NEETs, Subway has a promotion for you.
Sign up to receive Subway text alerts to recieve a coupon for a FREE that's right FREE nutritious sub made personally for YOU by a qualified sandwich artist with a purchase of a soft drink.
This offer is not valid for wagekeks.
>>24738743
AYYY lmao thanks family.
Gonna unsubscribe as soon as I get my sandwich
>>24738743
But only with some fresh salty wageytears
>>24738743
My subway has a special deal where if you bring your Autisumbux check to certify that you are a NEET the meal is free and the wagekek who made your sandwich has to fellate you.
>>24738743
>tfw KFC for tea, paid for by family
>done fuck all day but chill listening to music, no stress no job
wagekeks wont know this feel
>>24738743
Thisis a good promotion, as stated above.
is this the famous 21th century imageboard advertising i heard about?
>>24739660
Advertising? On /r9k/?
Subway is so fucking bad. How does anyone eat that shit?
Even the random college restaurant I go to makes way better subs.
>>24739950
even tendies are better baka
probs these losers only ever ventured out to subway and nowhere else
>>24739950
White people will eat anything
Damn, son, I'm hungry.
HUNGRY FOR SUBWAY
>>24739975
quite the opposite
white people will not eat anything outside of bread and shitty deli meat
>be NEET
>be on Welfare
>turn up at the community center 6PM every day
>lunch served free by wagies keked so hard that they 'volunteer' for the privilege of serving me
>dont have to cook, don't have to pay a dime, eat a satisfying meal
>go home
>play vidya until 3AM
You wagekeks sure got told.
>>24739975
It kind of figures that niggers and NEET threads would overlap considering they're both parasites on society.
>>24738743
>Only 6 inch subs
I have some self respect.
enjoy your poisonous food NEETS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaoM3II4ZnU
already had a real sandwich from a much better place that the company i work for paid for
DAMN IT. I BOUGHT ANOTHER FUCKING SANDWICH TODAY. STOP IT. I DON'T HAVE INTERNET ON MY PHONE SO THE COUPON DIDN'T WORK. I SPENT 3 EXTRA DOLLARS AND DIDN'T GET A DRINK. MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP
absolutly deliscious if i do say so myself
>>24738743
is this for real or r u memeing again pepe
>>24743338
its real senpai its on their website
>>24739975
That aint tru bruh, some of the realest ni66az i kno love them sum subwai subz, yu hear me familia
>>24738743
Do i have to leave my cave and interact with real people in subway? or do they do home delivery?
>>24740584
lol that was confirmed fake you salty wagekek
>>24743403
theres actually real gangsters on 4chan damn, i never wouldve suspect
>>24743430
yup m8 its good for you to get fresh air though
>>24743382
fuck yea
>>24743382
Then link it
>>24744068
www.subway.com/sms
Lazy ass smfh
>>24739975
Says the nigger who will search trashcans for food.
>>24739152
You literally have no idea how jealous I am. No this is not satire I'm being serious. I just can't take the pill and become a neet I just can't do it.
>>24738743
>nutritious sub
white bread is bad for you op is a liar
>>24744420
You can get wheat bread Desu
Rye or pumpernickel?
Can we get rid of this viral marketeer already?
>>24744366
I wonder, is that worth the effort?
gonna get some subway and then watch the Knicks #neet
>>24744565
>Complaining about a free sub offer
>>24744402
haha try it out sometime
>tfw laying by the fireplace and reading a 1000 page fantasy novel
>>24744334
>smfh
Why are you typing like that?
Is your keyboard broken?
>>24744334
>www.subway.com/sms
That says get a free sub if you buy a phatass 30 oz high fructose corn syrup sugar bomb.
>>24744402
your time will come family, it took me a long time to take the leap, but what a leap it has been.
Relaxation, leisure and happiness for days.
>>24738743
You're pretty good must get lots of money in your job you fraud.
>>24738743
>qualified sandwich artist
You mean a wagekek?
>>24746494
Qualified sandwich artists live to serve the NEET so we respect them.
