General Topic:
>What unique ways do you show your affection for your obsession?
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>>24737020
I want to force my future boyfriend to get rid of all his friends. I wouldn't do it all at once, i'd make him slowly get rid of all of them until only him and I remain.
>tfw you want to bump the thread but you don't have anything to contribute
>tfw you're just a boring old dependent, not a yandere
loyalty
love
redemption
order
revenge
LLROR
She's mine, she just doesn't know it yet.
>>24737765
she's not you just don't know it YET FUCK yooooooooooooou bitch
jkofc
>>24737127
I already don't have friends
want to be my gf?
>>24737990
>this pompous failure
>>24737020
>What unique ways do you show your affection for your obsession?
I made a shrine of / for her; I don't recall if I already shared this story... hmmm, maybe I should write down what I have already shared.
>>24737058
>Tyuuinbbgg
Is that an acronym or an onomatopoeia?
>>24737127
That's doable, my former yandie had full permission to monitor all my messages and eventually decide whether I should answer or not (to a degree, of course). If he loves you enough, he'll do it. Just be aware that burning bridges may eventually do more harm than good to your future boyfriend.
>>24737602
What's that? A personal code? banner?
>>24738157
it's a spell for death
>>24738179
Talk to me, Anon. Why would you want to curse someone with a death sentence?
>>24737020
Yes yg is a good rapper but rich homie quan is better
>>24738981
>death sentence
>curse
You realize...
Gah nevermind
>>24739174
maybe the death won't be immediate, traditionally most "death spells" recourse to external factors having a higher probability of occurring, like unlucky tripping and breaking your spine and dying. Or at least that was the theory.
Only 14 replies, with 2 of which already breaking a rule.
Despicable.
>>24739298
What's the second rule break?
>>24739403
Global 6 violation: >>24737937
>>24739298
Ah, the attention-seeking hypocrite returns, and a load of irony with him.
>>24739513
Interesting, how you post in a board, point out rules, yet you don't know which rules apply... Rule No.6 is not enforced nor relevant here. Otherwise, the entirety of your post history would be a violation of it and the moderators would have deprived us of your presence months ago. For reference, this is Global Rule 6:
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
>>24739776
>Rule No.6 is not enforced nor relevant here.
http://www.4chan.org/rules
>Global rules apply to all boards unless otherwise noted.
Nowhere on the website is stated that global rules are not enforced on /r9k/. The specific pointing out of global rule 3 applying on /r9k/ is because the board is summarized as "topicless, just like /b/".
>>24739823
It does, you disgusting contaminant:
boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/23675577#q23675599
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect.
https://www.4chan.org/rules#r9k
https://www.4chan.org/rules#b
>Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 are enforced.
>>24739403
>>24739776
>>24739899
No! Bad Anons! Ignore trolls and stay on topic, for the love of all that is good... when will you guys learn.
>>24739899
You're implying that global rule 3 is the only one in effect on /r9k/. I already explained, but I will requote.
>The specific pointing out of global rule 3 applying on /r9k/ is because the board is summarized as "topicless, just like /b/".
Every global rule applies to /r9k/
>>24739513
>(you)
This thread is already dead and I'm festering with its corpse. That's the thread's tradition.
>>24737020
>>What unique ways do you show your affection for your obsession?
I have this problem where when the feeling gets too strong, I break and get violent. Not because I'm angry, but because my brain's programming can't handle the level of love. It goes out of range and bugs start happening like "I need to hurt him to show how much I love him!" as though it's just common sense.
>>24740101
I'm the same way, I come too strong and scared dem boys away... I get violent and just storm off from online conversations... I'm an idiot though but I can't help it but I wish I could and be always cute and lovey and such
>>24740101
>>24740281
Imagine falling in love with a mannequin or a doll. You can only interact with them so much and it gets boring really quickly. There's no way to connect with it substantially, except by destroying it.
>>24740092
Not an excuse to break rules. There will never be excuses to break rules.
>She asks me if people think she's my sugar daddy because she is older than me and pays for things
>I tell her no
>Tell her she's my Salty Mommy because of her violent possessiveness
>hfw
>>24739298
>>24739513
>>24739823
>>24739958
>>24740351
>Rule 3: You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, etc.
- All your replies are off-topic and flaming
>Rule 6: The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
- No high-quality images.
- No informative comments.
Hypocrite much?
>>24740351
It's a way of controlling the posters of this thread by alienating them, with weaponized shitposting.
>>24740562
>All your replies are off-topic
You make an irrefutable point. Well done. I do apologize.
>flaming
Not any of the sort of this, however, you're crossing your boundaries here.
>no high quality images
Images aren't necessary.
>no informative comments.
My comments are certainly informative and definitely not lacking quality.
>>24740602
Having a clear agenda to work posters to would increase the effectiveness of your shitposting, would it not? A shitpost that amounts to "no you" is only a mild annoyance.
>>24740681
Having an unclear agenda is the best part of it. I truly despise fat thirsty circlejerking asswipes who namefag and tripfag, and create their own tightly-knitted community. I will never let them prevail. They might cower in the IRC and on the website, but here is my domain.
>>24740101
>>24740281
>>24740332
>Imagine falling in love with a mannequin or a doll.
Is that not a selfish perspective? I find understandable if the other person is wired different or has not learned to appropriately (or beneficially) express how they feel and how much they care, but it is something they should work on, and definitely explain to their beloved ones that it is an issue they have. They will understand, but it is something to look out for and shape it into form, at the very least so that the relationship will survive.
>>24741064
I do not use this trip or name anywhere else, and even here I use it around only in 10% or less of the posts I make, but I am open to constructive criticism: should I ditch the trip in all situations? I hope this community (of sorts) becomes bigger, and perhaps with the website it can become a resource for people like me that have to go through life suffering these tendencies. I find it a little sad that so many fetishize it due to their loneliness and do not understand that at its core, it is a crippling thing to have. But I do understand why they fetishize it: We all want a devout and loving partner, even those kind of people that will not act reciprocally.
>tfw no yandere gf in Rhode Island
okay...
>>24741064
But that makes it chaotic, and doesn't necessarily causes instability unless you manage to effect and transfer your shitposting to others. The monster hunter general on /vg/ suffer a similar fate. I mentioned the Reddit boogeyman one too many times, and the whole general spiraled into a shitfest of people crying about Reddit. Oops.
I digress.
>circlejerking name and tripfriends
These don't necessarily destabilize a general or board, though, as long as the clique has no agenda to reshape a community.
>>24741217
What reason do you have to selectively add a trip to your posts?
>I find it a little sad that so many fetishize it
Women in general are fetishized, at least online. The setting that comes with it hardly matters. It also probably doesn't help that the general is called "yandere", rather than "obsession" general. I believe it could improve the general for multiple reasons.
Fucking die you cunt. I hope you die. I seriously, genuinely, honestly wish death on you. I want to cave your fucking face in with a hammer. Fucking die.
>>24741489
This is uncalled for and grounds for punishment. Please be nice.
>>24741615
Fucking disappear.
>>24741653
No. Now be nice.
>>24741489
>>24741653
Every time you reply, you give them a reason to answer too. If everyone had ignored their first post, he would have lost interest by now. Please stop.
>>24741771
Oh come on he's like a fucking weed, they NEVER just go away on their own whether you reply to them or not. Only time ever gets rid of these cunts.
>>24741217
You want to claim these well-made constructive posts as yours. I understand that. Just don't start getting cocky and also don't act like cookinganon, who is part of the crux of the circlejerk development. He acts and posts with such unsightly self-importance.
>>24741354
>These don't necessarily destabilize a general or board
I get that. I have my own terms.
>>24741899
More than claim them, I trip up when I care to follow up if I receive an answer, so that the other person can be sure that it is the same who replied before. Some users are very adept at mimicking the syntax and grammar of others, even to the point of copying the same mistakes, and they tend to use (around here) that skill to reply with mean comments or outright insult, ruining a chance something good will come out of a conversation, advise, or amicable discussion (since it is likely that the previously replied user will immediately discard the given opinion if suddenly antagonized).
>>24741899
And what terms are those?
hello again
here's a lewd yuno
how has everyone been?
i'm still dealing with stuff that happened.
>>24742625
What happened anon, care to share?
>>24742808
i'm not going into details on here just to be safe, sorry.
>>24742625
My gf is upset at me because I called her salty. I fear for my butt and what she might do to it tonight.
>>24742967
>I'm gonna talk about some stupid shit that happened to me but if people ask about it, I refuse to give out details for "safety" instead of just not mentioning at all
Fuck you, dumb faggot.
Well this week sucked. I've been putting off dating and other shit because I had my eyes on this one girl for a while. I don't get to talk to her often but this month she was going to be on school vacation so I would have been able to make up for all that time I didn't get to speak to her and waited for her.
I was soooo fucking excited and happy, even if I had to work I'd try my hardest to talk to her. And then she tells me she doesn't want me around anymore right when December hits.
All the fucking struggle I've dealt with, all the bullshit yandere feelings about how much I missed her and wanted to talk to her over these past few months and all for fucking nothing. The gigantic payoff I was waiting for just got thrown down the shitter and I'm more depressed than ever. I wish I could just off myself now if I had the balls to do it.
>>24743070
nah, i want to talk, but i'm not gonna be an idiot and start bragging about it only for someone to read about it and screw me over.
you sure are upset tho my man
>>24743163
Why post about it in the first place then anon?
>>24743108
Why did she tell you she didn't want you around anymore?
>>24743285
i don't really have anything to talk about.
>>24743108
i would have offed myself already today if i had a gun or something.
>>24743108
>>24743358
> would have offed myself already today if i had a gun or something
you can always stab yourself on the jugular, you'll die in seconds
>>24743324
She feels like shes too busy with other shit to talk to me. I already knew this shit and I was willing to wait until she was free to talk during holiday breaks and shit. But she doesn't want me to wait around.
Oh well like it fucking matters, life is awful, love is shit and there is always some bullshit excuse that no one will ever want me. I'm tired of chasing love, but society is set up so women will never have to chase for love because male thirst is so fucking real they don't even need to search for someone right because some thirsty fuck will beg for her to date him and jump through 30 flaming hoops to get the chance. And I'm fucking done with that game, I've done the stunts, done the bullshit to get girls to notice me, but to only get dumped in the end because once they learn the true me, it's nothing they want since they can't profit from my hobbies/personal pleasures.
>>24743500
i'd have to drunk to do that, not just desperate and alone
>>24743504
>>24743576
Don't worry anon things will work out eventually, you just have to keep your hope intact!
>>24743500
>vein
>dead in seconds
Uh, anon
I just want a motherly yandere gf who will tell me everything is going to be fine. I dont even care about sex anymore; I just need some sort of intimate contact
>>24742459
There are people with agendas to change the thread that I don't want to settle in in this thread basically. If then these people start getting confident about their own shitposting, I change my ways and crush them because I can easily out-perform them. It can get really chaotic with the shitposting waves.
But if I don't help towards this, then anons won't have their quiet time afterwards where they can easily reply to each other without having 4 tripfags replying to them with their opinions that are heavily factored by bullshits created for their tripsonas, or having them engulf the thread and leaving anons out, among other kinds of ways these people can destroy this thread.
a destructive cycle of sufferring and death is the price this thread has to pay.
>>24743596
i won't believe that until it actually does work out, and i won't be holding my breath.
>>24743880
I thought the same thing anon, I never wanted to wake up and wanted to die, but I kept up hope and something wonderful came out of it.
Never. Give. Up.
>>24743872
You are cool, wanna be my friend?
>>24743500
To expand on this a little bit, try to learn where your carotid artery is, then only slice the artery.
Death will be a lot more pleasant when you still have the ability to breathe and your not choking on blood. You'll also be dead relatively quickly because the carotid artery is the one which supplies blood to areas above the neck, so you'll black out within 10 seconds.
>>24743872
Hey an anon that understands, thank you anon, I hope you have a wonderful weekend
>>24743945
I'm sorry, I can't befriend people anymore. I get obsessed with friendsin a platonic wayeasily and I don't want to be obsessed with a looser!
>>24743998
No, thank you for not scolding me when I shitpost this thread to hell and back. It has been 3 years now.
>>24743940
i'm not gonna give up trying to secure myself financially, i just don't have any optimism, and my care for others gets lesser every year
i'm glad things worked out for you at least
what happened?
>>24744149
>looser
Pretty sure that anon wouldn't want to be friends with someone who can't spell anyway!I get obsessed with friends too, so I just don't try to make them anymore.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPyP5dIoKl0
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24744207
I burn too many calories that way. I don't wish to drop dead from friendship.
>>24743108
>for a while
Try seven years.
Seven.
Years.
>>24737020
Can I use all that stuff to stalk a girl from school?
>>24744263
video is too short to fap
>>24744149
>I don't want to be obsessed with a looser!
You didn't have to be so mean... you could have just ignored my post.
>>24744472
>ignore post
No way.
>>24744472
its ok family i gotchu
>>24744976
>Spook's real name is Ken Snijders from Maastricht, Holland.
Incase anyone missed it.
>>24740101
>>24740281
that sounds almost appealing.. almost.
>>24744856
So, you would rather make me feel bad than ignore me. You seemed so nice and righteous in your other posts.
>No Yans in the hand state
KMS senpai
>>24738157
Burning alot of small bridges isnt a big deal when I can just build a great big one with him.
>>24737127
just dont get bored of him when he does it.
>26 images with 26 posters
>27 images with 27 posters
Righteous.
>>24744149
Is it time to break the break?
Do suicide pacts seem appealing to anyone else?
By telling him the plans I would make to kill his shitty exes if I knew I could get away with it.
>>24746613
Hell no, I want to live with my yandie for ever and ever. I would gladly incinerate the entirety of the southern hemisphere of world for an eternal life with my sweetie.
>>24746652
uhh... im lost..
>>24746652
Le so wacky canned response for the 50th time of "I'd kill his ex's so I'm totally yandere guise xD"
Why not come up with someone else already you unoriginal bitch.
>>24746681
>>24746690
I believe they are replying to the OP's general topic:
>What unique ways do you show your affection for your obsession?
>>24746722
I know what they are saying, but this bitch is still unoriginal. She keeps claiming shes yandere, but only says this one thing. THIS ONE FUCKING THING DAY IN AND DAY OUT. It's almost meme level at this point about how much this namefag parrots how they are a super duper unique yandie. Never anything new, never any new ideas to show love just the same fucking thing.
It's like a basic bitch saying shes into bondage and the deepest she will go into it is being handcuffed to the bed, but only when shes feeling it.
>>24745219
delete that post
>no one will ever be obsessed with you because you're boring and nothing about you stands out
>>24746690
>>24746780
People want the anime yanderes. In real life it's a lot different.
I also never claimed to actually be a yandere. I relate to them a bit, but I don't fit into a direct category.
Sounds like you guys are a little buttmad, I guess you've been lurking the irc and are jelly that someone gets to be with me instead of you?
I also haven't been to any of these threads in at least a week. ;^)
>>24746780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY52Zsg-KVI
>>24745219
>4. You will not post or request personal information ("dox") . . .
>>24746830
>>24746953
I'm actually saving it for future threads.
>>24746830
>>24746953
um you are not talking to a real person
whores arent real people and should disappear from existence and stop being such a disgusting bother to everyone and everything
>>24747017
Anyone who willingly uses a trip deserves the shit he gets anyway.
>>24747009
hah well done
save it for when it happens again with his new gf who will end up doing the same
then you will have a set
Why does everyone hate Spooks now?
>>24746843
>I relate to them a bit
No you don't, you are pretending to be something you aren't. You just want to seem quirky and cute like those fat weeb girls who want to "glomp" everything like in their harem animes. People like you are personality leeches who take traits they find in animes and adapts them to their personality trying to be said anime so they can be quirky and cute.
The only reason you claim it's "different" in real life is because you are such a normalfag that you couldn't commit to the role of an actual yandere and risk your life in prison to keep people away from your loved one. So in the bottom of your mind your normalfag brain that isn't ill rationalizes that doing said acts you pretend you are into isn't an actual good idea. You are filled with as much hot air as a hot air balloon that you truly believe you belong here and the fact you think any yandere would want your weeb ass is sad. Yandere in the anime is true yandere. Yanderes are destructive to everything and don't pretend to be destructive to be cute to their little fling.
>>24747017
a whore wrote "delete that post", actually
>>24747078
I personally do not know what exactly happened, but people on /d/ were saying that he's two faced. Whether or not there's proof or not is up in the air.
>>24747078
Idk, Personally I want to know both sides before I make a decision on a person. From my information of the situation, spooks is an alright dude.
>>24747092
Nevermind, seems like you don't go on the irc.
I mean, the closest thing I could come to is yangire? It'd be too much time to explain the whole situation and you're probably not worth it anyways. It seems like you live for internet drama, so I'm sure your parents are very proud of you.
You're mostly just spewing venom, it looks like you need to calm down. I have a present for you.
>>24747165
two faces
imagine having such a lacking life that you follow 4chan drama from board to board and thread to thread
>>24747225
He's collecting our passwords.
whoever's saying shit about spooks is likely the buttblasted whore exgf pay it no mind.
>>24748776
I was literally about to shitpost something similar to that..
>inb4 spooks holds the site hostage and threatens to release everyone's passwords
>>24748776
>not using a different password for every site
100% your fault
>>24748850
Fucking this, I used a different account name/password for this exact reason. Trusting a tripfag with personal information that you aren't willing to give a random person makes you an idiot.
Including on 4chan where everyone is a scumbag dramawhore.
>>24748884
>Tfw my password is my social security
>>24748776
It shouldve have been obvious he was doing such a thing when it became apparent he was heavily monitoring traffic to the site.
>>24748915
That's something a baby boomer would do.
>tfw no yandere bf to make suicide pact a with and keep our love eternal.
>>24749089
I don't really need to make one because as soon as I find my real love, when they die I'll die on the inside, and if we last until we are 70/80 I'll probably die of a broken heart like a day later like you hear in the news sometimes.
>>24749089
how would we commit suicide?
>>24749250
How ever you like.
Preferably nothing messy.
>>24749089
then go on yandere.org and get one
>>24749352
assuming i have no preferences?
>>24739149
YOU SHOULDA SEEN HOW A NIGGA PULLED UP IN THE RIDE
IN THE RIDE
IN THE RIDE
