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I've been sitting around listening to Louis CK bootlegs
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I've been sitting around listening to Louis CK bootlegs and waiting for a hat to get dleivered and I hear Louis CK prefacing a bit by saying that he had a friend who used to masturbate by putting his palm against his shaft really hard, and don't try it because it fucks up your dick.

I've been jacking off that way for 19 years. Am I alone?
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>>24738338
Na pham, thats i started jacking off. I would rub my hard dick with my palm over my boxers, but now I'm sock master race
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Can't be any worse than what happens when you jelq
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>>24738338
just stop doing it dum dum

if louis ck is making a joke about it being dangerous then it has some basis in reality
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I'm the same. It could be why my dick goes up a bit halfway.
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I don't have anything valuable to contribute to this thread, but I have this gif of T.J Lane
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>>24738820
He was holding back tears when he said it
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>>24738820
did that nigga really say that
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>>24738827
He was. In the court-room videos he smirks at the victims' families but you can tell he's choking up a little.
>>24738841
He did, his attorney looked entirely defeated.
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>>24738841
yeah he did, although it seemed pretty forced and like he was trying to sound cool
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>>24738853
Everything he ever says seems forced. It's all part of the school shooter facade
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>>24738841
https://youtu.be/1FQ1rmNqmvY?t=1m50s
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>>24738891
Didnt he escape jail last year?
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>>24739063
Yeah, he escaped for like a day in 2014, on 9/11 too.
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>>24738338
I started with that and also rubbing my penis on my thigh. I've been masturbating all my life. I think I even did it in one of my classes really young when I didn't know any better. Unpleasant memory 2beehonest. Now I just tug the skin up and down.
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