amount of hash/weed. Good times. Later on invested in a counterfeit currency scheme with a few buddies. Eventually got out of it, figured 10 years no arrest record was long enough to push my luck. Invested my money in a few irl business' and never looked back.
100% would do again.
>>24740565
I'm 6'4 ive been in plenty of fights for fuck sake I worked in sierra leone we didnt go anywhere without a knife, we had ruthless fights just getting workers to do their jobs. id give you a few slaps to calm you down
>you've never met anyone sufficiently terrifying? I doubt it.
*tips anime*
>>24741049
I'm already calm.
>using a knife
kek'd a little.
My friend is a mall security guard and he occasionally let's me stay overnight to steal returns that can't be re-sold or products that come in defective boxes. Get some pretty cool shit sometimes, last time I got a ps4 with bloodborne.
>>24740301
> A lot of drunken driving
fuck cu.ckold
>>24741080
not him but you wouldnt live long amongst african niggers if you wandered around unarmed
>>24741080
there is litterly nothing you can do to anyone, even the fattest anon would shove a pencil into your eye little chav
noone thinks your tough you sound like topcringe
now go home and get yer fucking shinebox
>>24741164
>The ITG in the thread lecturing me.
Somebody asked me for a story, I provided.
Get your back up all you want.
>>24739575
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>>24739809
+1, I never talk about any felony I might have done.
Since I didn't do any jail time, they might catch me.
Don't want to spend all my life there.
>>24739221
Reminds me of that scene in Boogie Nights where they try to rob the drug dealer
>>24741233
>Dont make me angry. You wouldnt like my when I get angry
>>24741233
>>24741545
I'd kick both your bitch asses
I run an escort service which is grey area.
as well as drugs.
When I was about 11 I stole a pack of yu gi oh cards
I break into people's cars for beer money. Though "break" isn't the right term since I just look for unlocked cars and steal any money I find.
>>24741764
Don't you have to deal with car alarms?
>>24741736
I've stolen +500 pounds of Magic the Gathering products from the shop I worked at last year.
Never been caught, managed to pin it on some special-needs work experience kid I was training.
>>24740022
Or kill you for your cut of the take post op
>>24741854
Now THAT'S badass.
I card. Drowning in riches (but not bitches).
>>24739575
>realize i fucked up
Yeah, you shoulda killed the guy too
>>24739027
>Im not a criminal
>delivers pizza
have a seat
>>24739027
Nice try FBI-kun.
>>24741918
Yee, it was 2 Booster boxes of Khans of Tarkir, 1 Box of Journey into Nyx, 6 Khans Fat Packs and my supervisor's fully-foiled EDH deck.
I sold the individual cards from the deck for something like 400.00 on ebap then cracked all the packs and gave anything worth less than 3.00 to a charity shop in the next town so people wouldn't get suspicious when I suddenly have 2000 new cards.
mfw I got +800.00 of value from the booster packs.
breaking and entering a few places. Didn't steal, just vandalized and smashed. A school, some chads home when he was on vacation, and broke the windshield of some goobers car.
Also accessory to a violent assault but I was forced into it
>>24741878
>things that didnt happened: the post
>>24742123
Sorry, m80, I'm UK.
I recommend buying high-value cards on ebay (make sure the seller doesn't offer tracking or courier) then claim they didn't arrive and get your money back.
Then get on Pucatrade (you will have to be honest on that or they can shut you down). Send off the illegitimately-gained, high-value cards you don't want and get the cards you do want sent to you.
Most recent fishing ebay that I did was for a foil BFZ Gideon. Traded it for a Revised edition Savannah.
So for the minor inconvenience of being down 50.00 for about 3 weeks, I got one of the most valuable lands in the game.
???
Profit
>>24741002
net worth?
ask a guy who used to deal and take drugs anything.
i also roamed with a couple local gangs.
>>24742546
So what do you do during the day as one of those gang niggers? Feels like they just smoke blunts and watch people walk by all day, or cruise around the same block the whole day, how does that not get boring, and have you ever laid some fucker down?
>>24742546
how old were u?
r u aware of how insane u were and cringe now?
>>24739575
>run her over 3-4 times with my car
>tried to make it look like an accident
>judge bought it
Fuck you FBI you ain't tricking me.
>>24739027
I help smuggle weapons into european countries from places like lebanon and turkey.
It pays meh but at least I have a house
>>24742786
Could you obtain a MANPADS?
I've raped three girls in my lifetime and molested my younger cousin as a kid (male though no homo), besides that just petty theft
>>24742688
that's pretty much exactly how a normal day would go.
we'd sit around at the crack house (yes it was a fucking crack house) and we'd get high all day then smoke meth on weekends and sometimes during the week. have huge wild parties, sometimes other criminals would rock up and some were very extreme. one set my friends head on fire, another got beaten up and the rest ran away. i got stuck in the house with another young kid but they took a liking to me for some reason. that was after one of them tried spraying some shit in my ear and i stared him down and they respected it for some reason. lucky i was on a lot of gear that night or i probably would've ran away too and they would've done some fucked up shit to me. trust me, these were people no one would want to meet.
>>24742699
i was aged 18-20
and yeah, it was pretty cringe.
>>24741987
>Cards
>When chip&pin is now the new standard
Used to work with FARC getting drugs inside Brazil trough the Amazon.
Now I own two subway franchises.
Worth desu senpai.
>>24739027
I got arrested for internet banking fraud and narrowly avoided going to jail, had to pay a fine and do 100's of hours of community service
that was when I was a teenager though
>>24742827
also another guy i knew got kidnapped by those same guys who showed up at the house and they got him to take acid some how and took him out to a forest and fractured his skull and left him there.
and the "ring leader" had just gotten out of jail for chasing his girlfriend with a going chain-saw for cheating on him. he was a steroid head too.
im fairly sure hes dead now lel
>>24739027
I wouldn't consider myself a criminal. I've sold and consumed drugs, stole state-owned money, and ran from the cops. The most "criminal" thing I've ever done was terrorize a guy who owed my best friend money by slashing his tires, leaving threatening notes, etc.
>>24742872
>I wouldn't consider myself a criminal.
>runs from cops
>>24740034
>getting lots of money
>crack tier kleptomaniacs
>getting lots of money
>>24739575
Good job chink
Girl was an addict, that's hot so I date her, she cheated on me so I break up with her, I drop by her place and she lets me in, I shoot her up with all she's got.
Didn't mean to do it, but I'm glad it happened. Her parents were super wealthy, I'm surprised I got no shit for that.
>>>net worth?
im ok, not to throw numbers or brag. I own 5 residential rental properties and 3 commercial rental properties. Split between 4 countries(not to put all my eggs in one basket). This makes it harder for people to track what I do and what I own. Plus I also have 2 undeveloped plots each around 2000m2+ In size. That I will develop next spring into some holiday rentals/small apartment complex.
But I personally live some what modest. I generally budget around 12000 euros/month for living expenses.
>>24739105
>they give us an inch we go a mile lol
like you should
fuck drug laws
>>24741002
Got any stories? Blox
>>24742868
funny how when u r a stupid teen all this seems fun
>>24742979
This reads like song lyrics to be quite truthful
The worst I did was some minor vandalism when I was like 15. Oh and one time I had 2 beers and drove.
>>24743051
indeed.
keep in mind however, there are many adults in their mid 20s and early 30s who still live like this.
>>24743005
>live some what modest.
>I generally budget around 12000 euros/month
>tfw too autistic to live an exciting life of crime
>>24739388
Not him but when I went to the US there would be groups of black people standing outside of every walgreens selling stolen medicine.
>>24743149
see
>>24743085
>>24742868
>>24742827
I am diagnosed with high functioning autism
yes i know how unbelievable it sounds but my life is not like yours.
a lot of people interpreted my autism as being "stoic" or "cold".
>>24743149
>exiting
more like fucking paranoid
>>24739027
My face (not my identity, thankfully, always pay cash) is on the "known thief, closely monitor" list with at least one of the area Walmarts. They've never caught me, not because they can't legally prove anything but because Walmart doesn't pursue or prosecute for anything generally under 100. They will stop you at the door and stuff, though -- they can keep you from taking stuff (if they're lucky and pay attention, which they are and do sometimes) but they're not going to press charges for small things.
Thing that I'm pretty sure put me on that "list" was:
>shitty surround sound broke
>go to Walmart, buy another (might've been $70 or something)
>open it up, take the circuitboards and connections out, put them in the old one
>tape old one back together, throw broken old components in newer box (it's a completely different size, nothing fits, literally just taped/crammed in)
>old lady working return desk, she's not strong enough to lift subwoofer out of box to check the stereo (the part I Frankenstein'd) under it
>lucked out here, looking back I can't believe I wasn't caught right there
>Walmart sends all their returns to the backroom for inspection/repacking before being put back on the sales floor
>no doubt the employee looked at it and laughed, told returns desk to redflag my face
>now I'm watched pretty heavily at that place, possible others
Also trespass a lot recreationally, exclusively abandoned sites and the only "theft" I do is taking things nobody would ever want from abandoned sites. Favorite "theft" is a logbook from an abandoned power plant on the California coast.
>>24742122
>Didn't steal, just vandalized and smashed
Haha
>got scammed by a suburban mom (bought electronics shit off Craigslist, didn't work, I was young ok)
>getrevenge.jpg, drove to her house and vandalized the shit out of it
>spraypaint and stuff mostly, nothing broken, lots of crude dicks though
>one of those identical suburb houses, looks exactly like its neighbor
>get home, double check the address
>I accidentally vandalized her neighbor's house
>I will take this secret to my grave (you faggots don't count)
>>24739813
you sit inside eating all day trying to impress people with your fast typing. but i bet you are dumb enough to do that shit.
My waifu has synthesized several psychedelic compounds in her basement using common household chemicals.
>>24743209
Also, tons of petty "can fit in my pocket" thefts there. I have a medical condition that can be treated with over-the-counter medicine; I steal that as well as things like sponges that can fit in my pocket.
Oh, and I forgot, stole about $70 in paint once by ringing it up as bananas in the self-checkout (so it didn't set off the weight-sensor alarm), paid about $1.25 for it.
i'm a plumber and i rerouted the toilets in a restaurant to the kitchen faucets. over a thousand people died but the head chef was famous so they covered it up. the chef was traumatized though and now he intentionally puts feces in all his dishes. people keep dying and nobody's doing anything about it.it's guy fieri
>>24743419
>stealing sponges
I smoke ILLEGAL DRUGS EVERY GOD DAMN DAY
I did a lot of dealing in high school. It went on for a couple years before I got out of it; made a decent amount though. Will post stories on request.
>>24739061
I would actually be interested in hearing more about how the industry works, but i'm pretty sure you're a dude, like 99.9% of the time.
>>24743187
Are you white, and was your gang majority black?
Also high-functioning ASD (diagnosed back when my specific brand on the spectrum would've been called Asperger's), I'm a white guy who could never hang with fellow whites, unless they were also spergs, yet even the normalfag blacks and the gangsta blacks have always taken a liking to me. They say things like "you jus tell it like it is" and where the white kids in school would react with shock and horror, when I'd start throwing punches at people talking shit, the black kids would go wild, and even those I fought would come up to me the next day and invite me to "play some Mortal Kombat nigga".
When you think about how blacks tend to behave, and how high-functioning ASD is defined, and how it was defined, it's hard not to come to the conclusion that the blacks are an autistic race.
>>24743521
Dude I'm poor. I only buy things I need (that stereo was an exception, I'll admit, but one of the very few) and at Walmart there aren't very many essentials that fit into your pocket.
If I can save 2 bucks a month, you can be damn sure I will. Other bonus of that, is that even if the security staff knows you have $2 in merchandise in your pocket, you're still buying enough to offset that, and it's not worth causing a scene to (possibly) prevent the theft. They'd lose way more in customers not feeling safe than they'd save by keeping that sponge.
Am I a pathetic lowlife criminal scumbag? Yes, I'm worse than Hitler. But such is life.
>>24739685
You still with the girl?
>inb4 cucKed
Over last summer I survived almost all on shoplifting.
Stealing food and drinks is easy as shit, but once I mastered that I moved on to big items.
I stole a spider wrap detacher from the cashiers drawer which I used to steal expensive electronics, alcohol, cologne, and shoes
If you are a shoplifting expert it works good 99.9% of the time, but now that im over 18 if I do get caught I would be fucked. Now that I am at college I have stopped, but I may start lifting again soon.
>>24743595
oc tip
>>24743595
>blacks are an autistic race
I've been on the robit so long I don't even remember what autism actually is, I just know if you're not a university trustfund party fratboy you're an autist.
>>24739027
I used to do all kinds of theft as a teenager in the late 90s. I was also dealing meth for a while back then. Did a little drug dealing through my twenties. Stuff like ketamine, MDMA etc. Rave drugs.
For the last while though, I've just been throwing illegal raves. No drug dealing or anything. I'd hate to have my daughter taken away from me.
I constantly fantasize about doing frauds and counterfeiting stuff though, but try not to let it get the best of me. I have dreams about smoking meth fairly regularly though it's been like, ten years I haven't even seen a shard. My mother was a pro robber for a long time before I was born, and my father was a shady junkie, so I guess it runs in the family
>>24743691
AS symptoms, according to http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/asperger/detail_asperger.htm
>They often lack the ability to modulate the volume of their voice to match their surroundings. For example, they may have to be reminded to talk softly every time they enter a library or a movie theatre.
Do I have to go on, or can you start drawing the parallels on your own?
>>24743037
well, I'll try to share a story that can't harm anyone else involved.
Near the end, about 3 months before I got out. Was a little drunk and ran out of blow.
Thought fuck it and decided to grab some more. Buddy I was partying with said he had a buddy with some good shit. Ok fuck it lets go, and this is where I fucked up. For some stupid fucking reason, maybe I was getting cocky after all this time doing this shit. I grabbed a few bills from a new batch we got. The thing is, I had the cash and didn't need to use the fake bills. Was just being a coked up jackass.
And off we went. Got the shit gave him the money and back to partying.
About a week or two later found out through some people the guy got busted paying his rent with counterfeit bills. When they searched his apartment they found all kinds of shit(drugs etc). Kept my mouth shut, still feel kinda shitty about it to this day.
>>24743666
Nope. Got rid of her before I went in, couldn't stand the thought of her running wild while I was inside. Besides it was all fault anyway. She still sent me money for commissary, and begged me to get back with her when I got out, but gf status has been revoked.
>>24743754
>Unlike the severe withdrawal from the rest of the world that is characteristic of autism, children with Asperger syndrome are isolated because of their poor social skills and narrow interests.
>isolated
Blacks travel in packs
>Many children with AS are highly active in early childhood, but some may not reach milestones as early as other children regarding motor skills such as pedaling a bike, catching a ball, or climbing outdoor play equipment.
>Blacks
>unable to catch
This article only talks about children with autism for the most part though.
>>24743960
>such as pedaling a bike, catching a ball, or climbing outdoor play equipment.
I'm black and this was me as a child
>>24743960
I don't know, man, I'm trying to make a joke, but I can't even be funny on the internet.
>>24743992
We are on /r9k/ and most blacks don't pay us a visit.
Used to upload hundreds of terabytes of porn to paysites similar to Rapidshare with a pay-per-sale earning model (each time someone buys a premium account from my link I get 60% of that).
Uploaded everything from gay bdsm to rare weird Japanese shit. Would then use a program to post in hundreds of forums. Rented a server with a 1gbit connection to upload.
At one point I was clearing 500-600 gb a day for a few months.
Probably made like 15 grand total from that little side business
I've sold mushrooms a couple times and I usually ride around/drive my friend/dealer when he sells shit.
It's pretty chill, planning to start growing again in the spring, and now that I have some 'juana seeds I think I'll try growing a personal plant.
>>24743997
Don't feel bad man, we have infinite chances to be funny thanks to anonymity.
>>24744059
You're right, anon. One day, I will be funny on the internet, I just have to try really hard.
Everyone can reach their goals, if they really try.
>>24739027
semen demon is who senpai?
>>24744045
Pro-tip. If you are transporting large amounts(which you should not do yourself, pay someone to carry for you ) use a cab. Never in own car or friends car. Less chance of getting pulled over for stupid shit. Cops tend to ignore cabs, and if they do stop a cab. They don't pay much attention to the passengers.
>>24743562
stories pls
>>24743562
i request no stories. back to zero.
>>24739027
Graffiti artist, vandal, whatever you wanna call me. Pretty known around my city from what I've heard. I plan to do it forever. Ask me anything
>>24744321
what city? Do you have a cool tag?
Do you ever do it in cool hard to reach places?
>>24740002
>Implying if you came into my house pulling that shit I wouldn't just shoot you and then drag your bleeding body outside so as not to stain my rug.
>>24744321
how many times did your father have to rape you to turn you into this much of an insufferable faggot?
>>24744321
>I plan to do it forever
>old anon in wheelchair struggling to sit up higher
>spraypaints Pepe on parking lot in his retirement home
>security staff can see him through the future-tech invisible sky cameras, laugh their asses off and post it to Tumblfacertubechanstagram
>>24740301
what the fuck is this picture?
an art project?
I used to deliver stuff for a bunch of criminals. I don't know if that makes me one by association or not.
So how do you guys get into drug dealing and other organized crimes? Where do you get the supplies/contacts/knowledge to do all this? I'm guessing friends/family?
>tfw no friends and family is pretty law-abiding
Don't you idiots know that committing crimes is AGAINST THE LAW?
>>24744350
sacramento, i guess, and that's usually what I strive for when I'm out past 3
>>24744369
I never had a dad, (no I'm not black)
>>24744397
I lol'd
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!
>>24744532
Oh sacramento. I live there. Do you have an alias or name that people know?
Also, do you know who did the graffiti under Rainbow Bridge (in Folsom) ?
It's in Korean, that's why I ask, which is really fucking weird. I can read Korean, but I seriously don't think more than a handful of people in those suburbs can, so if you know anything about it, I'd be very, very curious.
>>24744572
I've violated ur mum, old chap.
>>24743668
Any tips/guide?
>>24744532
>>24744624
Multiple Sacramento people? I grew up just a few minutes north of Auburn, went to Sac all the time. Everyone I know who has lived there hated living there, sorry.
>>24743668
>spider wrap detacher
explain?
>>24744697
I grew up there til I was 18. Yeah I hated it too, can't even put my finger on why since I was in one of the average-pretty nice suburbs. Got the fuck out as soon as I could.
I torrent anime.
>>24743130
It's not that much, when you consider my car lease is 2100 euros. Petrol is not cheap in Europe. Then you add in parking tickets, speeding tickets(I like to drive fast on highway, don't give a fuck about tickets). Then you have mobile phones, mobile Internet, monthly accountant fees, lawyer fees. Food and entertainment. Electricity, water,gas, house keeper/gardener. Also if I have to travel(usually by car), hotels are not cheap, anything decent(4 star+) is around 300 euros night. It all adds up quickly.
I know some people I do business with that spend twice as much as me. Lol I'm the peasant in the group.
>>24739643
>everyone would eventually do it if they were down on money and wanted to get something bad, some might not steal from freinds
I know this feel. I've been on both sides of this coin. Robbed other dealers and have been robbed twice, both times by close friends(and both times in low-figure $ sums).
P.S. If your interests aren't aligned with someone else's(like an accountant's), they don't need to know about your money or the particulars regarding how you make it. You just make yourself an easy mark for those who will leach off of you or steal from you.
I'm eff bee eye
>>24739161
You fucking scumbag.
Monsters like you should stay the hell away from society.
>>24744747
>>24744697
yeah it sucks, i have a big red thing on the side not facing the bridge, give it a look sometime
I worked on the other side. I got given a false identity and had some pretty good training. My job was essentially first to meet some people I thought/knew took drugs, going out to clubs, then meeting different dealers through the aforementioned people. Been on it from July till recently, but I quit - too much stress desu (there weren't many dangerous situations since I covered my ass well and never did we arrest anyone anytime soon after I met them, but there was one time when some guy with a knife tried to attack me on a dark street I frequently walked through. Not sure if it was connected tho, it was a fairly dangerous place in general)
>>24745098
low five-figure*
>>24744624
and yes i do, don't wanna say it on here. rather just have you see it. i dont talk about it a lot. wish i could cause i love it but nope.
>>24745155
I will. Do you have an alias you go by though?
Also I'm assuming you don't know what I mean by the graffiti way out in Folsom then.
Hands up everyone, I'm CIA.
Sacramento robots in da house!
Roseville here
>>24745196
I have no clue about the korean graffiti lol
>>24743445
calling bs tttt
>>24745201
He wasn't alone, don't worry no charge for them
>>24739027
I'm playing thief: the dark project now. does that count?
>>24745241
The Korean graffiti is actually the name of a bunch of male Kpop stars. I know this cause I'm a huge nerd but that's not the point, it's just weird.
Anyway that's awesome I'll check it out some time.
>>24743340
You are one retarded, useless faggot.
I grew up in the hood, and got a lot of criminal buddies. Most of my stories are pretty sad and/or could still get people in trouble, so here is a semi funny one, that made the news.
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Duo-Charged-With-Dog-Theft-Credit-Card-Fraud-232524211.html
He got away with it for years before taking in big bucks. This was just the perfect storm of really nigga, so the news had to run it. So then the police really pressed, and put out like a $15000 reward. Fucked up part is he had so many snitches they each only got like triple digit amounts. He still gets clowned about it to this day.
I deliver pizza.
>>24744719
its a special key that unlocks any security device
>>24744667
be white, dress nice in tight fitting clothes, go alone, go around early morning or late night, dont worry about cameras only undercover security guards, be quick - grab what you want and gtfo.
if you want to steal food just fill a basket full of food and walk out - warning: requires balls of steel
I have had the alarm go off three time on me and you just have to keep walking and dont flinch, and nothing happened. be confident is #1 rule
>>24745556
>its a special key that unlocks any security device
Do you have an image of one?
I've seen them use those machine thingies at the reigster to remove the plastic tag thingy but they're bulky and seem to be powered.
>>24745425
Dindu's are dumb as fuck and wonder why people see them as niggers
>>24745419
It was the first non-new purchase I'd ever made, I think I was barely 19. Grew up spoiled middle-class, I did drive used cars (no joke, I think they were the only used thing I ever had until I moved out) but even those I didn't have to buy, parents bought them for me.
Also, I know I am one retarded, useless faggot.
>>24745574
that is just a security cord to make sure nobody steals it, I cut it off with some wire cutters.
>>24745589
I see what you did there senpai
>>24741700
Youre in toronto right? Id like an escort pls
>>24739575
I can tell you made this story up because no one would call some chick "the fucker".
>>24743187
Was randomly lurking this thread until I saw this oddity, HFA/Aspergers whatever you wanna call it white guy reporting in: Only ever had black friends as whites/others resented me.
>tfw only white guy genuinely accepted by blacks, they're actually chill as fuck and considered me just one of them. We even played hoops together.
>amused by the stares of disgust from white "gang"
Was at a shitty college, I was 19 at the time and didn't even know I had HFA just considered myself strange/different from other people.
Not a criminal though, the fights were just a part of the place at the time and only a couple of times involved cops. Most likely because they got tired of driving to the same place all the time lel.
>>24739575
>judge says sorry for your loss
>makes you go to prison for a year
???????????????
The only illegal things I've done in my life were drinking a beer before 18 years of life and jaywalking when noone's around.
Though it feels more and more like being a virgin past the age of 20 is a crime nowadays.
>>24744321
my nigga i write also, you down with any well known crews out that way?
>>24739027
>the sopranos
Nice try, Officer Chad. We are law abiding citizens here. Although, I did know a kid who was a prolific drug dealer. He went legit at some point, hoping he's making ez cash at real estate sales. He was cut out for that kind of freelancing.
>>24739027
used to sell drugs, mostly weed and heroin also used to steal alot of stuff and rob other drug dealers. Robbed a dude with a samurai sword one time it was pretty crazy.
>>24745884
>kill someone while drunk driving
You expect that to be unpunished you moron?
I've smoked and drank before I was of legal age.
In fact the smoking one is probably interesting as I did it on cam for a smoking fetishist. It was as creepy as it sounds.
>>24741736
I stole about 10 starter decks. Starter decks suck though
Literally everyone that wasn't a boring fuck did that.
>>24746704
i stole a magic the gathering one, i didnt even realize it wasnt a yugioh one, just ended up giving it away, didnt know how to play that shit
i set a car on fire with a few friends, got 5 years probation, then 1 year (8 months county) when i fucked up probation
drunk again trashed a family members house, 1.5-3 years. took a shock incarceration program and got out early
done parole in january and going to college, ill be alright if i don't drink again
wish i would have just sold fucking drugs lol
>all these small time drug dealers and shoplifters
Boring, but then I guess those would be the only ones stupid enough to confess to their crimes.
i gear up and do some infiltration stuff for fun
nah, I'm too sensitive and paranoid to commit any crimes
I did however get a visit from the cops that called me down to the office because they were concerned about a facebook post I made to my school that made it look like I was going to go full supreme gentleman at the winter formal.
Thankfully I didn't get arrested or charged or anything and the principal vouched for me because I was a pretty straight edge student and never got called down to the office.
Scared the crap out of me tbqh kiddo.
