>be somewhat of a normie
>start new job
>no one knows my name for 2 months
>now get invited to xmas party
>its Hawaiian themed (theres snow outside wtf)
>have nothing in common with anyone
>i wont be able to join conversation
>on the upside; free food and booze
>now i know how most of you on here feel
God damn man, i thought yall were overreacting, but its a really awkward situation.
So should I go and try to have a good time?
What would you robots do?
>now robots wont even reply to my thread
fuck. the struggle is real
anyone wanna chime in on this
Stop being a fucking pussy and looking for an excuse. Go to the party and get fucked up and hopefully fuck something human
>>24734308
Are you in the Massachusetts National Guard or Reserves?
>>24734652
How did you know that?
>>24734704
We're everywhere.
>>24734308
Just dont go. Why be surrounded by normies?
>>24734899
cuz im hook nosed jew and love free booze and food
>>24734726
Haha he is probably your coworker, right? Also few people will have a xmas party with hawaiian shirt in the snow dude
>>24734915
>>24734920
OP is lying about the booze. It's a party for his Reserve Unit on a drill weekend. It is still considered drill, so you are on duty, and thus not allowed to drink.
>lying on the internet to impress strangers
Nice try OP you raging faggot.
>>24734929
Ill make you do PT all fucking weekend cunt
>>24734980
No you won't you cherry fuck.
>>24734929
Why hawaiian themed?
>>24734996
Because the Chaplain, who is arranging it, is Hawaiian.
>>24735002
Bring guns if crazy mudslime appear demanding no pork plates
>>24735035
>Massachusetts
>guns
HA
HA
HA HA
I was put in this situation at work. An office job with boring people I have nothing in common with.
Want my advice? Don't go.
>be me
>"Come to our office do anon it'll be fun"
>reluctantly agree as free beer was mentioned
>go to the party
>all they talked about was work
>talking about work while having drinks
>the beer gave them confidence to start slating people off
>this went on for hours
>meanwhile, I was there drinking listening too all this shit
>i never said a word and made some bullshit excuse to leave
>next Monday at work
>"Oh wow that party was awesome!
>fuckingwhat.jpg
Don't go OP. You will suffer the same fate as I and be bored to death.
>>24735094
People always stab their backs
>involving work with your social life
what the fuck is wrong with you. I dont even know the people I work with.
