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>implying women can't be robots
I'm getting really tired of this meme.
Pic related, malebots can't even begin to imagine how hard it is to be a woman these days, especially when you're not a Stacy.
You need to realize that for us girls every day is a struggle and that we belong on /r9k/.
>>24736239
wasted potential stories get me hard tbqh
>>24736239
literally
literally
just open your legs
>men don't have dreams
>men always have motivation
pls stop baiting me
>>24736239
great b8 tbhslut
very original.
>implying women can be robots
>implying women have feelings
shaking my cranium senpai
You are sick of being lonely?
Then literally go and talk to any of the fucking lonely fuckers here
All you cunts do is fucking bitch but when some guy offers to end your lonliness you do nothing about it
You are lonely because you choose to be
That is the only fucking way I can make sense of it
Serious question why haven't you just posted your fucking contact info or something?
>tfw your bed is stained with period blood
>>24736239
i'm not sure if sylvia plath knew about this research at the time, but that poem illustrates an actual, documented psychological phenomenon.
studies show that, during an experiment, when people have *too many* choices, they get anxiety and second guess themselves, which leads to them actually choosing a *less optimal* choice than if they only had a few options in the experiment.
men have, at least somewhat, internalized the idea of "stick to what you're good at' or "focus on one thing at a time." but you can never tell women this. not corporately, not one single woman. they don't understand that it's not from a place of "control." it's from a place of "you can't see yourself from the outside. you're 24, attractive, and you're never going to meet anyone because your standards are retarded and nonsensical."
Lets get this bait thread started then
>>24736406
mine is stained with cum from when I was younger and didn't know what masturbating was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7kP_dd6LU
Obligatory for every fem"bot" thread
>>24736239
>I want to have my cake and eat it: the picture
sayge
>>24736361
>chat to a guy off of /r9k/ (supposedly the #1 slut hating board)
>they get huffy and stop talking to me once I wont show them my tits
>>24736480
I don't believe that you cant find one fucking person one r9k who wouldn't want to date you
>>24736480
>implying r9k isnt filled with normalfags
you should have seen this comming
>>24736480
I'll be your bf miss, just don't expect anything than a disgusting creep.
Women cannot and will never be robots, fuck off back to tumblr
>>24736480
/r9k/ fucking hates women of course they don't give a shit about you you fucking slut.
>>24736552
>/r9k/ fucking hates women
I fucking wish
If that were the case then these threads wouldn't get 500 replies every fucking time
>>24736550
>tfw i knew a widow at work
>tfw that image it's true
>tfw she fucked another person a few weeks after her husband died.
>>24736480
>talking to people from 4chan
>>24736570
These threads are only bumped by betas who think these threads are their chance to talk to girls.
>>24736239
oh boo fucking hoo cupcake
you have to make decisions. its part of life.
go fuck yourself you whiney goddamn roastie
>>24736239
I don't have any problem with fembots, as long as you're a robot I couldn't care less about your gender
Cunt hate thread?
Cunt hate thread.
>>24736239
>Literally cannot decide which one of all the men coming and trying to make an impression you want to have a relationship
>Hurr durr... I'm so lonely... Women can totally be lonely
>When with men it's less about not being able to chose whichever woman you want, but no woman wanting to chose you
Do we really have to have this same retarded white knight thread all the time? Hasn't this been explained to death multiple times already? We've already established that apart from extreme case female loneliness is due to personal choices and nothing else.
>>24736570
If there is one thing I hate more than women, it's the beta men that enable them
>>24736606
Majority of /r9k/. Yeah the homeboarders have principles but the normie tourists who come here to vent or get an ego boost dont care
>>24736614
I bet she turns guys that have a face like the before picture all the time and then laughs about it with her friends just to make herself feel better.
>>24736620
This, so fucking much this
No matter how much it is explained these cunts will never understand
Imagine being a woman, such a weak, mindless and stupid being. I'd rather kill myself.
>>24736653
>>24736620
>abohooo I can't have my 10/10 Stacy instead of a kind 7/10 normal girl, better get depressed!
Malebots don't know what true suffering is.
>>24736614
schopenhauer's hair would make good handles for skull fucking.
>>24736620
>how can you be lonely if thirsty fucks want to pump and dump you lol?
here, let me redpill you
>>24736664
>instead of a kind 7/10 normal girl, better get depressed!
I would settle for a fucking 4/10 girl at this point
You will never understand the pain of being completely fucking invisible to every member of the opposite sex
>>24736664
Here's you're (You) niggerfaggot
>>24736661
>implying you're probably not a skinnyfat manlet useless neet
>>24736700
>men only want sex
nice fucking meme
Women cannot be robots.
Women cannot be lonely.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YjmnC0EjEC
>>24736614
Vincent seems like a rational woman.
>>24736701
>I would settle for a fucking 4/10 girl at this point
oh, the horror
yes, men are totally not shallow at all!
>>24736700
>Men only want burgers
>Women want a super mac with everything in it
>WE ARE SO HUNGRY MEN FUCKING SUCK
>>24736664
>Talk about being rejected by literally all the women you try to impress
>Hurr durr... You must have only been trying to impress 10/10 girls and ignored all other girls
Look at this white knight idiot... I'm getting the feeling that you're the same guy who got triggered and left when I explained how courting works and how badly it favors women in a previous thread on the same topic.
>>24736661
what the fuck even happened here? was he stabbed?
>>24736720
fucking oath mate
>>24736736
>saying i would date an ugly girl makes me shallow
Jesus fucking christ you are stpid
>>24736700
>Take who we mate very seriously.
Explain single moms
>>24736716
185 cm, 75 kg ottermode with decent facial aesthetics, what next roastie? You gonna call me a bitter virgin?
>>24736747
>he
Yes, and she is kill
>>24736720
Are you australian? I'm bad at recognizing accents.
>>24736711
heres your (you) for posting such a retarded quote that Churchill never fucking said.
>>24736769
No I'm African.
One of you 'females' be useful and discuss SPMD with me.
>>24736780
Not sure if serious considering south africans pretty much sound exactly like new zealanders and new zealanders sound pretty close to aussies
>>24736700
>Post the old "relationships == sex" meme
>Fail to realize that women can also filter out men who only want sex, i.e you don't have to have sex with him if he's hot, you can reject hot guys just as you can reject ugly guys
No matter how hard you white knights and other feminists try to convince us otherwise, it's still women who have the ultimate power when it comes to sex and relationships. Women even have society and the laws they've written to punish men who try to break their control on this by force (i.e rape).
>>24736817
infinity chan is dead though senpai
Be me, female
>hairy as fuck
>ugly face
>bad skin conditions
>(too) tall
>ugly stretchmarks
>not straight
>autistic in social situations
>grades are shit
>awkward in PE
>naturally extremely strong (not a good thing if you are female)
>depression, OCD, dissociative disorder
>only one friend, I got bullied a lot
>family disowned me and does not want to talk to me anymore
Why live?
>>24736802
nah bro, i'm Chinese.
>>24736817
You do realize that advertising that site is banned here on 4chan? They're even put on a word filter for the name of the site.
>>24736857
Except for the fact that men are extremely thirsty, and you'd still get easy hook-ups and long term relationships if you made a profile or went on stuff like tinder.
So shut the fuck up.
>>24736239
>tfw literally me
I'm 24, just moved back into my parents house from wasting my waitressing money on rent, currently I'm:
>using waitressing money on driving lessons, of which I've had about 6 hours in the 5 months I've been home
>once I've had those, intend on getting an HGV license so I can be a trucker
>intend on moving out come the new year
>despite wanting to save for the masters I'll be doing September 2016
>despite not having actually applied yet, but the deadline's not for another month
>I also want to backpack around Europe, with the money I don't have
>in between this, I want to train to go a week long hike I intend to do soon as the weather turns for the better
I literally have 4 life goals at the moment.
They can not, you crazy slit.
>>24736860
>4chan is so afraid of competition that they literally ban you for mentioning rival sites
That is actually fucking hilarious
>>24736817
I also forgot to mention, tor browsing and posting is allowed. Unlike this shit hole. All you have to do is retype a captcha every 24hrs.
>>24736860
Picture related, faggot.
>>24736870
Like that's all there is in life? And I am highly gifted and can't communicate very well with average people, and all the other highly gifted people I know have 10/10 girlfriends
>>24736239
but that street next to the the pisa tower is closed for traffic
t. live 500m away from there
>>24736239
why so many women on /r9k/ nowadays? or is it all just bait
>>24736877
Love this pic desu
>>24736915
All i gathered from your post is you expect a chad even though you're a hideous ugly self cutting blob. Fall in a ditch.
>>24736915
>I am highly gifted
>>24736935
Highly gifted at taking multiple dicks is what she probably meant to say ;>
>>24736239
>>24736700
This roastie is fucking retarded, my blood starts boiling every time I see threads like this.
They won't never understand. They simply can't.
>>24736857
>hairy as fuck
Then shave
>ugly face
Learn how to do makeup
>bad skin conditions
Makeup again
>ugly stretchmarks
Just wear something that covers them
>naturally extremely strong (not a good thing if you are female)
>(too) tall
>not straight
As far as I know this should give you an edge in woman-to-woman dating
>autistic in social situations
>depression, OCD, dissociative disorder
Not that big of an issues when courting works by having men literally come to you. Imagine having to go to guys and try to impress them and realize that it's what men actually have to.
>grades are shit
>awkward in PE
>only one friend, I got bullied a lot
Not really relevant with the whole "everyone is special" stupidity that has taken grip of society over the last couple of decades
>family disowned me and does not want to talk to me anymore
Not really relevant unless you can't stop talking about it when men try to talk to you.
>>24736919
I think being social awkward/autistic is in right now
Most of these cunts just want attention
>>24736915
>I am highly gifted
Yeah you sound "special" all right
>>24736700
>take who we mate with very seriously
Stopped reading there.
Women are huge whores, so obviously that's bullshit.
>>24736239
>A woman's biggest trouble is that she can't decide which happy, successful future to pursue
Literally
L I T E R A L L Y
CANNOT BE ROBOTS
>>24736700
Oh my god this.
Malebots literally can't be lonely or "depressed", it's always us girls who suffer.
>>24736956
Sir, i will have you know women are not whores. Okay?
>>24736929
I never self harmed and I don't want a Chad, just another highly gifted tall person.
>>24736876
>backpack across Europe
>aka getting fucked by europeans
WHY DO ALL WOMEN WANT TO "TRAVEL", AKA HAVE SEX WITHOUT STRINGS WITH "EXOTIC" FOREIGN MEN
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
IT'S LITERALLY ALL WOMEN
>>24736880
It's less hilarious when you remember that it was put in when people were spamming ads for that board when moot got kek'd into putting a blanket ban on discussing GamerGate and banned even the perfectly legitimate discussion.
I wish I was kidding about moot and the SJW mods that run large parts of this site, we've had people banned for trying to discuss actual conflicts of interest in the games media without a single mention of sending abuse to feminists.
>>24736976
Why not just put up a Craigslist ad that you are looking for that someone special with down-syndrome then?
>>24736976
>tall
>tall
>tall
>tall
>tall
>tall
>>24736983
>WHY ARE ALL WOMEN WHORES
That's a rhetorical question, right?
Never forget, lads.
Never forget women live life on easy-mode.
>>24736239
Most of us actually understand that there are a few legitimate female robots, its just those roasties and normies that come here to call use insecure for not wanting a roasty that make us mad, or women that have had either a kiss, or sex before, but still claim to be robots, or fembots who say shit like yea but I wasn't interested in that nerd, geek , troll etc., but im still truly a Forever Alone Robot.
If you're a real fembot speak up against sluts, fake fembots and normies, and mention your gender.
>>24736972
See how easy it is to get sex if you're a guy?
Males can't be robots.
>>24737016
>few legitimate female robots
Stopped reading, almost got baited.
>>24737016
>If you're a real fembot
That's just it, there are none.
All the women here are one of the archetypes you described.
>>24737016
>and mention your gender
No
Don't fucking mention your gender
This place is anonymos
Gender is irrelevant
When women come here they lose that privilege and they hate that, so we get shit like fembot threads
If you can't handle being anonymous then fuck off back to normiebook
>male robots giving oversimplified advice to female robots
>duh just wear makeup, women are NATURALLY accepted socially etc
>implying this isn't what you slate the normie bros that come on here to try help you for
That's right, the women here have just never thought about wearing makeup, or looking better, or generally just being themselves.
Also,
>>24736700
>all male replies not even grasping the message at all
as expected.
>>24736972
>deak
>>24737074
I never see any robots on here giving advice to women, or telling them to wear make up.
You are mistaken, you dumb whore. That advice is from chad or some other failed normie from >>>/soc/ where you originated from who comes here to try and get easy pussy.
Dumb bitch.
>>24736999
The one reason why I want a tall husband is because I might get a tall Chad son who has an easy life
>>24737093
>tfw 6'3 dad
>tfw 5'7
Kill me
>>24737074
>>all male replies not even grasping the message at all
That's because the message is wrong.
Women nowadays aren't careful at all about who they mate with.
Otherwise you'd all be virgins, and we all know how false that is.
>>24737074
I have some better adviceGo fucking kill yourself
>>24736857
>24
>In the Army as a artillery command systems operator
>I get more in 2 years of easy work then you see in a life-time
>6ft2
>Great skin (I'm told)
>I'd say around 7/10 legitimately.
I wouldn't touch a fat slob like yourself even with a 10 foot pole, unfortunately.
>>24737118
Your mom is probably small
>>24737074
>The message is literally "men can be happy with prostitutes but women can't hurr durr".
>Thinks we can't grasp it.
You are everything I despise.
>>24736700
If a women, even if she was equivalent in looks with me, and even if she dressed like a slob, wanted to go out with me I would go out with her, and I would stay with her. She would get an emotional attachment I would get sex, but a woman wouldn't be willing to do the same.
Notice how women on CGI said they wanted /fit/ guys firsts, despite being sperglords themselves.
>>24736857
>hairy as fuck
Dont Care
>ugly face
You'd be fine with makeup
>(too) tall
Unattractive yes, but I don't care.
>>24736915
>Just another highly gifted tall person.
This would be like a very short robot only wanting a woman with big breasts, hopefully you have them otherwise you're a hypocrite, and not a true fembot
>ugly stretchmarks
Dont Care
>not straight
Don't care
>autistic in social situations
Same dont care
>>grades are shit
Dont Care
>awkward in PE
Dont Care
>naturally extremely strong (not a good thing if you are female)
Love it
>>depression, OCD, dissociative disorder
Dont care, I also have really bad OCD
>only one friend, I got bullied a lot
0 Friends got bullied alot
>family disowned me and does not want to talk to me anymore
damn thats fucked up
>>24736606
Eh I would not say that senpai. Its mostly just mad robots replying the thread. The only girl that post on these thread is mystery and delusonal traps
>>24737134
I'm not fat though
>>24737143
>Your mom is probably small
Yes
>>24736239
Fuck off, Stacy. Worthless roastie whore, commit seppuku.
>>24737171
blame your father then that he settled for a womanlet
If a guy is 6'1.5, has master's degree in Electrical Engineering, is somewhat fit, 6,5/10 face and doesn't sperg too hard is he good husband material? Asking for a friend thanks.
>>24737160
Still horrible looking at it again, you legitimately make the females in the army look like queens compared to you. And that's saying a lot..
>hairy as fuck
>ugly face
>bad skin conditions
>ugly stretchmarks
>not straight
>grades are shit
>depression, OCD, dissociative disorder
You are a ticking time-bomb. I'm glad no one has been stupid enough to shit where they eat. But hey look at the bright side, I'm sure you'll be able to get someone down the line to fuck your snatch that smells like the great depression.
>>24737205
>has master's degree in Electrical Engineering
No, sorry
>>24736239
Here are some common things female feel. These things do you not you a robot
>Ugh I had to watch what I eat to just stay skinny fat!
>chad won't call me back!
>that short manlet tried to talk to me
>>24737221
May I ask why? Thanks.
>tfw your bf is a photographer and shoots nude or semi nude girls all the time and you have to constantly worry about him cheating on you
>>24737259
You're pretty stupid for someone with a master's degree in electrical engineering
>I'm a woman
>I'm a robot guis for real believe me
.Oh so what if i have a boyfriend, i'm still a robot ok.
>>24736972
>Indian girl is the only non-slut
>still goes for pizza
no race is safe from chad
>>24737281
You don't know me and I was asking for a friend anyway.
>>24737293
How aren't you embarrassed for yourself right now mr electrical engineer.
>>24737331
Oh I'm not an electric engineer, my friend is. I'm studying to get there though.
>>24737018
Kek, every time women come here they prove /r9k/ right that they don't actually acknowledge non-10/10 men exist.
>>24737350
enjoy your meme degree
>>24737369
I will, in due time.
>Browse one of those hook up type threads on r9k
>Reply to a female
>Never get a reply back, instead she picks selectively to who she replies to and replies to the quarterback chad.
Fair enough, get cancer.
>>24736976
y u do this, tallness isn't even a feature like boobs, you could tilt your head down a little and everything will seem taller
>>24736239
>implying women can't just open their legs and get it all
Please just stop. Men actually have to work for everything, no sympathy for roastie bitches
Can we start spamming these threads with woman hate images?
Like just don't reply to any of the woman and only reply to the woman hate stuff
It would get around mods deleting woman hate threads, and the roasties will get bored and leave
Someone make this happen, i do not have any woman hate images
I hope all women fucking die.
>>24737390
So just because one girl didn't reply to you all girls are bad? Not even mentioning that maybe she didn't see your message, she was busy or something happened in her life so she couldn't go on 4chan?
r9k in nutshell
>>24737148
Well I'm highly gifted and tall too but I get what you're saying
>>24736239
Sylvia was weeping because she was overwhelmed by the amount of opportunities she had for a happy life and couldn't decide.
>I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing the rest.
Never forget guys, dont marry a non virgin.
>be a person
>have problems
>want to be a miserable sack of shit and wallow in self pity
Congratulations, you're a robot.
>be a girl
>want people to pay attention to you because "tee hee look guys I'm a girl!"
>don't want to show anyone tits despite "being a girl" being the only reason you expect any attention.
No.
Either you have something interesting to say, or you don't. If you don't and you try to fall back on "I'm a girl" then you get to fuck off.
The way to be a robot is to post about feels, be a miserable sack of shit, and occasionally pretend to be vastly more mentally ill than you really are, and tell normies to get off your board. YOUR gender doesn't have to enter into it, and if you bring it up its because you have nothing interesting to say.
>Congratulations, you're a robot.
nope
>>24737016
>and mention your gender
>>24736743
>hurr durr you are man so you are SUPPOSED to IMPRESS this slut you like
Fuck you slut
>>24736983
>implying
I want to travel for the sake of traveling.
I'd travel with a bunch of gal pals if that were the case.
>>24736239
>Fembot Feels
>Fembot
>Female Feels
Yeah, like this one?
https://youtu.be/anx6jMNHLFc
>>24737091
It's L I T E R A L L Y in this thread.
You fucking nugget.
My boyfriend doesn't get along with my fwb, and my orbiter just confessed to me and I'm worried if I reject him he won't buy me lunch anymore.
I just feel so lonely all the time, and the one place I where i can meet like minded people with similar problems hates me because I wasn't born with a dick.
Fuck men. They'll never understand true loneliness.
>>24736550
What about mourning the loss of your life partner?
Why do Fembots think we'd believe that they're anything other than shit posting dudes without a trip and posting proof they're a girl at least once?
This is why 99% of these posts get ignored and Mystery gets all the attention.
>>24736239
>be female
>go out asking random guy to love you
>he does
>>24736480
only normalfag chads have the confidence to chat with females you did not speak with real robots.
>>24736586
women only love money not men
>>24737093
thats not how it works
fuckrobots
>>24736239
You were never capable of anything histrionic cunt.
>>24736700
Top jej, there are plenty of men out there who'd do what she wants. But he has to be hot too.
>>24736700
She forgot to mention that the "decent man" has to be tall, attractive, fit, has a high paying job, ambitious, stoic, and completely and utterly in love and faithful to her and her alone, despite her not possessing any of the above qualities herself.
There are plenty of men willing to love her and only her and stay with her forever. But they're not "good enough".
Since there may be females in this thread I wanted to ask, how do you feel about chubby bear mode guys?would you be a qt and call him daddygay dudes love that shit but that's not what I'm looking for...
>>24736239
She wanted everything at once, what a greedy whore.
>>24736239
That poem in that comic is literally the perfect embodiment of why women can't be considered robots and their struggles nowhere compare near to men's.
Should women be kept as sex slaves so that lonely spergs don't go full /betauprising/ on the entire planet?
>>24739919
Nah. Women should just go to be honest. Without them men wouldn't go crazy at all. We'd just bask in brotherly love without competing against each other and cutting each other down.
Women pls go. Earth is a better place without you.
>tfw barely able to get out of bed in the morning
wat do?
>>24740317
Be exactly who you are, and no one else.
>>24740317
Go back to sleep :3
>>24739919
Hahahaha
"betauprising"
Seriously lost my shit
Thanks for the laugh
How do I get a fembot to fall in love with me so much she stays with me forever?
>>24740408
Won't be laughing when elliot rolls up to school with a semi-automatic, you fucking normie
>>24736239
Shame on you all for replying even me
F u robot
Gee, now I'm glad I never read that book.
>>24740459
haha...hahahaha you actually got triggered. also elliot is dead
>>24740459
Im not living in a shit country like usa so that will never happen
>>24740621
He lives on in the furiously beating hearts of every beta male.
>>24736700
>take who we mate with very seriously
is this a joke?
>>24736742
not her, but that never mentioned men being more needy or hungry, it was saying the exact opposite, actually.
using caps like that and making shit up to make her seem evil again makes it seem like you resent women because you can't obtain any... feg
>>24736239
>Based slyvia plath
Good woman.
She was qt as hell, too.
Anyways, OP. Don't be a retard. Your picture isn't related.
You're not esther. Your dad didn't die, and you didn't grow up in the ideologically turbulent 1960's.
Women have it so fucking easy in this day and age, sylvia would be laughing in your face.
>>24736700
YES girlfriend....robots are fucking stupid, they don't understand this at all.
>Still no gay weeb, virgin girlfriend
Why? Are all the dykes on here sluts?
>>24737288
She looks Nepali to me
>>24736759
The conflict of biological clock vs the slim to none chance of ever getting married. Not to mention the shameless stringing along men will do to a woman until she's pregnant. Men will completely destroy a woman's life just to have sex with her. But when a woman becomes wary she's a "jaded bitch" with "too much baggage". Women cannot win. Ever.
>>24736700
Top lawl
>>24741052
Kys
>>24736972
i am legitimately thankful to the robots who have gone and done these experiments
i still hook up with broads but now whenever my fucking faggot beta soul kicks in and tries to make me fall in love with them because they smile and they're nice and cute and sweet, i just remember, all these women would be the same way
all these women who would respond positively to chad literally commanding them to eat his shit, and my idiot beta disney-brainwashed heart tries to make me beg them to love me every day
thank fucking god for /r9k/, it has saved so many people from becoming keks
>>24736550
when a wife dies, the husband usually dies within a very short time as well
this is not the case when the husband dies first
>>24736239
And so she ended up on the brazzers couch with 4 dicks inside of her, reflecting on her past life choices. The roastie whore should have just made a decision. Any decision at all. But you know how women are with decisions. Rest assured, she can always sell her body, and pretend she's not like the *other* girls.
>>24736700
>>>>>>benis in vagina :::DDDDDDD
>>24741100
Just say "no" to the biological clock.
If incels can survive it, you can fucking do you, ladies
>>24741060
i thought female sexual attraction was like 90% mental? just walk up to a girl and she'll trust you because you're a girl and then have sex with her.
"straight" girls are never really "straight" in the way men are.
>>24736759
Single moms are entirely the fault of men. What don't you understand about this.
>>24741656
It takes two to make a baby
>>24741656
Holy shit really?
It's almost like, women are designed to NOT sleep with any random fuck that comes along or something.
Get on BC, don't fuck tyrones who just want that dank pussy, and wait for a stable man.
I can't believe, in 2015, women still haven't figured out how to fuction in a society as a woman.
>literally the meme gender
>no mystery psots
what the fuck is happening
>>24737074
The problem is that you need an environment of open communication, being upfront with your expectations, and you need to be able to vocalize what you feel inside.
In order to find a partner for life, you need to sit down and have an open and honest leveling with the other person. But getting men to talk about emotions and feelings, and getting women to talk about future plans and responsibilities is really hard.
I am past the casual dating. I am a single guy, pretty well off, with a good career, and have a lot of things going for me. I want a partner. Someone to be with me for the long haul. Someone who holds up their end of the relationship if I hold up mine. It won't always be easy and perfect, but I'm not going to drop you like a hot potato at the first sign of trouble, as long as I know I can count on you. At first we need to make concessions and give trust that's not immediately deserved, but if things go right we will have a good foundation of past experiences to base our decisions on. We need to be honest with each other, and acknowledge our problems. Acknowledgement is not acceptance.
It should be that easy. In reality, the other person hits the road as soon as you make it clear you're serious. I only ever had this conversation with one woman, and we stayed together for 2 1/2 years until she got killed in an accident. So I know it can be done.
When looking for a partner, I always want to know, where do you see us in a year or two? If you have a hard time answering that, then you're not the right one.
>>24741749
>he took the obvious sarcastic bait
>>24741917
maybe she got really fucked up yesterday after the whine-fest she had one here and needs to rest from her hangover? she did say she was drinking/doing drugs
>>24741917
>I am past the casual dating.
This is your problem in the first place.
Casual dating doesn't train you for long-haul stuff or put you in contact with long-haul people. It's like learning how to chop vegetables by applying what you know about chopping wood.
>>24736239
This isn't "zen" pencils, this is some depressing ass shit pencils.
is that comic supposed to make me feel bad for women. the comic literally says she can do anything she wants and that the entire world is in her hands. she could have a loving family and never have to work a day in her life. also she could have several of these she could have a family and be a scientists or a poet or both and travel the world. the only conflict here is that she has everything and wants more. also the bell jar is a shitty feminist propaganda book about how women could all become slaves despite that never happening
>>24741917
bestpostitt
>tfw will never find someone with mutual trust
>>24736239
Is there literally nothing women won't force their way into and destroy?
Fuck off.
>>24741970
Yes, I know that. I still go out and try. Most women I hook up with expect sex and a fun night, and no call the next day. It sucks. I'm tired of going through the motions. I don't want to fuck you first date. No. You make your intentions known, and you're labeled needy and clingy, and will be made fun off.
That's what I mean by doing the casual thing.
>>24741749
>IT'S 2015
Oliver, pls go
Women aren't even people
how can fembot ever have feels? hypocrisy, i say. bait post is bait and ive been dun goofed
Do girls even like boys anymore?
With the divorce rates, white children not being born as fast as other races, feminism, etc.
I just gotta wonder if women are turning gay by choice.
>>24743148
It's 2015. Gender is fluid. Find someone you can bee yourself with.
>>24743197
>gender fluid
pls go
>>24743148
Women have plastic sexuality because they're really attracted to resources and status as opposed to people. Fewer men are bothering to accumulate wealth and status for the sake of females because their incentive to do so has been so fucked by feminism.
>>24741100
>Men will completely destroy a woman's life just to have sex with her
If a woman lets it happen it just shows that she deserved it 2bh.
Unless you post proof ever "girl" in here is a man.
So far it's just Mystery that's reliable.
>>24736999
Just cause your tall doesn't mean girls will want to talk to you for more than 5 minutes.
>>24736415
That's a real thought. Could that be where we find them never deciding on where to eat or what to do? Because there's an issue with too many choices and being incapable of organizing yourself to just one?
>no Mystery
fucking finally. I hope she got banned for being a whore.
>>24743650
idk I kinda miss her whiny outbursts.
>>24743625
Yes. Women are not biologically or psychologically equipped to make their own important decisions.
Declining Western female happiness is directly related to women's liberation.
In an ideal society - one in which women are subjugated and controlled like they should be for the good of society - a woman is the property of her father until her father marries her off to a suitor, upon which she becomes the property of her husband.
Women are not technically adults, and the degradation of the West due to their liberation is evidence of this. Given free roam, women consistently make anti-social decisions that are not good for society as a whole.
>>24743197
That thing has some really long arms!
>malebots
Fuck off roastie. There are just robots and only men can be robots.
Only the most hideous and deformed roastie will ever come close to knowing what it is like for the average robot.
>>24741917
wow, this post is amazing.
How old are you, and where do you live?
>>24736361
What if none of the "lonely" guys on here will talk to me because I'm not good enough for them? And what if I have been trying but they keep rejecting me? I don't see how it's a choice when I have no options.
Slightly off-topic but does anyone know what happened to bellybuttonfu? I missed the thread she was in ;-;
>>24744066
26 and i live in Canada. Eh.
>>24736239
whoa. cool comic.
>>24736239
WHERE
IS
THE
FUCKING
DRAMA?
>>24736877
srsly what the fuck i just read
>>24736239
>You need to realize that for us girls every day is a struggle and that we belong on /r9k/.
Ahaha.
Try again.
>>24744436
Put the left column on top of the right column. That's the guy's timeline.
The middle column is the girl's timeline.
The two timelines interleave twice.
I would date literally any girl
I have no standards anymore
>>24744680
kiss me baby and let's make love
>>24744680
Why do robots say this? I don't believe it. Would you actually date this girl >>24745061 ? Would you love her, or would you plow her holes and fall asleep next to her while dreaming of your 10/10 waifu?
>>24745959
They don't realize everyone has standards and that settling only makes people unhappy.
>>24746047
>They don't realize everyone has standards
Yeah, look at those standards.
>>24736661
How do you die by just one stab to the gut?
I am not edgy, I've been stabbed twice in the gut, you don't fall over that quickly.
>>24746184
Probably in shock.
>>24746164
That's bullshit because men think 'hm yea i'd stick my dick in dat' and that's their definition of attraction. Women look for actual attractive physical features. There's no way to research this properly until men stop thinking with their dicks, because they'd plow 80% of women.
>>24746300
>There's no way to research this properly until men stop thinking with their dicks, because they'd plow 80% of women.
Yes, because higher standards will surely help me find more women and not restrict the puddle of women attracted to me even further.
>>24746300
>Women look for actual attractive physical features.
Fucking kek. You think men don't do this?
>>24736700
>how a woman can cure her loneliness: make a deal with satan to find a Chad in this day and age who will like me despite the fact that I'm obese, a roastie and have a half black son with no father. Alternatively, settle down with a beta and be unhappy and divorce him for all he's worth within 5 years.
>how a man can cure his loneliness: suicide
ftfy
>>24736239
The dumbest shit I've read in a while
>>24746300
>>24746500
I think both genders know what is conventionally attractive, but men are more willing to settle on a gf that fulfills their niche fetishes. ie. belly/feedee, skele, feet, peniswithtits, diaper/mommy
GIVE ME 1 BOYFRIEND NOW YOU FUCKS OR ELSE
>>24746793
No.
Go away faggot
>>24736700
>HERP DERP WHY CAN'T I FIND A DECENT CHA-, I MEAN MAN
>I-I'll date yo-
>SHUT UP UGLY LOSER YOU JUST WANT TO FUCK ME FOR MY BOD LIKE ALL THE OTHER NON-DECENT MEN
You're actually doing them a favor, considering how you'd probably just divorce them for the next best thing.
>>24746941
Post your hands so I can imagine us together
>>24746793
EW FUCKING CREEP GET AWAY. I HAVE STANDARDS
>talking with Saskatchewan girl in other thread
>she seems enthusiastic
>stops responding and thread 404's
Hello
is it me you're looking for?
>>24746965
GOD FUUUCCKKIINNGG DAAAMMMNNNN
>>24746961
I wholeheartedly refuse
>I can only live the Republican "american dream"
>hard choice between that and suicide
You're actually complaining about an easy life
Holy shit, tbqh fucking kill yourselves you worthless piece of shit transexuals.
would any robot let me watch them sleep on cam? we don't have to chat.
>>24747104
Are you a girl?
grillblox
>tfw come to these threads and imagine that actual girls are replying to me posts
thank you senpaitachi
>>24747104
I snore pretty loudly tho
>>24747134
yes
>>24747170
that's okay
>>24747104
me, but I have to be able to watch you back as I fall asleep
>>24747197
>>24747104
Where do you live? Timezones need to match up.
>>24747254
No, I just want to creep on someone.
>>24747269
I can adjust after whatever timezone
![20151204_210243[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ia6nzau.jpg "20151204_210243[1].jpg")
>>24746961
Did someone say hands?I know you don't want to see mine but I've been deprived of any hand threads recently and they're like half my value as a human being.
Fuck, why did I cut my nails again?
>>24736239
>Life is too hard because I have too many choices and I am too important.
Fuck off cumslut
>>24747298
>I can adjust after whatever timezone
Maybe I want you to creep on me in real life too ; ;
>>24746184
Maybe he got stabbed by someone who wasn't incompetent like you.
>>24747104
Will you let me watch you eat?
>>24736284
I have as female co-worker who complains about how men just want to have sex and how she can't find anyone who wants to wait till marriage, she's not attractive and I don't know if she stands a chance.
Holy shit was an annoying picture. Do people genuinely think like this? Do people truley want everything that they won't settle for anything less and end up with nothing due in inaction to getting nothing else but everything?
Oh, wait. That is literally /r9k/ robots with women. So yeah I guess this is pretty accurate.
>>24736434
How come my cum doesn't stain things?
>>24747331
I don't understand your comment
>>24747584
Tell us where you live so you can watch me sleep in real life, not over webcam.
>>24747528
It does, it's obvious to everyone but you.
>>24747600
so you don't want to do it over webcam?
