Give me a senior quote, faggots
"My penis cannot get fully erect."
"Smhtbhfam" - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Or pic related
"I chug dick!"
JUSTle funny robot muting meme
>>24737117
"Big dicks can only oppress the small masses. That's why I'm chode"
-Voltaire
"My homies say that pussy takes a toll on dudes, but my easy pass dick just slides right through."
-Ulysses S. Grant
She said "I never want to make you mad
I just want to make you proud"
I said "Baby just make me cum
Then don't make a sound"
-Osho
>>24737117
^ literally this desu senpai
>>24737117
"Life is more than fame, rock and roll, and thrills. All the riches of the kings end up in wills" - Jon Foreman
That was mine
" It is such a shameful pity that my ideal world cannot be created."
"The forbidden month for the forbidden month, and forbidden things in retaliation. And one who attacketh you, attack him in like manner as he attacked you. Observe your duty to Allah, and know that Allah is with those who ward off evil."
-Qu'ran 002.194
"Roasties not welcome"
"No hymen, no diamond!"don't blox me hiroshimoot
"I don't know what everyone is getting so butthurt about. I was just doing it for the lulz."
-Adolf Hitler, 1945
"I have mastered and transcended memedom, lo and behold as I thrust the world into a new era of epic internet culture"
"How strange it is to be anything at all"
Was mine.
Posr more
I had phone sex with a 52 year old woman pretending to be a 43 year old woman who was pretending to be her mother when I was 16 years old
>>24737749
Ha go back to mu faggot
"When you fall, the only rope than can pull you out of it is yourself"
-Brendan Rodgers
you're waifu a shit
-Gianni Versace
"You guys are alright"
THIS IS AN ORIGINAL FUCKING POST NIGGAS TONGUE MY ANUS
"When my wife goes to get the groceries, and the house is all to myself, I have started to then use this free time to drive my new Ford Crown Victoria to the nearest flea infested corner in the ghetto to pick up young black bucks, drive them back, take them into my home; feed them, clean them, clothe them so that when my wife and daughter return home, its just me and the bucks sitting at the table. First time they didn't know what was for dinner. Now, we do all our shopping at flea infested nigger corners, preferably by the barber shop."
-Louis Szekely
"googoo gaga"
>>24737117
"FUCKING NORMIES!! GET OFF MY BOARD"
If trips then you have to.
>>24737117
"Tick tock, collegekeks."
- if you're not going to college
"You can't catch herpes twice."
