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>you will never spend a day out with a girl
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>you will never spend a day out with a girl
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You'll never be.
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>>24733325
Why do you have to stick it in my face? I cant even do my own shopping and don't even have a bank card at 21 years old.
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>>24733325
Why would you want to? Every woman i have been around with ever was a fucking chore at best. There is a reason why women band up together in groups, only they can tolerate and actually enjoy their loudmouthed bullshit all the time. If you are a normal man you should be trying to stay away from this shit unless you are fucking the woman.
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>>24733434
how comes?
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>>24733325
>Was at McDonalds all day with my mom eating chicken tendies
>Mom is a girl
>Spent my day with a girl

Take that mother fucker!
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>>24733434
I have a debit card. It's not that hard.

>tfw no need to go out anymore
>just order my shit online
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>>24733325
too bad faggot, I already have
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>>24733325
Very nice girl
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>>24733434
Just go to the bank and get one! Don't forget ur id
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>tfw going out with an hot asian girl
>tfw guys compliment my style
>tfw never pay for entrance into a club because of her
>tfw she tells you that she's dreaming a lot about kissing/fucking you
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I spent loads of days out with my girlfriend

(spoiler) when I had one (/spoiler)
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>>24733506
horrible isn't it, but it's what you have to do to get and keep gf vag
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>>24733325

I regret turning down the girls that really liked me but weren't overly attractive.

But most of all I regret not messaging an 18 Danish blonde who told me to message her the next day after we hooked up.

Don't worry robots, I'm gonna be alone for the rest of my life so I'm not a normie...
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It's not that exciting if the girl that you're out with isn't attractive. Boring af desu senpai
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>>24734136
if you hooked up with a chick that isn't a native to your country you are a pretty huge normalfag
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I already did, it was ok
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>>24733325
its boring and annoying, women like dumb shit. you're not missing anything..
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>>24734201

I'm Self-loathing and have no self-esteem, normies are sure of themselves and don't think they're not good enough for a women.

It's not like what happened happens every weekend.
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>>24734098
dude what
tell me your secrets what college do you go to
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>>24733325
to ta ruska modelka przy placu zamkowym?

KEK
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>>24733325
i did this a few days ago, in philly with my gf.

>complains about being tired
>complains that I got us lost
>wants to lead the way then immediately gets us lost within like 5 minutes
>go to reading terminal market to browse the like 30 vendors for lunch
>"ok anon pick whatever you want ill eat whatever you're having"
>ewww I don't want a gyro
>ewwww I don't want that either
>etc

J U S T
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>finally met girl in one of my classes that wanted me
>she was literally a 9/10, pretty face, nice ass and tits, perfect skin
>kept calling me telling me "I just showered, want to come to my place?"
>go over to her dorm
>her roommate was gone
>sit there awkwardly not really talking
>she keeps trying to get me to open up
>shows me her pet hamster
>says "why don't we both sit on the bed and watch TV"
>put hamster back in cage and sit on the bed
>she lays down on the bed
>I remain in an upward seated position
>I'm still not really talking much
>She tells me to "loosen up and relax a little"
>I anxiously say "I should probably get going, I've got some work to do"
>leave
>go back to my off-campus house and masturbate to fat ass brazilian girls as usual
>don't do any schoolwork
>drop out the following semester due to low GPA

Looking back, she probably wanted to fuck me....I was literally paranoid that I was being set up to be accused of rape or something. I thought the cops were going to bust down her dorm room door or something.

Feminism has turned me into a paranoid idiot virgin.
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>only "girls" who've shown interest in me so far is a 5/10 vapid stacy cunt and a cute ftm tranny
>the tranny doesn't even look like a boy, has long hair and is japanese, only dresses boyish
>knows about real nigga topics of discussion, good taste in vidya and anime, masturbates to my kind of degeneracy
>as amazing as it sounds, isn't an sjw, has a tumblr though
>the other stacy is a netflix and chill dumb spoiled cunt

I'll technically be dating a boy since she asks for pronouns and other shit and that's hella gay. She isn't a lesbian though

What do i do?
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>>24735224
>fat ass brazilian girls
do you have any links to examples of this

i dont believe these exist anon
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>>24735348
Sure, Anon.

All links are from pornhub...

/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55df697bc80f2
/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55be556ab5165
/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55df4cef8fb37
/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5658799bbf7c6
/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55f682f1d17ee
/view_video.php?viewkey=654678731

enjoy
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>>24735312
>tfw no Saber girlfriend
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>>24733325
>>24735061
Yes, this is the Warsaw Old Town with the Royal Castle in the background.
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>>24733325
Spending time like this with a woman isn't about bonding, absorbing the atmosphere, and enjoying each other's company. It's about being seen, it's about taking pictures for insta and Facebook, and demonstrating to the world how social and well traveled she is.

She won't pay attention to you. It's not about being with you. It's not about doing fun things together. At best, you're just an accessory to her "adventure".

You aren't missing anything.
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>>24733325
Oh fuck you, this hits me hard.
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>>24735224
She was hardcore horney for you and you fucking blew it big time
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>>24735103
So much this.

Every girl ever. Cannot make a decision or choice. Force you to decide every single thing no matter how small, then criticize or later passive aggressively point out how other options you failed to pick would have been better.
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time to commit
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>>24735880
Last time I met the girl I used to be in love with, it was she who took initiative, suggested where to eat, what to visit, and tried to find sleeping arrangements for me when I fucked up too badly to ensure them myself.

I am pathetic.
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>>24735224
I had a similar experience while at university.

>Girl in my course (Psychology, I know, I know) invites me back to her house
>I show up, it's incredibly awkward
>She makes a move, but it sort of fizzles, she ends up crying and later leaves the course

Looking back I think that she was trying to fuck me so that I would believe that the baby she later "miscarried" (she left the country for a bit during which I suspect she had an abortion) was mine.
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>>24735977
Miscarriages are a big deal anon, don't question it take my word for it

That's some deep shit anyway anon
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boring as fuck and the constant smell of fish
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>you will never spend a day out with any girl
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>>24736030
I've not talked to her since. And I would never argue that a miscarrage is not a big deal, I just suspect that it might not have been in her case based on the timing and her leaving the country (very difficult to get an abortion her).
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>>24733325
It's better than sex. All the best memories I have of girls are of things we did together or moments we shared, never sex.
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You will always be forever


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diBvnO5M-I8
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>>24734283
>>24735103
correct all true.

you plan it out in your head like its an adventure. It's the opposite. It's constantly...
>"Hey anon were you looking at that girl?"
>"Hey anon lets go shopping for makeup"
>"Hey anon why aren't you holding my hand?"... I had to let go because there was a pole in the way.
> "I don't know what to eat"

Whatever you do, don't be nice to a girl.
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>>24735708
Exactly. You act as a photographer while they sit on their phone and ask u to take 40 others while they profusely sweat their makeup off
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>>24736219
That's because it never happened.
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L>>24734098
Fuck yeah man, I'm with an Asian girl too only she's from another country.
She's a virgin but loves watch me jack off and has recently been telling me all about what she what's to do to me.

Surely this is all a dream.
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