>tfw fall in love with girl at work
>was going to ask her out
>just found out she's 33
Why am I so stupid. Not only did I completely underestimate her age (thought she was around 20) I completely misread her signals as her flirting with me.
Fuck me shit right up family man
>>24733595
Cougars will fuck you dry, bro. Get in there.
>>24733595
>tfw fall in love
First mistake right there.
Keep your emotions in check.
>falling in love without someone before you even know them
How childish can you be?
>>24733638
Eggs Zachary.
That bitch's clock is tickin' in her brain like a fuckin' jackhammer and she's ready to make you her cabana boy, jackass.
Quit bein' such a fag and pretend you're a man.
>>24733595
ageism is not cool, it's 2015
>>24734202
do you even know where you are??!
>>24733595
>love
What is love?
>>24734891
BABY DONT HURT ME
Shskciiskopaqwrb
Sheeeit, she must have looked fine then.
>>24733595
How old are you? Ask her out anyway, could get some cunt out of it at least.
>>24733595
Always remember Chris Rock's advice on this subject, anon:
"If a girl says she's 26, and LOOKS 20 ... she's TWELVE."
"If she SAYS she's 26, and LOOKS 26 ... she's damn near FORTY."
>>24733595
what does it even matter?
you're an adult, date whoever you like
