A girl calls you disgusting in this particular situation.
Wat do?
"Fuck off, you stupid bitch."
>>24738864
"Hi, Disgusting. I'm Tom."
I never wear shorts so that wouldn't happen to me.
Go in for a titty touch
>>24738864
>let out a silent fart I've been holding in all day from eating shit fast food
>whisper in her ear
>"but it only gets better"
>watch her face twist into horror
>tfw your misogyny transcends from resentment and wanting to get back at women to full-blown actual disgust with the entire gender, its uselessness and entitlement
>tfw you no longer respond senselessly to women judging you by getting angry and compensating for it by trying really hard to remember that women are worthless
>tfw you have realized on such a fundamental level that women actually genuinely are truly worthless that you aren't bothered by it anymore
>tfw you see this gender equivalent of an 8 year old spoiled rich kid who has been coddled by his parents his whole life being bewildered and disgusted by the sight of children without as many toys as him, and just feel bad for him
>tfw you use the power of transcendent hypermisogyny to go right back to thinking of what party composition you are going to play in your next baldur's gate campaign
>tfw you think about edwin odesseiron while looking up the girl's skirt and remembering she has no soul or maybe a soul like a pig's soul
>tfw women will all be obliterated in the Codemaster Wars of 2065
>>24738988
samey samey
>>24738864
I tell her: "Agreed.".
I'm sorry, i'll try not to cum on you next time, I was ill prepared for physical contact today.
>>24738864
Twas no walk in the park for me either, sugar tits.
>>24738864
I'd like to think I'd say "fuck you, roastie whore"
But I'd probably keep my head down until the next stop and then exist post haste
>>24738988
Damn I don't agree with you, but I agree with you
Didn't stop him from fucking her later in the story.
>>24738864
I'd be pretty sure she's talking about the dude with drool leaking out and a giant snot bubble blowing out his nose.
"Just shut up hag"
>>24738864
i could only laugh about her.
Ask her for tips on how to shave my legs
Ex-fucking-cuse me?
I then proceed to unleash the fart I uncomfortably kept in out of pure decency.
They never do that. I've got the ugly/intimidating perk. So they usually just stfu and go sit somewhere else.
>>24738864
Thank you, mam. I try.
>>24738864
"Wow. That really hurt, ya know, in the heart area. I mean you really hurt my feelings there with your 'disgusting' comment. I don't understand why you had to go and be so mean."
>>24738910
Based passenger
I would do this.
>>24738864
Improve myself to not be a disgusting slob like 90% of this board
>>24738864
Stare at her without blinking
Keep staring
Blank face
Wait until she is visibly uncomfortable
Turn your torso to face her, but don't move your arms
Drink in her paranoia
Stretch your neck forward so your head is freakishly close to her face
Whisper "Hello Disgusting, my name is Frank"
>>24738988
>>tfw you have realized on such a fundamental level that women actually genuinely are truly worthless that you aren't bothered by it anymore
this desu
why would you respond to something a woman on public transportation says? why would you even listen to what a woman is saying? they're a nonperson, they can make all the noise they want, none of my business
anata wa chinchin daisuki
"nah, you're not that bad"
Any source on that, OP?
>>24740870
the file name, asshole
>>24738864
>she ends up fucking him in the comic
I don't understand.
>>24738864
>Apologize
>Wait until later
>Get on Tinder with fake Chad profile
>Swipe away until I find her
>Invite her over for dinner
You know the rest.
>>24738864
spit on her
>>24742116
i had the exact same thought. no other response is acceptable.
>give a toothy grin
>apologise to her
>the man next me awakens in excitement
>as do the other male passengers
>I give her a smug and warm stare
>ask "should I move then?"
>she suddenly becomes aware of the oncoming peril
>begins to stutter "n-no that's quite alright"
>we exchange glances
>all the men on the bus have rock hard errections
>they know what's coming as well
>the air is ripe with misgonony
>can hear her female pride being torn away as tears begin to form in her eyes
>I answer to her "no ill stand for your sake"
>she's full on bawling at this point
>all the men on the bus are flailing their cocks wildly.
>"its my privilege"
>a testosterone fueled roar breaks out among the vehicle
>men beat their chests and tear away what little clothing they had.
>train becomes a giant rigid penis and rides off the rails.
>the crying of Abita Sharkeshian can be heard in the distance
>>24741688
Catfishman?
>>24738864
Elbow her face. Play it off like it was the sudden movement of the train.
