>mfw in one year I managed to make out with a female friend I liked for year, fuck a 16 year teen twink model several times and get a bf from 4chan while being a 4/10 chubby, poor and bald
If I can achieve all this than so can you.
>>24735968
you forgot to add that your made a good retaliationship with your wifes son
>>24735968
But yyou are the Moon
>>24735991
I'm only 25
>>24736003
Can't you see?
How bigs your dick, thats the only thing stopping me
>>24736015
SPICS AND NIGGERS NEED TO HANG FROM TRESS
i have no social ability senpai
NUKE SAN FRANCISCO ONE HUNDRED TIMES
USING NOTHING BUT THESE SICK DOPE LUNAR RHYMES
>>24736057
for who is this attention whore even taking those selfies
I sucked my cousin's dick and I didn't enjoy it at all.
Haven't had any homo fantasies since.
I think his huge white dick literally cured my gayness, no I'm straight.
And still kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin.
>tfw no gf
>>24736035
About 13.5cm
>>24736039
But I just love your racist ways!
>>24736057
I don't have that much either.
>>24736084
I'm not an American.
>>24736105
>huge white dick
How did that not turn you bi?
>>24736144
I was "bi" before. Now I'm totally straight I think.
>>24736157
>I think
Sucking your cousin's dick out of curiosity doesn't mean much. So you get turned on by boipussy pics?
>>24736183
A little bit. I've never really found men attractive, but I did really like the kinkiness and dirtiness aspect of sucking dick/getting fucked.
Now it's just all shattered. Sucking a dick wasn't nearly as hot as I imagined it would be.
Also my mouth got tired really quickly from having to open it really wide for his hugely thick shaft.
>>24736084
Poster thriller, full time chiller
drop nukes on Trillolin normies
Popular killer
>>24736213
Got a pic of your cousin or his dick? Sounds hot desu.
What's your opinion on pic related?
>>24736302
>the no boipussy to fugg
>>24736302
It's pretty hot. I've got a pretty big collection myself, pic related is probably my favourite image.
>>24736362
Haha, I got that one as well. Luckily I found I qt twink boy from Canada who regularly sends me his gorgeous boipussy pics.
>>24736397
Sounds pretty good. I think it's hotter in theory than in practice though. Someone has to be a pretty girly trap for me to not cringe when looking at their butthole.
>>24736421
Trust me, its as hot irl as you think ;)
>>24736444
Sucking a dick wasn't tho.
I'll fuck a trap one day. I think I'll fuck a real girl first though.
>>24736015
25 year olds can have sons, idiot
>>24735968
Kay, Kay, Kay
Fine
>>24736782
But not 16 year olds.
>being gay
Moonman would disapprove of that.
>>24735968
Now you can say you're a 4/10 chubby, poor, bald, and now gay guy who also likes trannies.
>>24737718
Nah, he wouldn't.
>>24737777
I'm bisexual and I hate tranies.
>>24737921
Yes he would
>>24737930
But anon...I AM Moonman B^)
>>24738031
no you arent you cant even fuckin spell the lyrics corectly
>>24738129
Like I need an approval from you NEET nigger
