ITT Post how your last birthday went
>how many people wished you a happy birthday
>what birthday presents you got
>if there was a party
>be me
>mum is the only person who even congratulated me
>she bought me a new toothbrush she was going to buy me anyway cause the old one broke
>the party was my stepdad screaming I'm an useless selfish prick for not cleaning the bathroom and that he wants to kick me out as soon as possible
>was a normal weekday
>got some cake for everyone at work
>got about 50 happy bday messages on fb
>no presents, except got a beer on the house at my regular pub after work
Pretty meh.
> got about 2 Facebook happy birthdays
> manager found out it was my birthday when they were looking at my shit, got everyone to tell me happy birthday
> 50 dollars from dad
> 25 from sister
It was alright I guess, haven't had a party since I was 8 though
I don't celebrate birthdays. They are an arbitrary excuse for people to act egotistical for a day.
> Look at me, the Earth has revolved around the sun an integer number of times since I was born! Pay attention to me because of that!
Nah, fuck it. I try to never wish anybody happy birthday.
>>24732208
>Got a handful of in-person wishes from friends at uni
>~45 FB wishes
>A group of 12 people or so made me a cake in the dorm and surprised me with it that evening
>Went out to a bar with 6 other friends that weekend
>0
>nothing
>no party
birthday celebrations are for normals
>>24732208
>>how many people wished you a happy birthday
Family members and several old high school acquaintances on facebook
>>what birthday presents you got
two band shirts and a Guitar Center gift card
>>if there was a party
The family took me out to a restaurant. It was actually pretty nice
>bliss st
Despite my parents being fairly rich, they haven't celebrated birthdays ever(we are 5 siblings) and I also find them useless occasions too
>>24732208
I never had a birthday party. It was always just me, my sisters and parents and a cake with presents. My parents almost always argued and screamed at each other all day like at every holiday because they hated each other. Then my sisters moved out, my mom left my dad (I stayed with her) and on top of everything she got cancer. So there is not much to celebrate lately, especially since I don't have friends. Last Birtday was something like this:
>wake up and go to my shit tier retail job as usual
>get a happy birthday email from a (spanish?) hentai forum I registered 15 years ago and never went back
>the day passes as usual
>go home
>there is some cake and a sweater and a t-shirt from my mom
>"happy birthday Anon"
>"y-you t-too"
>day ends as usual
>>24732208
> wake up
> no one remembers it was my birthday
> home alone all day
> at least my mother wasn't at home 'til 6 p.m. so she screamed at me
> for the same useless shit only in the evening
A nice birthday. With another funny thing
> Some days before I went to the opening of a bar owned by a former classmate
> Found a qt waitress, talking with her it happens we share the birthday
> She told: "I know anon, birthdays during summer are painful, no one ever remember it"
> After 2-3 weeks I went another time on the bar
> Same waitress, after a little she asked me
> "How was your birthday? Mine were really sad,
> only 70//80 people on facebook remembered it also if I had about 150 friends"
Fucking normies
>>24733034
OP here, still better birthday than mine.
>hung out with GF for a while when she got off work.
>had dinner
>she left
>went to the bar I work at
>partied all night with 20+ friends.
It was a good time.
I slept through most of it and woke up to pizza. Not bad for 26.
>>24732208
>>how many people wished you a happy birthday
None, although my parents did about a week after my birthday
>>what birthday presents you got
none
>>if there was a party
nope, sat alone in my room drinking and playing counterstrike
This thread reeks of normie
>>24732727
dafuq what a whiner, my family never did anything half that nice and that's actually a really cute cake, and the bitch can't even handle the banter of him cutting the cake all fucky lol what a kuk
>>24733175
Every thread on /r9k/ reeks of normies now.
>>24732461
Nice attitude you got there m8
