Why don't you date a cute emo girl /r9k/?
because it isn't 2008 anymore
>>24738892
>you will never talk shit and qt rp with someone over IRC
>now you have to use twitter and instagram with chad and stacy and talk about nothing but celebrity bullshit and how drunk you were last night
Because the only "EMO girls" are 15 year old attention whores
Been there done that
Because all of them are fucking retarded.
Plus, they usually have a shitty taste in music. And they're self-obsessed.
>tfw met skinny blonde autistic (aspergers) anti-sjw girl who shares same music taste with me and has no other friends
We've been texting back and forth for like two months, but fuck ofc she lives in another state
i wanna fuck nepeta
>>24738873
>2015
>emo girl
How fast is your Internet connection, m8?
Because they just can't paint their nails well enough
>>24739479
What do you mean? They often have pretty nice nails.
>>24738873
>"emo"
>posts scene girl
tfw no american football gf
>>24738873
what is the emotion conveyed by her facial expression?
>>24738873
Tried it for a few months. Broke up because of her shit taste in music
>I love metal XD
>oh, what bands are you into
>Black Veil Brides, Blood on the Dance Floor, and Pierce The Veil
>>24739502
>Tfw no musically inclined qt who listens to American Football
>>24739539
Retardation.
>>24739502
>>24739567
>american football
>not modern baseball
pleb tier anon
>>24739491
Nah they let it chip a lot it's so unfab or some other gay word like that
>>24739545
>caring about anybody's taste in music
shiggy
>>24739611
It tends to say a lot about people. I often connect with people who share similar music taste very well.
>>24738892
>2008
You mean 2004
the fact that i will never be a 15 year old girl with blue hair, slitting my wrists while wearing beat up high top converse, white skinny jeans and a blink 182 shirt makes me want to die
>>24740362
You mean 2003
is emo even a thing anymore? i thought they all turned into hipsters
They don't typically go for black guys like 90% of most women.
Never understood how so many are worried about blacks when a lot are just not getting any.
>>24739611
you have to admit those are pretty fucking horrible replies
>>24740422
Dress metal get in a band. My ole whitewashed nigger friend pulled tons of teens
>>24740386
i can't imagine being a girl. their lives are boring as shit. their enjoyment and hobbies are completely based on other peoples enjoyments and hobbies.
just notice this when you have a girlfriend. she always wants you to figure out what to do, where to go, what to eat, what movie to see, they almost don't even have opinions on things. where as us guys can be content doing just about anything, women need constant stimulation or they'll be bored.
they're almost like children
>>24740422
just paint your nails black and you'll be a novelty niggermo
>>24740407
You mean 1873.
>tfw licked a cute emo polish girl's butthole
best moment of teenage years
>>24740422
those aren't real people who make those thread. those are paid shills my man.
everyone who's been outside for more than 2 seconds knows most races want nothing to do with nigger bucks.
>>24740466
>Guys complain about women being boring, having no personality, etc
>Want to marry a pure virgin who will do everything she's told and never talk back or do anything without husbands permission
Idk what you want from us. I think I'm gonna be a lesbian.
>>24740477
>licking butthole
Why. I see this happen in otherwise normal porn sometimes too. It's pure disgusting, what the fuck.
>>24740477
uh... you know polish people wipe their anuses using dried slabs of yesterday's feces, right?
>>24740422
Black men are A+. I used to not like them, because I thought that if I slept with a black dude it meant I was fat.
But then I met this half black personal trainer and he was hella into me, and his standards were high so I figured it would be okay to sleep with a black man
I haven't dated a white guy since then
>>24740542
U never had a gf lick your barn door,son?
>>24740542
How is it disgusting?
>shit comes out of there
So what? That's not a permanent thing, shit is supposed to be cleaned off from there. People who think that an anus is disgusting are the same retards who say "how can you kiss her when she's has cum on her face". If I ever get a boyfriend, I hope he won't be like this, because I expect to get rimmed.
>>24740466
>they're almost like children
they normally are children
>>24740429
Yep. If that weren't enough, not even the passably good looking black women want me.
Lagoon creatures or nothing, I guess.
>>24740524
i actually like when girls are boring and have no input. i was just stating that i would hate to be a woman.
>Idk what you want from us
sex, support, loyalty, and to be submissive.
literally that's it
>>24740566
Her butthole was pink and clean and cute
>>24740542
I don't know the appeal, I have a fixation on buttholes. I think its part of the submissive thing as well, as I'm really into femdom.
>>24740627
Feels good I'm in front of the keking game seeing as I've had black coon before You did as a black man. Wow . As a white man, Feels goodman
>>24740422
Dude what.
Black people are the biggest meme right now. You will literally get unlimited pussy no matter what you do simply because of your skin color.
>>24738873
>>24740362
>>24740407
As someone who is old and grew up during those days, the whole purple hair "scene" emo like in OP's pic didn't really come around until the late 2000s. Emo did exist in the early 2000s but it was less fashionable giant purple hair & raccoon make-up but more genuinely emotionally damaged girls.
You know sooner or later they'll have to grow up, remove the colored haired and quit the "cutsey :3" act, right? Are you still gonna want them then?
>>24739453
i feel you homie
>>24740763
Probably not no, which is why OP said date them and not marry them. But then again you wouldn't want to be all "RawR XD" when they're 40 years old.
>>24740752
Also, every single girl that I dated during those days was one form of emo or another. It's crazy how it was a huge multi-layered culture back then and at the turn of the decade it just totally went away.
>>24740696
>Her butthole was pink and clean and cute
you must be thinking of your own pussy, cutie.
>>24740752
>Emo did exist in the early 2000s but it was less fashionable giant purple hair & raccoon make-up but more genuinely emotionally damaged girls.
MySpace was already a thing in the early 00s (2003-2004) and emos were all over it. With their dark purple hair and all that other crazy shit.
>>24740752
This
Later 2000's was when scene shit really swept socialmedia for some reason
>>24740842
And before that it was bebo and victorme
>>24740840
I'm not that cute v.v
>>24739453
who doesn't desu lad?
>>24740599
Why the fuck would you want your butthole licked let alone somebody wanting to lick it. Licking asshole is like putting your tongue up somebody's nostrils.
>>24738873
That implies I can get a gf in the first place. Or that I spend my time around emos. Or have any friends really.
>>24740839
>Probably not no, which is why OP said date them and not marry them. But then again you wouldn't want to be all "RawR XD" when they're 40 years old.
Right.
I guess I'm on the minority of wanting to date someone if I truly know I like them and might be with them forever, and not just as a current obsession. I never got why people date when they know they will break up sooner or later.
>>24740917
>Why the fuck would you want your butthole licked
Because my anus is pretty sensitive and I'm sure it would feel great.
>Licking asshole is like putting your tongue up somebody's nostrils.
No, an anus is much easier to clean.
>>24740599
Because there's trace amounts of fecal matter still there fucktard, the only way to completely get rid of all of it is by doing an enema and bleaching the outside of the anus, both of which I'm sure you're not smart enough to do. You are literally munching on poo every time you do autistic shit like lick assholes. Not to even mention that it's a hole meant for things to go out, not in.
>>24740843
Nah. That's just when you were in high school and started noticing.
Getting your ass licked is glory
>>24740842
nope. Myspace wasn't meant for the general public until 2004, became huge and sold out by 2005.
Emo did exist prior to 2005, but online it was all done on livejournal and MSN messenger, and it was genuine dark and black and depressed, not purple clown hair girls.
>>24740843
Remember brokencyde?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
>>24740966
Oh my god, "trace amount of fecal matters" that I can't see, taste, or smell, and which has no impact whatsoever in my health. How can anybody even get closed to this, everything has to be 100% clean to the molecular level for me :(
>>24740986
Only fatwhite girls like brokenfags
>>24740933
>I guess I'm on the minority of wanting to date someone if I truly know I like them and might be with them foreverwhich is why you're a tfw no gf KHV
> I never got why people date when they know they will break up sooner or later.
Because there's no way of knowing if you're going to be with someone forever unless you try it out, and odds are you won't be, but it at least counts for practice and experience.
>>24740986
How could I not remember them
>>24741011they're on my ultimate guilty pleasure and I'm such a pretentious punk rock metalhead hipster. I'll be singing LET'S GET FREAKY NOW LET'S GET FUCKING FREAKY NOW while doing the laundry
>>24741077
It's ok Dr. Acula is mine
>>24741007
Whatever, enjoy getting E. Coli retard.
>>24741104
>E. Coli
From licking a bare anus that has been cleaned with simple soap and water? And you call me a retard hahahah
>>24740839
>you wouldn't want to be all "RawR XD" when they're 40 years old.
That's hilarious t b h.
Tfw no autistic emo milf gf.
>>24740986
It's like a rap video but instead of black people all over the place it's white people, and lots of screaming.
But yeah, this is so 00s... it's embarrassing.
>tfw no emo gf to paint nails black with
>>24738873
That crowd was always cutting themselves, the minute my friend carved a girl's name into his arm, who he was not dating, with an exacto knife is the minute I got the fuck out of that crowd. No sir I'm done with that shit. Then the other emo dude was such an insecure liar it was absurd. I may have been wildly insecure as well, but it was just not my crowd.
Although I still sort of dress emo its just 90's emo revivalish.
pffft. ive landed myself a qt 3.14 SJW girl
ive literally gone the south park route and become PC so I can crush puss
>>24738873
>it will never be 2006 again
>you will never take ritalin and smoke shitty weed after school with a qt scene queen
>you will never go with her and her older sister to a Blood Brothers show
>you will never recieve a handjob from her behind the venue while dudes in girl jeans with AFI shirts and long comb-overs smoke ciggarettes and drink vodka by the dumbsters
>you will never spend hours in the mall with her drinking orange julius and checking out the latest bright eyes CD at Sam Goody's
>you will never hear her say "Bush is a Nazi"
>you will never watch invader zim reruns while exploring /b/ for the first time on a Dell Inspiron in her parents living room
>you will never know what it's like to be part of the last decent time in American history
i want to die
>>24741444
hello jim sterling
>>24741523
not even bro.
im literally tall, dark and handsome. SJW whores cannot resist.
>>24741288
my mom is actually like that. She's from the 60s and is a bit of a retarded flower child and I can tell that she hasn't emotionally matured one bit since those days. Which is kind of a bummer when you expect your parents to be grown-ups.
>>24738873
>tfw literally impossible to find emo girls nowadays
Not that they would want me for anything but buying booze for them anyway.
>>24741457
>>you will never know what it's like to be part of the last decent time in American history
>00s
>last decent time in american history
Haha, you are so young.
>>24741602
>She's from the 60s and is a bit of a retarded flower child and I can tell that she hasn't emotionally matured one bit since those days. Which is kind of a bummer when you expect your parents to be grown-ups.
I can only imagine alot of future parents are gonna be like that too.
With so much entitlement going on and people thinking growing up is like getting cancer, they'll stay childish forever.
>>24741457
how do you know it is the last though, maybe the collapse will people like us an opportunity to show our qualities
>>24741457
I looked up local clubs online that I used to go to from back in those days, there was a huge goth/industrial/punk/emo/indie scene from back in those days.
All gone, all shut down and repurposed into restaurants or hookah lunges or normie clubs. Except for one giant metal club/bar/show venue that's been around since like 1986 or something.
Still, 2006 feels like it was just yesterday.
>>24741696
Oh its already happening.
hashtag mumblr
>>24739502
This t.bh f.am. Actual emo girls are my fetish, bonus points if suicidal. Idk why, mentally unstable emo chicks get me off so hard.
>>24741696
>Be immature girl
>Get knocked up
>Refuse to do an abortion because it's "murder"
>Pop out the kid 9 months later
>Realise raising a kid is a bother
>Let your parents raise the kid
This is literally what a shit ton of girls do.
>>24741759
I wonder what he has under the tutu. Turtle Ninja underwear? Frozen little girl panties?
Do they realize they made this kid into potential pedo bait?
>>24741772
I've dated/been with 5 girls in my life, and 100% of them were cutters and some sort of "alternative" like metal or scene or goth if not emo.
It's not like I purposely looked for girls that were cutters or anything, but that's the number that the roulette table landed on.
Plus, if they're willing to harm and mutilate themselves, imagine what they'll let you do to them.
>>24741779
Sad..
My parents has 4 kids and none of us have any children ourselves even though we're all at least in the early 20s. They're desperate for grandchildren. I think I could get away with dumping a child on them, but yeah, not gonna happen.
>>24739502
>tfw no empire!empire! gf/bf
>>24739579
Modern Baseball concerts are like a Tumblr meet up.
"Whatever, forever!" XD
>>24738873
Because I'm older than 16.
>>24741895
>be progressive parent
>kid wants to play with girl toys
>let him play with girl toys since gender is a meme and tell "him you can play with whatever you want"?
>no, instead dress him up like a gay transgender clown and publish his immortal picture on the internet.
Is this is like a ironic clever form of punishment like catching your kid smoking cigarettes so you make him smoke a whole unfiltered carton?
Nah they're probably just raising him to be a tranny.
>>24738943
>>24738892
/thread
original content
I once fucked an emotional chick. The makeup on her face left a perfect copy of her face on my pillow. I was a bit disgusted.
>>24741635
i was 14 years old in 2006 a freshman in high school so alot of that is just nostalgia, i was too young for the 90s, and the whole emo thing kinda passed me by, i never did what i described i just knew thats when the scene/emo thing was reaching it's peak and thats what the kids i went to school with did at the time, in fact i can remember by 2008 the hipster/stoner MGMT Animal Collective indie thing had replaced scene and emo except for a few stragglers. but bottom line american culture has probably been in decline since the 90s and from about 2009-2010 onward it has swung into full gear, i would trade stupid scene kids for SJWs and ISIS any day
>>24739579
>>24741981
I'm seeing modern baseball next weekend
Any tips for picking up some insecure teenagers?
Is this emo?
>>24741759
this kid is sasscore as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRaHDK3CeVs
also how do i make youtube play vids in high quality again
>>24742092
The thing is that scene kids, and before that emo, and before that pop-punk, and before that nu-metal, were the "counter-culture". Not so much mainstream culture.
Sure for something like nu-metal in the 90s the counter-culture was essentially mainstream with stuff like Limp Bizkit and Marilyn Manson, or pop-punk with Blink 182 and Sum 41, but the "real" punks and metalheads looked on the whole with the same "this is the end of good culture" disdain. They saw it as normies stealing their memes and music.
My point is that there's still a whole alternative scene and counter-culture today.
>>24742038
>disgusted
>no aroused
>>24742092
>but bottom line american culture has probably been in decline since the 90s and from about 2009-2010 onward it has swung into full gear, i would trade stupid scene kids for SJWs and ISIS any day
Try since the 60s.
>>24740386
IKTF SENPAI!! I fucking wish I could be one of those girls.
>tfw I still listen to Blink 182 almost everyday
Because modern emos are autistic, most act like OP's pic related
>>24742231
>>tfw I still listen to Blink 182 almost everyday
Jesus christ, why?
Grow up, please.
>>24738892
damn.
>tfw live in pre-08
>tfw 25
>>24742107
depends on the music that you listen to, actually.
but yeah there's definitely some emo fashion going on.
>>24738873
Damn this picture reminds me of all the lolrandom chicks I used to be friends with on Runescape years ago. They all talked like this and they're msn profile pics were scene as fuck (and pretty cute 2bh).
Making me feel nostalgic as fuck right now.
>>24742107
her style is similar to the one of the bassist from lord snow,
pretty skramz eh?
>>24742177
this?
if there is some authentic alternative counter-culture somewhere it must be well hidden, probably trying to avoid the same fate as /r9k/
>>24742103
Act like you don't hate them and then you can manipulate them from that point
>>24739539
Its supposed to be some sort of "cute" facial expression that scene stacies make. Girls like that are like teens that never grew out of their "random humor" phase from 2nd grade.
>>24739573
Or this.
>>24742487
>no problem glasses
what a poser.
but seriously, like every counter-culture thing that was named (emo, screamo, punk, metal, etc.) still exists today, it's just a fraction of what it they were in their prime.
You can still find purple-haired scene girls at metalcore shows.
>>24742292
There's something nice about smoking a cigarette by the window while listening to "I miss you"
>>24740890
Nepeta Trash
>>24740411
They did, OP just doesn't know what scene girls are.
>>24742103
>be into their music
aaand that's pretty much all you need.
When I was25I ended up hooking up with a16year old (which is legal here) just because we both liked the same 2 or three bands.
>>24738873
Because they died out in the last decade.
>>24741007
go eat shit you cvck
>>24742600
which bands? mcr, death grips and hollywood undead?
>>24740986
Didn't they fuck some of their under-age fans?
>emoCRAWLING INMY SKIIIIIIIIIIN
What was the best time for emos and where?
Was it in America?
Tell me dear oldfags
>>24742904
You're dead-on about MCR, which was THE standard emo band of the mid 2000s
>>24740743
Only if you're Jamal! :^)
>>24743073
emo > screamo
as far as robots are concerned.
emo came just before screamo and "scene" and was more about being damaged goods than it was about impressing people with your skinny boy jeans and purple floppy hair.
Bands like the following from the very early 2000s still had some screaming in them but weren't outright screamo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE_0m5OkyN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVFtRq81Ku8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLbHfOhJNR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap0mqwvf7H0
I still remember those few summers at the warped tour, as it was trasinitiong from just punk to pop-punk and emo, where robots and normies met on equal grounds, and how satisfying to post lyrics like "you could slit my throat and I would apologize for bleeding on your shirt" as my MSN status/screen name
>>24743099
mcr were actually good tho, same goes for early thursday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6L3r13Dsc4 and mid AFI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsOpt1BiuUk (art of drowning was the record that for once made me stop listening to nu-metal constantly and start exploring music beyond that)
also brand new
what else did you both like?
>>24742107
>tfw no qt short hair glasses gf with sleeves that are too long
>>24743271
i don't want to sound autistic but consider emocore and early 90's screamo like heroin and honeywell plz
>>24743294
Let's see, Rise Against which started off as proper pop-punk, turned emo over the years, and is now approaching critical dad rock territory.
Bad Religion, which I think dropped off the face of the earth, and was always like everyone's first "real" punk band.Brokencyde, which was posted earlier in this thread, and exemplifies the whole "scene" culture in a nutshell
and also Skrillex/dubstep was becoming big in America at the time, so that as well.
>>24743413
oh yeah I know that what I posted wasn't "real emo" at all, more pop-punk than anything, but to the casual observer who thinks that Linkin Park is emo, that's much more relatable I think
>>24738873
>wanting to stick your dick in a blue-ringed octopus
you first OP
>>24741759
>Kaige
this is the future. fuck it, I'm naming my kid Scorpion
>>24743496
>casual observer who thinks that Linkin Park is emo
do americans really do this?
>>24738873
Because the only onw at my school was a bulimic nigress who said she wasnt the same as other girls but still wanted to meet the same agenda as other girls. Also she was black and ugly, didnt like, she liked me, went out with her one day, dumped her next, realized whats the point of a girlfriend or wife if the love isnt real
>>24738892
>>24738926
Damn, this really made me nostalgic. I have just turned 18 but i love pre 2010 (internet) culture, im so sad (and pissed off) that i missed out on all of that. The internet these days is pure cancer, the only reason i still use it is because there is nothing which even remotely compares to it.
>>24742555
yo im gonna check ur trips and everything but nepeta is the best alternian of all time
>>24743575
Absolutely, if only because of that one "Crawling my skin, these wounds they will not heal" song
>>24743633
ur check bounced m80
>>24743698
u sure about that compatriot?
>>24741457
Didn't know I wanted this until I read it. Thanks for nothing anon.
/emoe/ would be ashamed of this thread
>>24743716
>tumblr filename
Ok I shot myself in the foot there. feel free to call me a faggot
>>24743693
oh yeah, makes sense, or "In the end, it didn't even maaateeeer"
>>24742092
What kind of rich as fuck school district were you in? We were still dealing with scene kids well into 2008, and very few people transitioned into hipsters. Most just went to raves for a few years and then settled into being normal with no unique interests.
>>24741959
>tfw no one to stay inside on snowy days and listen to what it takes to move forward
>>24743876
I will not shed a single tear
>>24738873
Because I look like this and emotional girls only want chad
>>24738873
Because I look like this and emotional girls only want chad, forgot pic
>>24744029
1 I n da tits 1 n da game
>>24744029
> emotional girls only want chad
not true, emo girls are into skinny keks.
>>24744029
l o s e w e i g h t t b h
>>24738873
They're all 13.
>>24738873
cause the scene is dead senpai
>>24739579
except modern baseball is awful.
>>24744029
6/10 m8
maybe 5/10
you can do it
>>24739029
>emo
>autistic
the jokes write themselves.
>>24744029
have you tried losing weight?
>>24744181
>tfw 2010 was 20 year ago
>As someone who is old and grew up during those days
2000 was only sixteen years ago. Jesus Christ. Do you even understand how small that amount of time is in the grand scheme of things. My grandma can't even remember what her own mother's face looks like, and yet somehow you consider yourself old for witnessing some shitty youth culture fad.
Top kek.
>>24745122
time loses worth as you get older.
there isn't a shit of difference between an 80 year old and a 90 old, and a 90 year old and a 100 year old, however that 10-year gap between a 10, 20 and 30 year old is a world of difference.
