>Going on a lunch date with a cute girl in an hour
Oh gosh, what do I do?
Compliment her every 5 minutes. Pay for her order, leave a big tip, order appetizers. Sit at a booth, not a table.
>>24738480
Don't order the spaghetti XD
>>24738480
Don't ever bring up anything fucking sexual and try to be yourself in the long run this shit actually pays off instead of hiding yourself away and then divorcing because she doesn't like your qualities. It's not a meme. Also with the don't be sexual part jesus christ if you have to jack one off before you go DO IT. I drop any guy who starts bringing up sexual shit before we're even dating, it's so distasteful and disgusting
>>24738480
Jack it literally right before you leave. And then just pretend she's a guy and act normal.
Compliment her outfit, sweater or whatever she has done with her hair. Don't gush at her though, just play it cool and you will seem non desperate
>>24738515
Why a booth?
>>24739095
I always prefer a booth, its pretty comfy
>>24738515
Follow this if you want to be her friend
>>24738515
Dont do any of this
Take a shot or two of vodka and brush your teeth vigorously. Comb your hair and read the news so you have conversation topics to fall back on. Take a shit and wipe your ass thoroughly. Shave and make sure you don't have a unibrow. Floss well. Jack off if you feel anxious.
>>24738523
What are you, Mormon or something? You sound like a real cunt.
>>24739291
Holy autism batman, shouldn't you be doing all of these things ANY TIME you go out?
Dress and groom accordingly. Watch a few vids to amp yourself up. Stand straight and put your arms on your hips and smile as hard as you can.
There you should feel confident.
>>24739333
You always drink before you go out?
Tell her she looks nice but don't compliment the fuck out of her over everything. If the date is going bad, bring a deck of cards and do some magic tricks to lighten the mood
