ITT we describe ourselves and determine if we are normies or not.
>be me
>getting acceptable grades in college
>live with my parents still, have friends but mostly hang out with my parents because i live with them
>have dated and had sex with people, but they have all been weird and most of them ugly and it's been almost a year since anything of the sort
WHATS THE VERDICT
donald bump
>>24732354
yeah you're definitely a normie so fuck off
>>24732564
i officially dont get it
>>24732354
normie, almost cyborg but more a normie
> 18
>get great grades in high school
> never had a gf
>aspergers
>>24732703
You sound like a robot but I'm not sure.
You're a normie, but so am I
here are my stats
>18
>in uni, getting shitty grades
>got friends, all guys
>can't really connect with them, hang out every once in a while
>never had a gf, not in a relationship currently
>my aura of autism can only be detected by women, men think I'm normal
>some actually think I'm cool because I'm a very relaxed person
I don't know maybe it's because I don't care anymore.
>>24732354
FICKING NORMIES REEEEEEEE
>>>/out/
MODS PLEASE BAN THIS NORMALFAG
28 years
Good job, almost 3x national average salary
Had sex, but only with prostitutes
Kisless,handless
>>24732571
Most of us don't have a single friend, and have never so much as had a decent conversation with a women in thier lifes
If you honestly think you are on the same level as us then you are fucking delusional
>>24733038
It doesn't count if its with prostitutes so I would say robot but need more information to be sure
>22 year old
>dropped out of highschool
>lived of neetbux for 4 years and became an alcoholic
>sobered up and got into uni
>getting very good grades, aiming for phd
>never had a single friend
>virgin but kissed my cousin once when we were like 5
>pretty bad social anxiety
>not diagnosed with aspergers but my entire family, my highschool teachers, and school counselors are all convinced I have it
what is the verdict anons?
>26
>full time job at min wage
>still live with mum
>no friends
>virgin, but not kissless
>>24733127
probably a robot, something something original comment
>>24732354
>hurrrrrrr I've had sex with people but good goi i'm a robot XD :))))
fuck right back off to reddit
>18
>dropped out of highschool
>too stupid to ever think about going to college or anything
>no friends at all
>live with parents
>mental illnesses
>kissless virgin
>>24732354
>be me
>kissless virgin
>grades mostly shit, almost failed last year
>still lives with parents
>parents hate me and viceversa
>no close friends irl, acquittances only i guess, a couple of online friends
>does nothing but listen to music all day
>pumped up kid a yesterday and drew this
>23 years old
>recently got a Master's degree
>lost virginity just over a year ago and still dating that person
>live with them
>>24733396
Start playing/making/writing music, KID.
Don't buy the college meme.
>b urslef
>>24733337
Yes
>>24733396
Yes
>>24733423
No
>>24733437
I'm not good at any particular instruments plus I only enjoy listening to music not making it.
I don't even know what I want to be in life and I don't find any of my classes interesting, Sigh.
>>24733058
Forgot to say that still live with my parents
>21
>girlfriend
>acceptable grades in college
>have a handful of friends, pretty well respected among peers
>live in dorm
>>24733088
cyborg
>>24733127
robot, unless your kissing involved tongue
>>24733337
no, too young
>>24733423
fuck off
Anyways heres me:
>final year of uni
>had friends for ~ 6 months
>never had a gf. ever.
>handholdless virgin
>one truth or dare kiss
>good grades/test scores
>drink regularly
>no hobbies
>decent genetics but autismo
>no empathy
>>24733088
Autist robot
>>24733769
>too young
>implying there is a chance for me to become a normie
>22
>live alone in an apartment paid for by my dad
>never had a real friend
>had "friends" in middle school that I bought candy for
>dropped out of high school at 16
>been NEET for 6 years now
>khhv
>already balding
Oh well.
>>24733788
youre at least young and uninvested enough to change the direction of your life.
>>24733875
it won't happen though
are you using the "it gets better" meme?
>27
>Failed out of college
>Never had a girlfriend
>But I did fuck my drunk neighbor
>Unemployed until my Aunt got me a job, which I'm actually OK at because it's just entry level computer shit
>Spend all day inside playing video games
>Looking forward, I see only an abyss that leads to death
>>24733769
How the fuck am I a cyborg?
>22
>college degree
>$8k a year 40 hours/week
>live alone in apartment
>khv
>spend free time on front of computer
>0 social
I'm still waiting for life to begin
how much more do I have to wait for my promised 10/10 housewife, $100k job, kids, big house, nice car, and firends?
I'm an unemployed, uneducated, 21 year old Hispanic male living with his parents, who has never had a girlfriend and lost all his friends during middle shcool. I'm very social awkward, and I get very nervous when having interactions with other people to the point where my legs begin to shake
>>24733896
Failed normie
blah blah blah reeee gtfo blah blah
>>24733960
because that person is stupid and their evaluations are wrong
>>24733977
In order to fail you have to try, which I can guarantee I've never done.
>>24733960
>phd candidate
>lived out the incest meme
You have hope, remember in 6 years when youre banging sloots.
>>24734009
I'm not a phd candidate
I said I am aiming for phd, i am still undergrad
>>lived out the incest meme
I was like 5 and my sister locked me in a cubby house until me and my cousin kissed
Probably the only time I have touched a member of the opposite sex
How r9k determans a normie
>not virgin
>has friends
>REEEEEEE! NORMIES GET OUT
Like you can be the most autistic cunt irl but if you have either of those you are instently consideres a normie it seems.
I have mate whose been browsing 4chan since 2004 and you cunts would scream normie if i posted a pic of him.
Hes pretty alpha and you guys would say hes chad teir but in reality he just won the genetic dice roll and leaves his autism online
>>24734009
Academia is probably the most robot job out there though
People with PhDs can still be robots
>>24734056
My blood pressure is rapidly rising so for the sake of my sanity I am going to assume that this is bait
>work for fiber
>night shift, sleep all day
>thinking about going back to college/failed out first time due to mental health
>heavily depressed
>no friends
>in relationship
>avoid people almost no matter what
>21 year old NEET
>never had a job or a girlfriend
>kissless virgin
>live with mom
>diagnosed autism, anxiety, and depression
>obese - diet is mostly fast food
>play guitar in a band with 3 other guys
>they're my only friends, and I only see them for practices and shows
>entire life consists of lurking 4chan, practicing guitar, and going to practice once a week and gigs once a month
>>24734067
Watch out guys
Anon here done lost his tendies again
>good grades
>live with parents
>schizoid
>have two non-normie friends but spend around 95% of my time alone
>just turned 21 two months ago
>just hit 2 year milestone at work
>kissless virgin
>still living at home but paying board etc...
>accumulated 30k from working
>have several groups of friends but hardly see them as much b/c of work and other bullshit
>aspergers too
despite everything i cant deal with this loneliness but at the same time i dont feel motivated enough to make any effort with my friends when they hardly do the same.
also pic related is my dosh
