You are not a robot if:
>you are a woman
>you are white
>you actually have a car AND a place to live at the same time
>you have over $100 in savings
>you have ever had sex
If any of these apply to you; reddit that-a-way my man
>>24738116
>not being a consumerist normie scum stops you from being a robot
cool
>>24738116
>you are white
Fuck you. Being white doesn't save me from the fact that I'm 5'5"
>I..I can't be a robot, I'm white
Sergio Martinez is not white.
I have a three year old daughter, another baby on the way with a different woman, starting a job that pays 35k yearly (and a part time consulting job that will pay an additional 15k yearly), benefits, 401k, have had sex with at least 18 girls/women (lost my virgitnity at age 13), and am proud to not be a robot. This board produces more OC for cringe than anything I've ever seen. Thanks guys.
>>24738959
There's a 30% chance that either one of your children aren't even yours. Now fuck off.
>>24738991
Both children are 100% mine :^] The daughter is my spitting image. Actually, she looks a lot like my little sister when she was 3
:-]
>>24738880
Go find a 5'0" asian girl, not hard to find.
>>24738899
Fat white guys can work out. Even if their face is ugly, asian girls will still go for you because they still have a white face. If asian guys work out, it just looks weird.
>>24738959
>401k
>mfw i work in finance
>mfw i ultimately get the last laugh because this normalfag has a JUST tier financial product
>>24738116
Oh look! It's only the hundredth time this shit thread has been created!
>>24738116
you can't be a robot if you're not white, faggot
>don't have a car
>have the other things
Feels good man
